Funny things you saw/overheard

[Hedonism]

Some guy in a red shirt rolling absolute balls during Peter, Bjorn, and John dancing his ass off by the water refill tent screaming "HOW CAN YOU NOT DANCE TO THIS SHIT!" I can expect that in the Sahara but during PB+J??? It was completely out of place.

[Raptor Clinton]

"I hate the way Henry Rollins was, like, talking"

[WizardIsAboutToDie]

"I can smell burning flesh and I hope to God it is human"

[Trillis]

Didn't any of you see the naked guy get tazed at the back of the Sahara? This was only my second Coach, but I know that moment will burned into my brain for the some years to come. Some of the funniest shit I've ever witnessed!

[boarderwoozel3]

"I can smell burning flesh and I hope to God it is human"

QFT

[CitizenJ]

- A couple of 15 year old kids out side my tent.
Kid1: "Hey let me get a hit of that."
Kid2: "Naw dude I only have 6 hit of meth in my tent"
Kid1: "Do you at least have a spoon?"

The number of little kids smoking pot at the dr. Dog show was mind blowing. i mean they looked like 12 year olds. i knew younger kids smoked weed, but these were like "kids". it was pretty startling. Maybe I'm starting to sound like an old man at the age of 23, but thats just me.

[westcoastpirate]

Didn't any of you see the naked guy get tazed at the back of the Sahara? This was only my second Coach, but I know that moment will burned into my brain for the some years to come. Some of the funniest shit I've ever witnessed!

Yes! Friday before Crystal Castles by the VIP bar near the Sahara. I was like WTF? I walked right behind him and he was screaming something crazy to the cops. They were looking at each other like, Im not touching this guy, you grab him!

[CitizenJ]

- This Bald fat guy in his 40's who was wearing what appeared to be a blue soccer jeresy just totally freaking out and dancing in a circle (no one wanted to touch him) in white lies. i wish i had a better means to record video, i would have taken one, but this guy was clearly tripping balls, and stumbling into people and disturbing everyone in the area.

- Guy who was pissing ON the porta-poty, not inside it, over by the Mojave before the kills.

- this guy dancing like, what i just have to describe as being a spaz, during Peter Bjorn & John and then turning around and mumbling something to me. asked him to repeated and offered me a drink of his Coachella water-bottle full of Vodka.

[CrimesceneCookie]

Opening up a porta-john door on Friday and being surprised by the sight of a guy getting a BJ from a girl. Pretty sure they wanted to be discovered.

Also, I saw the naked guy on Friday getting taken down.
My friends have pictures and video of this apparantly.

[eskamo951]

-I saw the dreaded midget walk past our campsite on Thursday...all I could do was point and gasp...he was out of sight before I could shout "He's back!"

-The Australian guy who camped with us was passed out drunk in a chair Sunday night when I got back from the festival. The Texans proceeded to throw beers can at him

-While tripping Sunday night, a hippie kept randomly walking by our campsite with a windsock-type thing waving behind her.

[phonographer]

A dude in red onesy Pajamas offering free hugs

I got one of those.

[crawford]

The naked guy, well he was wearing a neon green bana hammock stretched over his shoulders, in the Sahara tent on Sunday. He kept pulling the "coverage" to the side and grinding on all who looked and took pics. Anyone have pics, cause that was so funny.

[unknown]

Far from the main stage close to the do lab during the Cure, this chic in a TINY bikini/thong was dancing her ASS off! Her butt cheeks were just flying everywhere she was having so much fun. The faces on people as they passed and noticed her was great! I wish I took video....

My brother saw some kids that he says were like 6 years old smoking cigarettes up during Franz Ferdinand I think...

[NicoDread]

I saw probably the same little redhead kid.. no more than 10 years old. He was next to me in the front for the Black Keys and was smoking cigarettes, I also saw him in the Mojave tent when No Age finished, smoking a joint this time.

[elbrycen]

Some guy in a red shirt rolling absolute balls during Peter, Bjorn, and John dancing his ass off by the water refill tent screaming "HOW CAN YOU NOT DANCE TO THIS SHIT!" I can expect that in the Sahara but during PB+J??? It was completely out of place.

dude, i saw that guy. i was rolling balls too, so i started dancing and it all made sense.

[Still-ill]

During MSTRKRFT I was hanging with this guy who was rolling for the first time, and while talking to him he pointed over my shoulder and screamed in a high pitched voice, "Fucking Face!" Some guy had a shirt with Groucho Marx on it. I also did some hyper speed karate chops in front of him which resulted in some hilarious/toddler like facial expressions.

[Coachellian]

[Regulan]

Some guy jumped the fence from the beer garden to VIP. He landed flat on his back on a bunch of cardboard boxes, lucky for him. He ran off right past me and a group of cleaners. I laughed, they didn't.

