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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    Pcp in a joint is called wet.

    Get your mind out of the gutter. Shesh
    All PCP is called wet, actually. And generally speaking life is like the internet--morons are still morons, unfunny people like yourself who try so goddamn hard to be scatological are generally dickless wonders, unfunny people are still unfunny.
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    new favorite video
    Oh shit. This is my friend. Haha glad to see he made it in the forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    All PCP is called wet, actually. And generally speaking life is like the internet--morons are still morons, unfunny people like yourself who try so goddamn hard to be scatological are generally dickless wonders, unfunny people are still unfunny.
    Isn't being high on PCP called being wet? I'm pretty sure it isn't just called wet.

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    Considering that I used to deal it, I'm pretty sure, yes. PCP naturally comes in liquid form, which like Ketamine is then frequently dried/cooked until its a powder. Referring to the liquid itself as "wet" is commonplace, as you can dig cigarettes (or joints) directly into it and create a very sneaky drug delivery mechanism. Calling it "wet" and the act of getting high on it "getting wet" has been around for years.
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    Interesting sidenote--one of my PCP deliveries turned out to be Redman. This was pretty soon after Blackout too, the dude was all over the radio. His house was a total shithole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Explain how this is funny. Explain it.
    People who are there for all the wrong reasons are funny, no?

    Maybe it would help if I could type it in a snooty, beverly hills voice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    They did that when I smacked some dude in the head holding up a camera at Amon tobin.
    Dude was sour too...but I told him he was ruining the show for everyone behind him.
    Likewise, a guy grabbed one of the stupid balls being tossed around and popped it - thank god.

    What the fuck is wrong with people putting shit up during that visual mindfuck?

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    azelia.jpg

    Saw this in the Sahara tent. I know it has to do with Azelia Banks, but not knowing that at the time made for a glorious "WHAT-THE-FUCK" moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    You should go back into hiding....this is not real life....you don't know me. Your hurtin. Kill yourself.

    And again..if your speaking to me please quote my discussions to you and not others. I never wanted anything to do with you and was never directing anything towards you until now you fucking donkey.
    You're an illiterate douchebag who looks like Passive Theory after lapband surgery from NorCal, right? What the fuck else is there to know? One dipshit is pretty much like another. You're not exactly the first relentlessly valueless newb trying really hard to overcompensate for his sexual inadequacies that the board has seen, dude. There's like dozens of you guys every year.
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    I saw a guy trying to sneak a butt plug in and security stopped him, I think they eventually let him in with it. I don't know why he didn't just have it shoved up his ass to begin with, they would have never found it

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    Coachella has sold out, jumped the shark, because the message boards are now completely overridden with immature internet douche-baggery IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD.

    EDIT: aaaaaaaaaaaaand I JUST read goats last post. jesus christ dude. go argue on 4chan
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    Actually, this isn't California. It's a message board. But yes, I do run it. Also, I'm younger than you, old man. I just, y'know, have a real job, get laid way more, and make an effort not to look like a melted party favor.
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    It's swelling. I'm always fascinated as the crest begins to grow.


    Goat, I love ya. If you want to take on LGM, be prepared and be smart. There are cracks in his cyber shell.

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    Gunz, you're terrible. Look at this kid. "Be smart?" Tell him to grow another arm while you're at it. Advising this nimrod to do anything but shut the fuck up is like recommending a winter invasion of Russia.
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    I can't help but be philanthropic. It's my nature.

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    thread got weird n wet

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    Weird n wet is a great night.

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    Cleaned up for the sake of interest. Sorry.

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    Who's interest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Gunz, you're terrible. Look at this kid. "Be smart?" Tell him to grow another arm while you're at it. Advising this nimrod to do anything but shut the fuck up is like recommending a winter invasion of Russia.
    I still love you. Even more so.

    ^the interest of the world....

    We went from talking about funny things to....whatever that was. I have enough friends. I'm not really trying here, just being myself. I know that means an undersized, retarded, illiterate, dickless, not as cool, shorter and looks like this other guy....ect .

    I'll be the first to blast myself. Kinda tripping on this guy honestly. I'd rather a chump like this hit me in the face and discuss later than have him creeping me out and follow me around here. Anyways, I'm not going anywhere and got these clowns on ignore.
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    The sentence, "I drop the condom!", in the toilet next to mine.

    I burst out laughing so hard, I almost lost my aim.
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    How babies are made

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Actually, this isn't California. It's a message board. But yes, I do run it. Also, I'm younger than you, old man. I just, y'know, have a real job, get laid way more, and make an effort not to look like a melted party favor.
    Why are you on here?
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    Why are any of us here?

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    And there's no way Goat is older than LGM. I need to see the paperwork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Cuz she thought it was funny?
    funny haha or funny strange?

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    I'm 1982

    Going on sixteen. Dumb, small cock, undersexed, ugly, fried out an ill it er ate.



    And I'm not funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Teri Suaréz, during the Le Butcherettes, first took off her apron and tossed it into the crowd. Then she threw her shoes. A couple of bottles of water. Then she tossed her entire keyboard into the crowd - thought she was gonna kill someone. Anyways, some lucky fellow left the set with a keyboard.
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    I like how you think I'm "following you around the board." I don't think you get it--anywhere you are on this board is basically being a guest in my house. If I grab you in my living room and hold you down to make you eat my feces, it's not because I followed you into my living room.
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    Whaaaaaaaaaa? If I understand the metaphor correctly you're jerking it in your kitchen right now while we all watch. Nice

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