Funny things you saw/overheard

[algunz]

So would you say your ordinary is the same as my ordinary?

[Coach Bombay]

I'm 22 and I couldn't tell you who makes up the members of Swedish House Mafia.

Kudos.

[Coach Bombay]

So would you say your ordinary is the same as my ordinary?

Of course not. Are you trying to make a point? My point is, from the very first page of this thread, it was apparent that the purpose of this thread was not to strictly post something you saw at coachella that induced laughter, but to post something that was something a long the lines of funny, random, out of the ordinary, weird, not common, etc.

If anyone says that overhearing someone at a Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg concert not have ANY CLUE who Tupac is is not either funny, random, out of the ordinary, weird, or an uncommon occurrence, they are trying too hard to be an argumentative asshole...

[lt.roast.a.botch]

I'm 22 and I couldn't tell you who makes up the members of Swedish House Mafia.

If Swedish House Mafia was black, you'd know who they were

[guedita]

Heard this one guy go like, "Man, I'm soooooo thirsty," and then his buddy was like, "Drink some water dude."

[kreutz2112]

CLASSIC!

[nathanfairchild]

Heard this one guy go like, "Man, I'm soooooo thirsty," and then his buddy was like, "Drink some water dude."

so random!!!

[frizzlefry]

I think Bombay is just displacing his anger about the fact most teenagers don't know who Emilio Estevez is

[Coach Bombay]

I think Bombay is just displacing his anger about the fact most teenagers don't know who Emilio Estevez is

Who the hell is Emilio Estevez?

[Dogvolta]

You guys are too much...

I think we can all agree that the fact that someone didn't know who Tupac was isn't funny... I would not laugh at that.

However, you guys are seriously going to argue that it isn't a "...wtf?" moment that someone over the age of 13 has not even the slightest idea who Tupac Shakur is???

I would attempt to bring up examples of other famous people throughout history that were born and passed before any of us were alive, but I'm almost positive you guys would argue some minute detail as to why whatever person I mention should be more well-known than Tupac, or that you actually know someone who doesn't know said person and you don't find it all that surprising...

Its Tupac... With his style of music, fame, and the controversial death, I honestly find it super hard to believe, bizarre even, that someone above an 8th grade education that is present at a not-cheap, music festival, watching an artist perform the same style of music from the same time period as Tupac, does not know who Tupac is...


My question now is, if the title of this thread was " Funny/Random/Weird Things You Saw/Overheard", would you guys have shut the fuck up?

I actually thought this was well said.
Coming back to these boards I've found that the pretentious long time board members are complete fuck wits and much more tiresome then the typical annoyances of recent 2012 newbies...as exemplified in the last few pages of this thread).

[Bonovan]

Not sure if this belongs here or in "The Next time you try to look hot..." thread, but I snapped this (crappy out of focus cell phone pic) of Mr. Loin Cloth on the walk back to our car on Saturday night of weekend two.

[thelastgreatman]

Most of the funny things I overheard this year were coming out of my own mouth. That guy was a real cut up, first rate material the whole weekend.

[Ambassador of Coachella]

Of course not. Are you trying to make a point? My point is, from the very first page of this thread, it was apparent that the purpose of this thread was not to strictly post something you saw at coachella that induced laughter, but to post something that was something a long the lines of funny, random, out of the ordinary, weird, not common, etc.

If anyone says that overhearing someone at a Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg concert not have ANY CLUE who Tupac is is not either funny, random, out of the ordinary, weird, or an uncommon occurrence, they are trying too hard to be an argumentative asshole...

Word. Also for the record the couple in question was over the age of 30 idiots (greghead). I was there, not you.

[TheRotten42]

Most of the funny things I overheard this year were coming out of my own mouth. That guy was a real cut up, first rate material the whole weekend.

you're right, that sloppy wet sound of horse semen running down your chin is pretty funny sounding.

[thelastgreatman]

... I'm pretty sure that would sound hilarious, yeah. How would a collection of centaur sailors fit on my chin, though?

[algunz]

They're very tiny.

[Goatchella]

spunk on lastgreatmans chin....funny

not knowing tupac...expected

[Cheddar's Cousin]

when did Emilio Estevez die?

[witham]

After D2 went to video.

[Poor Yorick]

I witnessed an unfortunate, sweaty soul raving her clit off during Orbital in '10 take a giant swig of a nearly-full would-be-water bottle she found on the ground only to immediately spray all of its contents (vodka? silver tequila?) out with a vicious fury upon the people in front of her. I now smell the contents of every water bottle I find on the fields before I administer a waterfall.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

Why the fuck would you drink liquid from a bottle you found on the ground at Coachella? I found plenty of pee bottles on the ground at the main stage this year.

NOT TO MENTION THE AIDS

[Poor Yorick]

Her expression was the face of SAHARAN AIDS, no doubt. And why one would drink liquid from a bottle found upon Coachellan grounds (without smell-testing the waters first) is beyond me. Blame it on the Ecstasy.

[algunz]

I'd blame it on the Dumb Zone.

[blackchango]

I'd blame it on the Dumb Zone.

Haha! T-shirt material for Coachella 2013

[TheMadeleine]

The funniest thing I heard at Coachella 2012 was when my friend said, "But what I've always wondered is: do the BROS know they're at Brochella?" Maybe it was a you-had-to-be-there but I still get a kick thinking about it.

[LiquidL]

Haha! T-shirt material for Coachella 2013

Not really.

[amili.oh]

In the crowd for the weeknd, girl walking away with her friend:

"I'm not that into Vampire Weekend, let's go."

I always think it funny when people go to watch an act thinking it is someone else.

[SmellyBath]

Girl in Mojave sitting down before M83 goes on just obnoxiously yells "I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE SWEDISH MAFIA HOUSE!!!!"

[bettycarolyn]

Of course not. Are you trying to make a point? My point is, from the very first page of this thread, it was apparent that the purpose of this thread was not to strictly post something you saw at coachella that induced laughter, but to post something that was something a long the lines of funny, random, out of the ordinary, weird, not common, etc.

If anyone says that overhearing someone at a Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg concert not have ANY CLUE who Tupac is is not either funny, random, out of the ordinary, weird, or an uncommon occurrence, they are trying too hard to be an argumentative asshole...

you can clearly see how people's posts on this thread from the first page to about the time people started posting about their experiences from 2012 is so different. some of you people who constantly bag on people on this thread about how hard you think they are (which is so annoying that you people constantly complain about how hard you think they are like shut the fuck up about it get the fuck over it) and how "not funny" they are...get off this thread if you have absolutely nothing to share about your funny/random/ordinary/"not so" ordinary things you saw/overheard and only have something nasty to say because you think your so mean and tough...you kill it for everybody on this thing...get a life BRO!

back to the point of this thread before it got raped in the ass by a sloppy shit dick


on the sunday of 2011, it was my friend's first time rolling and had her take a rip of some ganj. she was not feeling it so we left the gobi to go back to the campgrounds and as we were passing the main stage, stupid kanye was closing out and my friend turned to me in her most vulnerable voice and asked "who's that girl???" she was clearly messed up lol...i still think about that moment and makes me giggle every time...stupid kanye

......let the bashing begin because i know you have nothing else better to do than to just boost up your own ego by trying to bag on somebody else....

[guedita]

(which is so annoying that you people constantly complain about how hard you think they are like shut the fuck up about it get the fuck over it)

Possibly the best composed thought ever posted to the Coachella Message Board. Well done, bettycarolyn.