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    Did anyone who was camping in El Dorado 2 Sunday night after Gorillaz happen to pass by the drunken gaggle of fratboys who were passing a bottle of tequila, cripwalking very badly to Girl Talk, and screaming at every passing person: "Coachella, get your dick wet!" I loved how their girlfriends were all sitting down and quietly talking amongst themselves while they told people to "Get your blowjobs, man." I lost it though, when one of them turned to his buddy and said "Get your dick wet, dude", and his friend replies "Man, my dick's already so wet, bro..."

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    Hahahha I was in El Dorado 2 and those ass hats might have been a few camp sites away from me. Guys would keep me up at night with their partying and then wake me up in the morning while the pre-gamed at 8 in the morning.

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    Heard while walking through a tent:

    "Dude, no. Remember last time you got high? You bit your foot and bled everywhere."
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    How about this guy?

    Anyone have more pics of the chicken?
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    Quote Originally Posted by minogueCOMMAk View Post
    You must be talking about during Orbital.
    I saw them everywhere, at all kinds of sets. I think one happened during Gorillaz, and some acts in the Sahara got their own glowstick fountains.
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    I picked up a glowstick during Orbital and turned around to throw it backwards (people in the back weren't getting them). I accidentally beamed it right into the soundboard guy's face.
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    got a video of some guy tripping balls who stumbled into our campsite monday morning. it was hilarious because he kept trying to ride away on his bike, but his handle bars were backwards.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mudpie View Post
    Girl in bedazzled HOVA leotard with a huge wedgie dancing during Proxy. Totally wish I'd youtubed that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weatherman View Post
    Heard while walking through a tent:

    "Dude, no. Remember last time you got high? You bit your foot and bled everywhere."
    so lol'ing
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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelmontanez View Post
    I saw them everywhere, at all kinds of sets. I think one happened during Gorillaz, and some acts in the Sahara got their own glowstick fountains.
    That was me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shmamber View Post
    When Gorillaz first started, 2 girls standing behind us were taken by surprise.

    "Who are those white guys?!"
    Cracked me up too. Heard it from so many people
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    loltable @ 0:50
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    Quote Originally Posted by mudpie View Post
    Girl in bedazzled HOVA leotard with a huge wedgie dancing during Proxy. Totally wish I'd youtubed that.
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    Between Coheed and Faith No More

    "Dude if it weren't for Soundgarden there would be no Nickleback"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mudpie View Post
    Girl in bedazzled HOVA leotard with a huge wedgie dancing during Proxy. Totally wish I'd youtubed that.
    This outfit?



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    "You're not so bad, I thought you would be shooting rainbows at me."

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    Quote Originally Posted by oyeloca View Post
    loltable @ 0:50
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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelmontanez View Post
    I do remember seeing a whole bunch of "glowstick explosions" where a massive amount of glow sticks would be thrown up into the air during an epic bass drop, that was pretty cool.
    there was quite a bit of douchebaggery this year... I was rolling pretty hard on Sat night, making my way over to 2manydjs, and these two douchey guys ask me and my friend if we have any drugs, we said no, and they shined a flashlight in our eyes, asking if we had any E... we just kind of walked off, and enjoyed the show, but so many douchenuggets this year.
    Yeah, the narcs were pretty relentless when it came to hassling people for drugs. Ruined Flying Lotus for me, and he was one of my must see acts.

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    You must be talking about during Orbital.
    The Orbital Glowsplosion was pretty amazing.



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    - "slap my ass for $1" at a chick's butt (i saw 2 dudes slapping it and giving her $1 each ... then i saw another girl hitting it with something but did not pay up lol)
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    Woooooow.
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    There was an old lady, maybe late 80's early 90's being pushed around in a wheelchair by a lady in her 60's. The wheeled up to the do lab to the thumping music and people started cheering and circling the wheelchair and partying with grandma. It was cute.

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    ^^Both of those videos are funny as shit. This thread makes me so happy. I want moar Coachella. Anywhere, anyhow.
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    I saw that girl Whitney from those MTV shows "The Hills" and "The City" during Passion Pit (who sucked, btw).



    Immediately after snapping this pic, my friend passed out face first on the grass. And this guy is 6'2" +200lbs. To his defense, he hadn't smoked weed in months and it was the hottest day we've experienced for a long time. But really, the sight of Whitney Port was too much to handle.
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    ^^^ Which beat bitch are we supposed to be looking at
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    Quote Originally Posted by Opt!m!st!c View Post
    How about this guy?

    Anyone have more pics of the chicken?
    I saw the chicken waiting in between Pavement and Gorillaz (in the crowd of people sitting down). There was this other guy in a gorilla costume and the crowd kept having them dance and shit. Then the gorilla put the chicken on his back and they both fell over. Funny shit.

    On another note, during LCD Soundsystem's set, there was this really stoned mexican douche behind us. He wouldn't stop talking about his "chronic" weed and how awesome it is. Then he kept whistling super loud during all their songs. Then, as if he couldn't be worse, he started yelling the N-word at this black guy right next to me. He started freaking my stoned ass out.

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    so both Saturday and Sunday night i met these 6 Aussie guys and were talking with them both night. It was very entertaining. Then come Monday morning I go to them to say bye and everything when I see all 6 of them crammed into what looked like a tent meant for four sleeping head to toe style with no room at all. I just busted up laughing hysterically. Wish I had my camera available.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megastar View Post
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    While walking into the venue one of the yellow shirt security guys walked by and whispered "see anything you're interested in?" then pulled up his sleeve to show knock off designer wallets up his arm....that's when we knew we were in trouble with the security!

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    ^ ridiculous.

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    Not sure if Allyjoy post this but I was with her in line when this quote was said: "Deadmau5 is one of the best trance djs out there, he's even better than Tiesto..."

    I had to refrain from laughing which didn't happen...

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