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    8am Saturday Weekend 2, from the car camp that over ran our spot (no biggie because they shared their stash)

    Guy 1: So we start with mush and smoke weed. Then we'll take the e and smoke some more. Then we'll hit the beer gardens and do coke. After that who the fuck knows what will happen.
    Guy 2: I'm having frosted flakes then doing speed and e.
    Guy 3: *cracks a beer* noobs

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    The funniest memory from 2012 was a guy coming out of a Port a John, having lots of trouble with his zipper and walking into another door being opened and falling on his butt. I'm sure the chemical accessories helped. I wish I had a camera out at the moment.
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    During weekend 2 at AWOLNATION there was a giant stuffed Simba lion being thrown around (it was like 4ft and pretty heavy). Someone threw it over the crowd and into the mosh pit. A kid in the pit turns to look just as the lion hits him and he gets flattened by it.

    Also at AWOLNATION when there was chicken fights in the mosh pit.

    I forget what band was playing but some girl asked her friend, "When is Coachella?" though that was pretty funny

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    Hot girl: "It seems like everyone at Coachella is getting laid" Guy who hasn't showered: "I know what you're asking and the answer is yes."

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    We saw some poor teenage girl who was either drunk off her ass, tripping mad balls, or suffering from heatstroke. She was propped up at one of the water stations by her teenage girl friends. At 1 pm. On Friday. What a waste of a ticket to an event that sold out in 6 hours.

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    During at the drive in weekend two, some girl in front of me got shoved really hard ands asked her face on the gate (we were at the very front) bled all over the place and start freaking out.

    Camped next to some Australians in car camping. Came back puking at around three in the morning screaming about "not doing the sugar cube acid"

    Had some random guy come up and kiss me during GIRLS
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    Quote Originally Posted by KennKenna View Post
    Had some random guy come up and kiss me during GIRLS
    This happened to me after Roger Waters. I've been waiting for it to happen again ever since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Teri Suaréz, during the Le Butcherettes, first took off her apron and tossed it into the crowd. Then she threw her shoes. A couple of bottles of water. Then she tossed her entire keyboard into the crowd - thought she was gonna kill someone. Anyways, some lucky fellow left the set with a keyboard.
    that lucky fellow was my brother...... we wound up back stage cause of that shit

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    i heard "Dont stare into his lazy eye, he's trying to steal your soul" when the big screen zoomed in on Thom Yorke's eye during Radiohead last year
    and then i also heard "PLAY CREEP!, PRINCE PLAYED IT!"
    my vote goes to the Prince comment

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    Random valley girl reacting to shower line in camping:

    "Shittttt."

    It was all about her delivery. She sounded like Sandi from Daria... I thought it was funny, so fuck you guys.
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    Two aussie girls camped next two us talking about anal at 7am friday morning like their tents were soundproof.
    "Oh I love taking it in the bum!"
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    Can't be more bro than Gotye.

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    In 2010 after Jay-Z closed out the night, we walked back to our camping space and their was a girl popping a squat right by my truck. My group had already parked and started rolling joints and I went to grab some blankets and there she was, her and all her asianess, pants down pinching a loaf. Startled all I said was 'oh!" and she freaked out, pulled up her pant and ran off. Fucking died laughing.

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    I can't wait for this years Coachella. It's time to gather more stories of the stupid things people do at festivals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by windwatrerthfir View Post
    In 2010 after Jay-Z closed out the night, we walked back to our camping space and their was a girl popping a squat right by my truck. My group had already parked and started rolling joints and I went to grab some blankets and there she was, her and all her asianess, pants down pinching a loaf. Startled all I said was 'oh!" and she freaked out, pulled up her pant and ran off. Fucking died laughing.

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    #1 i seen a porta potty swing back and forth and heard sex sounds!

    #2 i over heard this guy say "dude jack johnson AND mumford and sons! this is gonna be sick" then me, my daughter and the girlfriend at the time looked at each other and laughed. mumford and sons suck big black chocolate salty balls!!

    #2006 some guy while the mode was on the main stage and myself included were gonna go to see a electronica group called daft punk at the sahara were trying to tell their friend "dude lets go see daft punk" he said and i repeat " i'm gonna see thier set and i'll be over after" i thought what an idiot! and we all left...
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    $5 lighters. The kind you get free anywhere else.



    You know the ones. $$$$$

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJroomba View Post
    Two aussie girls camped next two us talking about anal at 7am friday morning like their tents were soundproof.
    "Oh I love taking it in the bum!"
    OH HEll yeah! Those are the best. I had a chick telling her girlfriend "damn, my vag smells so bad right now, I THINK I'll shower today."
    I laughed and puked at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynn163 View Post
    Saturday of weekend 1. It was funny to us so I'll share.

