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    naked was busted for possession of drugs, while naked.
    He sold his soul for a shot at fame
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaseSensitive View Post
    naked was busted for possession of drugs, while naked.
    He apparently thought the acid tabs go up his arse?
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    naked was busted for possession of drugs, while naked.
    you can have this herb when you pry it from my cold, dead, hands.
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    those poor fucks in that bright ass jail, pupils dialated to 11...

    shame, really.
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    Where were their babysitters?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiquidL View Post
    He apparently thought the acid tabs go up his arse?
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    When are motherfuckers gonna learn PCP is a professional drug.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

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    I almost forgot, saw some dude take a sandwich out of a trash can during The Faint and take a bite of it, walk off, 5 mins later comes back and walks off with the trash can.
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    ^very strange.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRotten42 View Post
    I almost forgot, saw some dude take a sandwich out of a trash can during The Faint and talk a bite of it, walk off, 5 mins later comes back and walks off with the trash can.

    this is the funniest thing i have heard in a long time.

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    Just posted on fb: If you could relive one moment at Coachella...
    "Knife Party. Something opened up inside of me and I was able to work some shit out by dancing. It was the one set I went to alone and came back to camp a different person! Coachella is a beautiful place." - Some Chick from Idaho

    Revelations at Knife Party, can't decide if more hilarious or sad. Musta been the drugz
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    That is not hilarious or sad.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiezza View Post
    Revelations at Knife Party, can't decide if more hilarious or sad. Musta been the drugz
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    That is not hilarious or sad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    That is not hilarious or sad.
    It's actually cool.

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    I agree, it's either kinda cool, or just dumb, depending on your viewpoint. I've had that kind of experience, and it can be pretty cool (or terrifying, if it's a bad trip).
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    Ive been meaning to post this for awhile. Weekend 1, obviously the sandstrom happened on sunday. By our camp shit was everywhere, peoples tents and canopies were gone (fortunately our whole camp was 100% in tact). Basically it looked like a dump. Well...the girl next to us lost her tent and any other means of sleeping quarters....so this is what she came up with. When I woke up at like 8am on monday morning I seriously thought she was dead....all of our camp did. She wasnt moving, no visible signs of breathing.


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    That's innovation ^
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiquidL View Post
    It's actually cool.

    Psychs used correctly.
    It is cool. They saved my marriage at '12 Coachella.
    He sold his soul for a shot at fame
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    Quote Originally Posted by gam3g3ni3 View Post
    Ive been meaning to post this for awhile. Weekend 1, obviously the sandstrom happened on sunday. By our camp shit was everywhere, peoples tents and canopies were gone (fortunately our whole camp was 100% in tact). Basically it looked like a dump. Well...the girl next to us lost her tent and any other means of sleeping quarters....so this is what she came up with. When I woke up at like 8am on monday morning I seriously thought she was dead....all of our camp did. She wasnt moving, no visible signs of breathing.

    I think I saw this on instagram. What happened to her?
    He sold his soul for a shot at fame
    Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame...

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    ^ Looks like she suffocated herself with a plastic bag over her head after watching RHCP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaseSensitive View Post
    It is cool. They saved my marriage at '12 Coachella.
    Win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManImCool View Post
    On the walk back into the campgrounds sunday night weekend one after it was all over, I remember some tallish dude super high on something would run up behind people (keep in mind everyone is walking in one direction at a very slow gridlocked pace) tap them on the opposite shoulder, wait for them to look over the wrong shoulder, and when they looked back forward he was in there face and would make a yelp/scream/animal kind of sound, inches from their face. The second his victims became startled/jumped/reacted he would sprint away full speed for about 5 seconds, then pick new victims, repeat. Saw him do this at least 10 times before he disappeared into the distance. Guess you had to be there, it was funny to watch everyone's reactions, and all people nearby speculating what drugs he was on.
    Do you remember this dude wearing a red bandana round his head? i swear i was a victim

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    ^ was he also throwing in a "HAPPY COACHELLA" with his animal sounds
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManImCool View Post
    On the walk back into the campgrounds sunday night weekend one after it was all over, I remember some tallish dude super high on something would run up behind people (keep in mind everyone is walking in one direction at a very slow gridlocked pace) tap them on the opposite shoulder, wait for them to look over the wrong shoulder, and when they looked back forward he was in there face and would make a yelp/scream/animal kind of sound, inches from their face. The second his victims became startled/jumped/reacted he would sprint away full speed for about 5 seconds, then pick new victims, repeat. Saw him do this at least 10 times before he disappeared into the distance. Guess you had to be there, it was funny to watch everyone's reactions, and all people nearby speculating what drugs he was on.

    the guy did this to me by the do lab and i looked right at him and he was like oh fuck you caught me and then ran off and did it to about 100 more people.. was kinda crazy

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    not funny, but I saw a large Aussy using a big ass pvc pole to help him walk (limping bad). Ran into him at the beer garden and asked, 'what happened' cause there's no way he came with the pole...he'd of had crutches. Said his foot got stepped on at a mosh pit and tore a bunch of ligaments in his foot. Damn....we talked for a bit and off he went.

    didn't see anything amazingly funny this past year....seemed people were not as costumed up as in years past...which I'm glad.
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    I saw a ripped black man wearing nothing but a fanny pack. His junk was covered nicely and he was just so confident in his lack of clothing. Best thing of the weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiezza View Post
    Just posted on fb: If you could relive one moment at Coachella...
    "Knife Party. Something opened up inside of me and I was able to work some shit out by dancing. It was the one set I went to alone and came back to camp a different person! Coachella is a beautiful place." - Some Chick from Idaho

    Revelations at Knife Party, can't decide if more hilarious or sad. Musta been the drugz
    This chick from Idaho is my wife. She experiences bouts of intense anxiety and is extremely introverted. Coachella this last year was a profound experience for her, because she finally allowed herself to break out of her shell, dance like a fool, and really truly let herself go. While she is not a stranger to psychs, she was absolutely sober for all three days - didn't drink a drop of booze, take a hit, absolutely nothing.

    Sometimes, salvation comes in strange forms. Sometimes it's in the form of a pulsing beat, pretty lights, and finally allowing yourself to experience unfiltered joy. So it's not hilarious or sad, it was a really important moment for her, and something that has stuck with her and enriched her as a person. And it's not the kind of thing that needs to be approved by some low, pathetic internet troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shiezza View Post
    Just posted on fb: If you could relive one moment at Coachella...
    "Knife Party. Something opened up inside of me and I was able to work some shit out by dancing. It was the one set I went to alone and came back to camp a different person! Coachella is a beautiful place." - Some Chick from Idaho

    Revelations at Knife Party, can't decide if more hilarious or sad. Musta been the drugz
    "Someone enjoys something I don't, that's so sad!"

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    Seriously, how dare people enjoy anything?

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