Page 33 of 49 FirstFirst ... 2829303132333435363738 ... LastLast
Results 961 to 990 of 1455

Thread: Funny things you saw/overheard

  1. #961
    old school Geno_g's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    San Jose
    Posts
    5,430

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    To get the thread back on track, I was loading up a pipe in the crowd (not sure the set), I pulled out my hash and had to use my keys to sprinkle it on the bowl. Someone behind me asks "Hey, what are you sprinkling on the bowl?", one of my buddies replies "black tar heroin..."

    Those cats never asked for a rip the whole set, lol...

  2. #962
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    21,332

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I like how you think I'm "following you around the board." I don't think you get it--anywhere you are on this board is basically being a guest in my house. If I grab you in my living room and hold you down to make you eat my feces, it's not because I followed you into my living room.
    Dude, this has got to be the dumbest thing you've said ever.

  3. #963
    Member Inthecolumbiagorge's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Columbia Gorge, OR
    Posts
    1,110

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew 619 View Post
    Anybody see Molly running around lot 8 Sunday night, I wish I got a picture

    I was wondering if anyone else saw him! I will unfortunately never forget:-)
    Attached Images Attached Images

  4. #964
    old school juloxx's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Babylon
    Posts
    4,072

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Interesting sidenote--one of my PCP deliveries turned out to be Redman. This was pretty soon after Blackout too, the dude was all over the radio. His house was a total shithole.
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

  5. #965

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I like how you think I'm "following you around the board." I don't think you get it--anywhere you are on this board is basically being a guest in my house. If I grab you in my living room and hold you down to make you eat my feces, it's not because I followed you into my living room.
    This is perfect for this thread. You don't run shit, you can't even control your ego. I'm not one to talk shit on the Internet but you are a fucking cunt. 10,000 posts? Really I'd be surprised if you don't live in your moms basement.

    Let's get this thread back on track and out of the hands of this twat. This isn't your board eat a cheese dick.

  6. #966
    Banned thelastgreatman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The Wasteland (LA)
    Posts
    12,772

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Get used to it, dorks. I come here for two reasons... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    Look, your parenting is yours and Randy's business alone.
    Fans of TheLastGreatMan Accessory Shop

  7. #967
    old school frizzlefry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Southern California
    Posts
    2,700

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Your house is a filthy whore
    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
    Quote Originally Posted by iantmcfarland View Post
    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

  8. #968
    Banned thelastgreatman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The Wasteland (LA)
    Posts
    12,772

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Well, yeah. It's my house, after all. Whoring's what I do.
    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    Look, your parenting is yours and Randy's business alone.
    Fans of TheLastGreatMan Accessory Shop

  9. #969
    Member anonimouse's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,188

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    recorded on SLP mode

    ghetto indeed

  10. #970
    Lurker cosmia's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Calgary, AB
    Posts
    47

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard


    the fuck is this.

  11. #971
    Coachella Junkie nathanfairchild's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Austin
    Posts
    9,122

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by BackwoodHooligan View Post
    This is perfect for this thread. You don't run shit, you can't even control your ego. I'm not one to talk shit on the Internet but you are a fucking cunt. 10,000 posts? Really I'd be surprised if you don't live in your moms basement.

    Let's get this thread back on track and out of the hands of this twat. This isn't your board eat a cheese dick.
    ahh, the old "you post a lot so you must live in your mom's basement" insult. a classic. i'm guessing you have some good world of warcraft jokes too, huh?
    August 1 - Black Label Society
    August 14 - Nine Inch Nails/Soundgarden/DEP
    August 27 - Röyksopp & Robyn
    August 30 - Sleep
    August 31 - Sleep
    September 5 - Seth Troxler
    September 14 - Lily Allen
    September 16 - Earth
    September 20 - Skeletonwitch
    September 21 - Nails
    October 3-5 - Austin City Limits
    October 10 - Bonobo
    October 12 - Austin City Limits: Day 3
    October 23 - 26 - Housecore Horror Metal Festival
    November 7-9 - Fun Fun Fun Fest
    November 23 - Caribou

  12. #972
    Member Tikiman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    Anywhere but here
    Posts
    182

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by Inthecolumbiagorge View Post
    I was wondering if anyone else saw him! I will unfortunately never forget:-)
    Thank god I didn't see that. The way I was tripping, I would have freaked out big time for sure.

  13. #973

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by Inthecolumbiagorge View Post
    I was wondering if anyone else saw him! I will unfortunately never forget:-)
    FUCKING YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

    this fucker was creepy as fuck and running around chasing people jumping out at them, he was camped by us and those fucks from canada playing their brosteop all night long that night.

  14. #974
    Old Gay Guy gaypalmsprings's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Palm Springs, CA
    Posts
    20,734

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    OK - it was yesterday at Stagecoach. One of those yellow shirt people was saying "Ladies in the ladies line. Gentlemen in the gentlemen's line." So I asked her which line should I go in since I was not a gentleman, and she hesitates then says "Then get the fuck out of here!"
    Last edited by gaypalmsprings; 04-28-2012 at 07:44 AM.