    We were walking from the Gobi after the Buzzcocks to our locker when this guy walks right into me. It was really crowded and dusty so I stopped to let him go by, but he had a look on his face that made me ask him if he was OK. The following conversation took place:

    Me: "Are you OK?"
    Guy: "I am frying soooooo hard right now."
    My husband: "Doesn't seem like a good place to be frying."
    Guy: "Dude, it's Coachella, it's the BEST place."
    Me: "No, I think he means right here where you're standing."
    Guy: "Oh yeah. (looks around at all the people) Where am I anyways?"
    Me: "Near the Gobi tent. Where do you want to be?"
    Guy: "In my tent where I can trip."
    Me: "OK, do you know where it is?"
    Guy: "No, I have no idea where I am right now."
    Me: "Why don't you follow us."

    He went on to tell us how bad he was tripping, how pretty all the lights were, and that I should never take drugs. We walked him to the camping entrance, gave him some water, and sent him on his way to find his tent. Hope he found it.
    I think this was my friend. was his name jacob?

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    Don't think we got a name. If it was him hope he made it to camp OK.

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    me and my fiancé were able to get carted to the entrance. We were passing all these people who had to walk a long way. This little asian chick looked at us and reached her hand out and said "Nooooooooooo" lol poor thing, she must have been tired of walking.


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    I love Daria, I know EXACTLY how sandi sounds.
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    Random valley girl reacting to shower line in camping:

    "Shittttt."

    It was all about her delivery. She sounded like Sandi from Daria... I thought it was funny, so fuck you guys.


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    Oh Yeah. When Paul Mccartney was on Stage playing Blackbird

    Ghetto Woman: "Who the Hell Is this guy!?" BLah Blah Blah"

    Ruined it for the people around her.

    That's not really funny, thats more annoying.


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    -At the car campgrounds, my friend and I passed some guy who was very clearly tripping balls walking our direction. When we came across a police officer on a horse, his eyes grew really wide and he said (quietly and very alarmed) "Horse!!!" and took off down Main Street toward the festival entrance.

    -My friend was not feeling well on Friday and ran from our car to the nearby trash cans to throw up. Some guys walking by said "Hey man, making it to a trash can is half the battle. You're gonna feel so much better after this. Just get it out, drink some water. Have a great weekend, man. Happy Coachella."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rarebreed View Post
    Oh Yeah. When Paul Mccartney was on Stage playing Blackbird

    Ghetto Woman: "Who the Hell Is this guy!?" BLah Blah Blah"

    Ruined it for the people around her.

    That's not really funny, thats more annoying.
    Well, she had a right to know who it was.

    This mexican food truck worker taking orders always asking ladies "wet or dry?" even though each burrito came out dry regardless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by windwatrerthfir View Post
    In 2010 after Jay-Z closed out the night, we walked back to our camping space and their was a girl popping a squat right by my truck. My group had already parked and started rolling joints and I went to grab some blankets and there she was, her and all her asianess, pants down pinching a loaf. Startled all I said was 'oh!" and she freaked out, pulled up her pant and ran off. Fucking died laughing.

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    Jeez, what is this? Animal Kingdom? And it was the normally demure asian fawn?

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    THIS KID was straight up standing on a hay bail shooting his lazer gun (water bottle), making lazer noises, hiding under the hay bail, requesting backup, and was 100% not JOKING.

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    i will never forget the time this crazy but very happy hippie ran up to me and dropped liquid acid on my arm and then ran up to other people dosing people up..omg hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    This happened to me after Roger Waters. I've been waiting for it to happen again ever since.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatupnathan View Post
    i will never forget the time this crazy but very happy hippie ran up to me and dropped liquid acid on my arm and then ran up to other people dosing people up..omg hahaha
    I really hate it when people do that. Didn't think it happened at Coachella, but it's a pretty shitty thing to do. Not everyone wants to get dosed. Plus the people who do it usually have really shitty acid.

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    Have you ever been dosed? Story, please. I'm relatively young, when it comes to drugs... more or less. I've never been dosed with acid. I've smoked a bowl two or three times that took me somewhere I, as a "pot head," didn't want to be. Do I feel angry at the agent? No. I'm the fool. Curse your company, if you must, but don't forget that you chose them. You take your doses, and you find appreciation in them. There's someone out there who'd have paid dearly for your trip. Have a beautiful time (once you realize you're having a time lol).

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