Funny things you saw/overheard

[devil9xtc]

Funniest thing was when we were leaving a guy in a gumby costume with gold mc hammer pants dancing and trying to scare people

[BeeII]

- Girl getting elbowed in the mouth by an overly excited and shirtless bear during The Presets.

I wonder if it was the same group of bears we were next to at Leftfield?

[Strange]

i liked the guy in the assless dress... hahahahahahahaha too funny.

LOL!! I saw that guy too, cracked me up all day.
This one was from out campsite:
"Where's Justin at"
"Looking for his pants"
Also two guys in knee height furry boots, Pink and Purple were great.

[frizzlefry]

One of the events from the amazing Saturday night I had after the fest and still tripping hard.

Me, my girlfriend, and a campsite buddy are just playing with shiny things in front of our campsite and saw a multitude of people coming by. One of them was a half naked fucked up Australian who just came up and gave us a big group hug proclaiming his love for us. He asked if we knew where the campsite with the upside down Australian flag is, one of my neighbors commented on how that was supposed to be a big party site, but said she didn't know. She did say that she knew where other Aussies were, he quickly retorted that's great I don't care, walked away saying MDMA's a hell of a drug.

Ooh another story about that night. Two kind of sketchy guys walk by and see our little light shows and offer to smoke me and my neighbors out, everyone was already extremely stoned or tripping and all passed, the guy walked away a little suprised. Same guy comes back a couple hours later around four and as he's walking by he yells "THIZZ or DIE"

[BROKENDOLL]

1. Pete, Luca, Devin, and myself checking our wristbands before heading to the polo fields, and Devin confidently sayin' "Yep, got mine already on," as he held up his left wrist...
2. Leaving the house to head to the fields an hour and a 1/2 after Pete and Luca had left, and then picking the right search line to pass them up entering the campground. My search consisted of, "Oh, check it out, it's a Mardi Gras truck! Go ahead, Ma'am!" <(This would be the one situation where I can accept that "ma'am" shit if it meant I didn't have to deal with them strip searching my truck LOL) In the meantime, Pete's truck and Luca's campgear were getting a thorough "pat down!"
3.Another security favorite before actually getting on the polo fields...after clearing the car search and heading to the wristband scanning where you got your camp program, I pull up and this petite young Hispanic girl scans my wristband, and the following conversation occurred...

SenoritaSecurityEstupido: Wristband, please...And, here you go..." she hands me my camp program.
BrokenDoll: "Oh, thank you, this is cool!"
SenoritaSecurityEstupido: "Oooooooh, I love your necklace! What does it say?"
BrokenDoll: "It says Coachella..."
And before I could tell her I got it at the fest, she comes off with, "Oh. Is that your first name?"

What do you say to that? I hadn't a clue how to respond! None.

[fuck frankie]

Funniest thing was when we were leaving a guy in a gumby costume with gold mc hammer pants dancing and trying to scare people

i wonder if he came with the guy in the Pokey costume?

also saw the bear club with their matching "horny hairy slut" shirts

waiting outside the portopotties, i was given a hilariously enthusiastic high-5 by a head dressed bro for my awesome t-shirt. it was the same
COA-CHE-LLA 20palmtreepalmtree
shirt that 9000 other guys bought the day before

and a fake Alice Glass during CSS/HEALTH. her bf sorta looked like Ethan Kath too (since you never see him w/out his hoodie up) but she didn't have a broken foot and she had braces...so, actually hotter than Alice

also during HEALTH, but not noticed until watching my videos later, some guy with blood all over his head. i think this was even before the crowd got into the dick pit

[frizzlefry]

I saw that Alice Glass replica everywhere too! I also saw Sphongle (the guy with feather in his hat) getting onto the Ferris wheel ahead of me during Kayne's set.

[Degausser]

5AM Friday morning in car camping, some dude drunk as shit roaming Eleventh or Twelfth yells, "You guys are all missing a fucking incredible sunset! Seriously it's beautiful!" and keeps going on until somebody from within one of the many tents within earshot yelled back, "SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!"

[hydr1]

Anyone see the goon wearing zebra spandex pants and a zebra spandex arm and a football helmet?

[infect ME]

some guy bellyflop in some trashcans. he completely smashed them to the point of no existence

also, some guy tell me, "I'll show you once if you tell me twice!"... i had no idea what that meant so he told me right after, "Well if you were on acid you would know what that meant."

Hahahahah this was my friend Mike. He definitely won the Charlie Sheen Coachella MVP award.

[lyysander]

After Animal Collective's set, the two girls next to me were complaining that they didn't play My Girls. I asked them if it was their favorite song, and they said "it's the only Animal Collective song we know!"

[SaharaIsMyHome]

[QUOTE=JayDubyaJay;2135778]

some guy bellyflop in some trashcans. he completely smashed them to the point of no existence

I saw this guy too and I couldn't stop laughing!

haha yes!!! that was awesome!

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

one of the first photos my girlfriend took on friday and it was making her crack up all weekend

[guedita]

I saw that guy too and was extremely tempted to have angry words with him but Sebastian pulled me away.

[rskapcat]

...but old enough to forget English class.

[Sublime]

anyone see that insane trash tornado that was breaking people's windows?

[ThatGirl]

There was a girl in the Sahara on Sunday night that had on bikini bottoms and relatively small, hand-made cardboard "hello kitty" faces tied with a string in a bikini style top. It was barely hanging on and left quite an impression...

[guedita]

That was me.

[hydr1]

Pics or its not true.....I wanna see the carboard bikini...

That's way cooler than a cerial box backpack

[frazzles]

Pics or its not true.....I wanna see the carboard bikini...

That's way cooler than a cerial box backpack

>:|

[ThatGirl]

That was me.

Kudos for creativity, it was a cute outfit but I'm amazed it stayed on!

[guedita]

I used clear boob tape.

[ThatGirl]

I used clear boob tape.

Nice. Do they call it boob tape? Where does one buy boob tape?

[hydr1]

>:|

What upset u about that frazles? Did u have a cerial box backpack?

[ThatGirl]

Oh dear.

[hydr1]

Cereal? You don't like repeat carboard backpacks?

[Iamwelting]

Funniest thing was when we were leaving a guy in a gumby costume with gold mc hammer pants dancing and trying to scare people

That guy was camped next to me, and yes there was a pokey to match. They were drinking jim beam all weekend and playing shitty bruno mars dance remixes. blech. They did give me some of their whiskey, though.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Nice. Do they call it boob tape? Where does one buy boob tape?

My wife calls it boob tape. She gets it at Target.

[citizenerased]

anyone see that insane trash tornado that was breaking people's windows?

No, but maybe that's what smashed one of our groups' windshield Sunday around 145.

[bloodybeth]

I also saw the Alice Glass look-a-like during Moving Units and Animal Collective. During M.U. several people approached her and asked if she was Alice Glass. I'm pretty sure she got irritated by the end of the festival. haha