  15. #975
    Daft Punky Junkie BROKENDOLL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    15,646

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I like how you think I'm "following you around the board." I don't think you get it--anywhere you are on this board is basically being a guest in my house. If I grab you in my living room and hold you down to make you eat my feces, it's not because I followed you into my living room.
    Yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah... For the record, I've eaten enough of this asshole's feces to be able to say he's really not worth the shit that he talks.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

  16. #976
    Daft Punky Junkie BROKENDOLL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    15,646

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    Whaaaaaaaaaa? If I understand the metaphor correctly you're jerking it in your kitchen right now while we all watch. Nice
    Wait 'til you see the shit he took in the living room...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

  17. #977
    Old Gay Guy gaypalmsprings's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Palm Springs, CA
    Posts
    20,734

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Wait 'til you see the shit he took in the living room...

  18. #978
    Member Iamwelting's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Portland, Maine
    Posts
    676

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    2012-04-13_16-11-48_704.jpg

    I was pretty amused with the way this came out. I have no idea who any of these people are.

  19. #979
    Member Bonovan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Here Now
    Posts
    340

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Some dude was carrying this buddha cat around and said he was a Coachella stock photographer whose assignment was to take pictures of people with buddha cat during the festival. Has anyone seen any of these pictures? Perhaps I was duped?


  20. #980
    Coachella Junkie Mugwog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    6,671

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Sounds like a Coachie clone

  21. #981
    Member Mr. Porter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    LA & Mililani
    Posts
    1,757

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    I find myself watching this every year. My favorite Cribs segment.
    I'ma ball at the mall shuttin' down the sea wall

  22. #982
    Lurker cosmia's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Calgary, AB
    Posts
    47

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by Iamwelting View Post
    2012-04-13_16-11-48_704.jpg

    I was pretty amused with the way this came out. I have no idea who any of these people are.
    coolest effect ever

  23. #983
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    21,332

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    I don't get it.

  24. #984
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    21,332

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard


  25. #985
    Coachella Junkie Mugwog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    6,671

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    CrayBrolas

  26. #986
    Member Ambassador of Coachella's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Location
    The Salton Sea, CA
    Posts
    89

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by Ravingmad View Post
    Guy 1: Wait, who's that on stage?
    Guy 2: That's Tupac, dude!
    Guy 1: I thought he was dead...who am I thinking of? Isn't he dead?
    Guy 2: Yeah, he's dead.
    Guy 1: You just fucking said he was on stage!
    Guy 2: Yeah...who am I thinking of? Wait, who the fuck IS that?

    Weekend 1 obviously before the hologram was all over the news. And these two were high as hell.
    Dude I saw a girl ask her dumb boyfriend "isn't tupac dead?" AND the boyfriend wasn't sure. No they were not foreign. I had to move.
    Coachella 02,03,04,05,06,07,08,09,10,11,12,12,13,14!

  27. #987
    Member Ambassador of Coachella's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Location
    The Salton Sea, CA
    Posts
    89

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    Quote Originally Posted by jjr024 View Post
    Weekend 2 during the Nate Dogg tribute at Dre and Snoop some chick leans over and asks me "what's the big deal about this Nate Dogg guy, is he dead or something"
    My x asked the same thing
    Coachella 02,03,04,05,06,07,08,09,10,11,12,12,13,14!

  28. #988
    old school frizzlefry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Southern California
    Posts
    2,700

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    I don't understand what's so funny about people being in the dark about Tupac Shakur, maybe they just haven't been listening to rap and hip hop that long.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ambassador of Coachella View Post
    Dude I saw a girl ask her dumb boyfriend "isn't tupac dead?" AND the boyfriend wasn't sure. No they were not foreign. I had to move.
    Oh really dude? They weren't even foreign? What the fuck are they doing with their lives? Sounds like a waste, good call bro
    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
    Quote Originally Posted by iantmcfarland View Post
    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

  29. #989

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    In the crowd for the weeknd, girl walking away with her friend:

    "I'm not that into Vampire Weekend, let's go."

  30. #990

    Default Re: Funny things you saw/overheard

    * Funny girl in an Alpha Chi Something sweatshirt at the main stage weekend 1 (before Justice maybe?) was just rambling with her friends about nonsense and all I heard was:

    "Kirby Puckett!!! Rest in PEACE! Legend. I fuckin' wept!"

    No, I guess that isn't funny enough, but now it's recorded here forever.



    * Trying to meet up with my group weekend 2 while M83 were onstage, I was walking and holding up my light stick for my friends to see me. Then I hear, "Where's he taking us? Follow the light!" I didn't bother to look back, but there was just more and more laughing and shouts of "Follow our fearless leader!" so I turned around to see about 10 Asian kids forming a train behind me dancing and singing "Lead us in!" I also saw my friends just laughing at me, so I had to ditch the kids and told them "I cannot lead you any further; you must go on alone" to which they just started saying "Onward!!!" and "We lost our leader. Keep going."
    4/17/11-T/R/L/P

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 21
    Last Post: 06-23-2012, 03:28 PM
  2. Things That Will NOT Be Overheard At Coachella 2009
    By malcolmjamalawesome in forum Misc. Babble
    Replies: 269
    Last Post: 04-06-2010, 07:36 AM
  3. Things That Will NOT Be Overheard At Coachella 2008
    By malcolmjamalawesome in forum Misc. Babble
    Replies: 81
    Last Post: 01-24-2008, 06:16 PM
  4. Things that will NOT be overheard at Coachella 2008
    By algunz in forum Rumors/Gossip/Wish List
    Replies: 79
    Last Post: 01-10-2008, 10:56 PM
  5. Things That Will NOT Be Overheard at Coachella 2007
    By malcolmjamalawesome in forum Line Up/Artists
    Replies: 217
    Last Post: 10-07-2007, 10:24 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •