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    When my boyfriend and I came in to put stuff in our lockers on Saturday morning at about 11:30 AM, some girl was sitting on the ground all alone asked us, "When does Tiesto go on?" I told her, "11:40, but seriously, don't waste your time seeing him."

    Her response was, "I'm from Mexico City! I'm really lost!"

    We spent the entire day trying to figure out what she meant by that. We came to the conclusion that the only act she cared about that day was Tiesto, and that she was in the festival that early because she thought he was about to start playing.

    Being from Mexico City is still no excuse for loving Tiesto.

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    At Passion Pit, the guys who kept trying to stack 4 high on shoulders & falling. I felt the ground shake when they ate it 30m away.

    A bunch of us were shouting about how much we love "The Phoenixes." I hope people thought we were serious.

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    Oh, and everyone singing Biz Markie's Just A Friend in unison on the way out of the gate on Sunday night. Can we say random? Can we say amazing?
    Not that random, since Mayer Hawthorne covered it that weekend.

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    Girl in bedazzled HOVA leotard with a huge wedgie dancing during Proxy. Totally wish I'd youtubed that.

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    black guy - "does it hurt , does it hurt ? "

    mexican girl - " hell naw "
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    "HOLY FUCK!! THERE'S A SPACE SHIP!" - some guy looking at those ad planes during LCD.

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    group of e-tarded canadians who pushed themselves to the very front of thom asking "who is this........tom something........?"

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    During Proxy the guy behind me kept saying

    "What is this guy's obsession with Russia?"
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    My friend didn't want to lose his spot for Jonsi so he resorted to peeing in an Odwalla bottle. This proved to be quite difficult since it was pretty packed so let's just say that the people around us weren't too pleased. He got the job done though & with 5 minutes to spare!

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    Meeting the fabulous female rapper "B-RYAN" in the Red Bull tent while cooling off... she kept telling me and my friends about how she was going to work with Tiesto one day - calls herself "a rapping Madonna". She gave us her card and was really nice. She interrupted her self promotion rant a few times to let us know that she was on drugs.

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    Wasn't something I overheard but something I said to my friend.
    I had told him all about the Aidz Needles phenomenon the day before, and on Sunday night in the middle of Plastikman I whispered in his ear: "Aidz."
    He lost his shit.

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    I saw a tshirt that said:




    Meat is Murder

    Tasty, tasty murder
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I saw a tshirt that said:




    Meat is Murder

    Tasty, tasty murder
    YES! Best shirt of the weekend, without a doubt. This made me laugh for hours and I will never forget it.
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    My new gay friend who was camping with us banged a small Asian looking Canadian in the porta potty...

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    Best thing I heard this year should not even be funny but I just can't help it. Some poor teenage girl was so out of her mind that she was pushing her way though the Sahara asking, "Does anyone recognize me?".
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    My new gay friend who was camping with us banged a small Asian looking Canadian in the porta potty...

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    My new gay friend who was camping with us banged a small Asian looking Canadian in the porta potty near the general store in our camp site. He then said while they were "going at it" the door flung open. I lmao all night long after hearing that shit.
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    lol i have a couple:
    First, during Gorillaz first song, when that Squid thing on the screen opened it's eye, some guy off to the side of me yelled "OH GOD! WHAT THE FUCK? OH MY GOD!" then the yelling to further away, i think he bolted. I almost died laughing.
    A couple of our neighbors told us how they were going around all day Sunday saying "Oh my god i can't believe Jay-Z is gonna go on with Gorillaz" trying to start a rumor. Later that day i heard from at least 4 different people walking around "OMG JAY-Z TONIGHT TOO!" it was pretty epic.
    Best T-shirt i saw "Your Favorite Band Sucks." not sure why but it made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I saw a tshirt that said:




    Meat is Murder

    Tasty, tasty murder
    hahaha that was me

    mine was under the crane right after gorillaz, some girl was huddled up against the planter high off her ass. she kept popping her head up and yelling "where is that COMING from!?" Poor girl said she hasn't stopped tripping since friday and she wants it to stop..
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    7am monday morning asking some guy if he had rollies, and then he asked me if i had any coke, after saying no, i only had only weed, he looks at me disgusted, says ewww and runs away to puke....

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    Couple of things

    Either Friday Or Saturday morning I see a guy Running by my campsite completely naked, not even any shoes.

    Friday morning I'm walking back to my tent and there's a guy just sitting there on the grass next to my car. I go up to him and the first thing he says is "I'm sorry". He tried to make a wristband from just the smaller part of the wristband, not the part with the chip on it. Give him some water and he says again "I'm sorry"

    Monday morning a guy who camping nearby says to me I fell asleep in a bush, I got a bunch of blood on my white t shirt and I don't know how the hell I got there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmaylynn View Post
    "HOLY FUCK!! THERE'S A SPACE SHIP!" - some guy looking at those ad planes during LCD.
    haha was it some asian dud? he was like u think they will adopt me..and continued about saying that ..why were the aliens advertising applebees.. haha That guy wouldnt shut the fuck haha
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    My cousin claims he saw some dud in the sahara pull out his wang and started pissing while exiting the tent haha
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    my friend get'n comments all weekend that he looked like Zach Galifianakis from the movie Hangover ( the guy with the beard ) . back at camp when we were playing bean bags , a cart of staff members rolled by , and the driver turned completely around , gave my friend a thumbs up , and yelled " THE HANGOVER " . after that , its all we heard all weekend . good stuff
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    a guy dressed like Jesus and jumping on a trampoline
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    some guys jumping over trash bins , and one guy not making it , only to eat shit right in the trash......dumb ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by *SURREAL* View Post
    a guy dressed like Jesus and jumping on a trampoline
    I saw that guy too! had the whole thorn crown and everything he was almost gonna get run over by those cops on horses. that dud looked so lost haha
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    saw this driving up Washington St / or 52nd Ave
    on Friday:


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    When The Avett Brothers introduced their cello player James, some guy behind me yelled: "Cel llloooo James." Making it sound like Hello.

    Also, during Pavement it got completely quiet between songs. After the clapping, the crowd around me stood rapt. Toward the end of the set some guy yelled out "You guys are killing it. Killllll innnnnng ittttt."

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    edward: did you just see that?
    me: no, what?
    edward: mario chasing a purple gorilla riding a bike.

    later at dirty epic I did indeed see someone dressed as Mario and the purple gorilla dancing.
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    Friends video. Not taking credit. Just watch...and enjoi=)

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    Dude after the last set on Sunday was DANCING his ass off. There was no music playing anywhere, and people were leaving the field. But he was in the middle of the place in his own little world, dancing furiously, as if he was in the Sahara or something. I'm sure he was rolling, but still funny to see.

    My Czech friend was really out of it and forgot how to speak english. She's lived here for nearly 10 years and speaks fluently, but she could only say things to me in Czech and I had NO idea what she was saying.

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