[LameCake]

The number of little kids smoking pot at the dr. Dog show was mind blowing. i mean they looked like 12 year olds. i knew younger kids smoked weed, but these were like "kids". it was pretty startling. Maybe I'm starting to sound like an old man at the age of 23, but thats just me.

Yeah I've seen 12 year old kids smoke pot, I don't agree with it completely(maybe a little too young) but it's nothing out of the ordinary to me. But still, even the kids that are like 10 and roll, scare me. These kids are going to have a hard time going through puberty, and growing.

[montezdotcom]

1. During I think YYYs set, did anyone else see the sign that someone was holding up that said "show me your boobies"? The sign had a drawing of an erect penis exploding all over a pair of tits. Cool I guess?

2. During Devendra Banhart, I overhear a few people talking about how they recognized someone on stage, in the VIP section. They then realize that it's Flea, the bassist from the Chili Peppers. He was just chillin up there.

3. I met DJ Skeet Skeet. A well-know DJ and the DJ for the band Shwayze. That was pretty cool.

4. I caught up with Busy P after his set.

5. And I definitely saw Greg Gellis aka Girl Talk during TV on the Radio on Saturday. He was wearing a blue bandana, blue shirt, and cut-off gray sweat pants. Did anyone else see him? I'll post a picture of him later.

[BROKENDOLL]

My ass was starting to drag by Sunday and I made the mistake of starting my the day with a "wake n' bake." I ended up chilling at our tent until about 3pm before going in. I told suffacated to go ahead and I'd catch up with him at the Sahara. By 3:30 or so, I was almost feeling it and figured I'd better get going so he wouldn't worry. A soon as I started getting my shit together to go, suffacated comes back literally crawling into our tent, eyes glazed, mumbling something about stopping to talk to Feather and friends for abit, and feeling like he was a turtle. (He claims he heard that was the newest term this year...???) Honest to God, I haven't seen him that buzzed in a long time! LOL LOL Thanks again PAW for hanging onto his forgotten camera until later that nite!

[Wheres the beef?]

- Guy who was pissing ON the porta-poty, not inside it, over by the Mojave before the kills.

Was he wearing a black hat and a black shirt?

[lickety_spit]

i saw a funny vip wristband on the ground by the merch tent late saturday night. while inside the vip area, i found this hilarious main stage wristband on the ground by the bar. i really didn't think i'd have any use for it on sunday, but i ended up using it quite a bit. el oh el.

[homEsick]

eff it! i hate typing in the dark! i always click command r instead of t. there goes my long message

anyways - these fat chicks dancing at lucent dossier some dude yelled at them to stop and they got up in his face saying how not cool it was

some girl rolling on the ground having a bad trip while a big dude was "secretly" trying to snort coke right next to us

all the high people staring at the coloured balls changing and shouting everytime something changed

the dude on e at the killers that was trying to get everyone to clap with him. kept rubbing his face and body and looked so happy/ saw him again at the presets but i was dancing too much to notice anything after that

the napoleon dynamite guy that was front right at the main stage sunday morning. he sounded so serious about every little thing he said.

all the high people that were tripping about my shoes, posted in the shoes thread.

and my favourite - my gf and i were chilling a bit away from the main stage when some stoner walked past us and came back and crouched down and started talking to my gf he said "you're like a real life snow white. she had the whitest skin. the darkest hair. the reddest lips. you're just like snow white" then walked off. i was laughing so much

[MJ 6687]

Some guy came up to me while I was waiting in line for my lemonade..."I am 25 cents away from getting a snow cone. I really just want a snow cone. Can you spare a nickle." I had no change, so I felt really bad, but I just didn't get why he only asked me for a nickle and not the 25 cents that he needed.

[anonimouse]

sunday nite some kid at the serpent mother TRIPPING THE FUCK OUT. he walked into it and when a flame burst would go off nearby he would flinch and turn towards it with a "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" look on his face but then quickly try to regain his composure. then he leaned against the fence near the egg for a few seconds, then walked around it again some more a few seconds later just to freak out at more flame bursts. i cant even imagine how his brain was interpreting what he was seeing. i dont think he even realized he was surrounded by people

we watched him for a min or two and then lost track of him. he didnt look like someone who should have been wandering around alone in his condition

[carokube]

OMG when was this... i thought i fucking dreamed it... i must have been drunk

[michaelmontanez]

Also I saw someone who looked like they were making out with an apple. then I look close and they took the stem out and made a bong out of an apple. It was sick. I dont know how common this is but i lold.

was this in the campsite? it could have been myself or the people I was camping with.

[carokube]

some guy walking away from the band of horses show, talking on his cell phone going 'band of horses is so great! i love them!' dude, you're doing it wrong.

[michaelmontanez]

I saw that guys dick accidently a few times.