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    That is not funny at all.Jesus fucking Christ. Some people's kids, man.
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    at my first coachella !!! chkchkchk was the first band that was on as we were walking in, i had only heard one song of theirs at the time and thought these motherfukers are gonna be badass. so they start playing, and ive never been 2 coachella but the musics so cool that i want 2 blaze the kush i have, but im nervous. so its hot as fuck like 100 degrees and im dying 2 b in stoned paradise, and just as im thinking that, halfway through the set, the singer Nic says to the crowd "Wow its hotter than a motherfuker. you guys smoking them joints?" the crowd goes crazy and im like fuck ya!!! bust out my kush pac a bowl and its on coachela would never b the same

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    The funniest thing I heard was ObamaCare.

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    For about half a minute, I read that as "Frank Black dildos."

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    i read it as Fraggle Rock Dildo's

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    "dj girl talk is up next" the projections on the screens clearly state "i'm not a dj"
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    thats real damn descriptive, haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectricDaisyCarnivalCrak View Post
    at my first coachella !!! chkchkchk was the first band that was on as we were walking in, i had only heard one song of theirs at the time and thought these motherfukers are gonna be badass. so they start playing, and ive never been 2 coachella but the musics so cool that i want 2 blaze the kush i have, but im nervous. so its hot as fuck like 100 degrees and im dying 2 b in stoned paradise, and just as im thinking that, halfway through the set, the singer Nic says to the crowd "Wow its hotter than a motherfuker. you guys smoking them joints?" the crowd goes crazy and im like fuck ya!!! bust out my kush pac a bowl and its on coachela would never b the same
    Because you smoked pot at !!!?
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    tagged all my friends moving boxes. his parents helped him move
    Ahh,that's doing 'em dirty.

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    Everything can happen in coachella, that's what makes it great. The funny things you'll see are just bonuses of a great experience..lol

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    I miss coachella!!!
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    just a random memory , 2 guys playing frisbee , and the 1 guy run'n backwards to catch the frisbee and crashing into some recycleing bins . i thought that was pretty funny
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    another random memory
    guy says to girl " hey , i like your shoes...........they'd look better behind your head "

    i gotta good laugh outta that
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    Sunday Night in '08 after everything was over and we were at our tent in the campgrounds, I heard a guy near us shout, "I'm naming my first born ROGER WATERS, he doesn't need my last name!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyRudy View Post
    Sunday Night in '08 after everything was over and we were at our tent in the campgrounds, I heard a guy near us shout, "I'm naming my first born ROGER WATERS, he doesn't need my last name!"
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    On Monday morning [2009] a security guard at the camp ground told me he saw a girl having sex with one of the orange cones, while her friends stood around and laughed at her.
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    I just remembered this from 2008:
    So, after finding a crowded water stand during Prince:
    "I don't know if I stole these waters or not. I may have just given my money to a random person."
    I may have been the person to say it...
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    Haha! Nice one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by luckycortney View Post
    On Monday morning [2009] a security guard at the camp ground told me he saw a girl having sex with one of the orange cones, while her friends stood around and laughed at her.
    wtf?!

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    The funniest thing I saw at 2009 Coachella was, My Bloody Valentine. It had to be some kind of gag, they sure sounded like a joke. Ok haters, start hating. I'm ready for your rants. Come on....start your crying.

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    ^ Wow buddy. Really? (simma-down-na)
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    So we stayed at My Girlfriends cousins in La Quinta last year, and on Saturday morning we were watching the news, and of course the Festival was a hot topic. Well they showed that some guy tried to sneak in a Bunch of Buds (mary joo ana) hidden in a big teddy bear. They just tore the poor Teddy Bears Head off and its like he was bleeding weed.
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEEDYMIG420 View Post
    The funniest thing I saw at 2009 Coachella was, My Bloody Valentine. It had to be some kind of gag, they sure sounded like a joke. Ok haters, start hating. I'm ready for your rants. Come on....start your crying.
    yawn...
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    Quote Originally Posted by EastLos01 View Post
    So we stayed at My Girlfriends cousins in La Quinta last year, and on Saturday morning we were watching the news, and of course the Festival was a hot topic. Well they showed that some guy tried to sneak in a Bunch of Buds (mary joo ana) hidden in a big teddy bear. They just tore the poor Teddy Bears Head off and its like he was bleeding weed.
    Hahaha! That's hilarious. Is there such a rule saying that you can't bring in any stuffed animals? .. Because I don't see why any security guards would be suspicious enough to actually tear a teddy bear apart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefachink View Post
    Hahaha! That's hilarious. Is there such a rule saying that you can't bring in any stuffed animals? .. Because I don't see why any security guards would be suspicious enough to actually tear a teddy bear apart.
    well im sure it wreaked of weed, that probably tipped them off lol

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