Funny things you saw/overheard

[quicksand]

While waiting at the merch booth to get my Chemical Brothers shirt, I heard a couple 13-14 year old kids talking. One of them said "...And yeah, they're just the kind of band who NEVER plays in America, and then maybe every couple years they'll do one show here.. So I have to see them. That's why I saw Aphex Twin last year and he ended up killing it." He then proceeded to buy a TRV$-DJAM shirt. Fuck that.

Saw a couple people eat shit in those holes on the dirt path into Coachella that are pathetically covered by an orange cone. Sort of sucked for them, but still pretty funny at the same time.

Saw this guy and girl tripping BAWLZ towards the end of MSTRKRFT. They were just doing really weird dances and rubbing eachothers hair for so fucking long. The guy kept trying to swoop in and mac on the girl but she would turn away right before he kissed her. That probably happened 15 times in a row. Shut down every time.

[seanxpaul]

paris hilton crouching in the middle of the crowd during chem bros to smoke a bowl..

[El.C.Dub]

was dancing with a girlfriend of mine during groove armada and feel some one brushing up against my shoulder. I look over and its Tara Reid.

[LameCake]

- A couple of 15 year old kids out side my tent.
Kid1: "Hey let me get a hit of that."
Kid2: "Naw dude I only have 6 hit of meth in my tent"
Kid1: "Do you at least have a spoon?"

- This really weird looking guy dancing real weird in the Sahara, during Felix Da House Cat. He was near the back, he was just making really weird movements and stuff. I'll post pictures when I can, can't upload right now.

- LErOYYYYY!!!!!! People woke me up looking for Leroy.

- People on the same channel as my walkitalki, talking shit to them. "Hey do you like fish sticks?"
I know there was more, just can't think right now......Muscle relaxers be relaxing my brain.

[LooseAtTheZoo]

The ten year old kid who wasn't wearing earplugs during MBV.

[cormaic]

The four year old crawling at her dad's feet during Murder City Devils (no earplugs)


I can't remember who I was watching, might have been fleet foxes, but a guy shouted to his friends "just pretend you're calling someone in the crowd and move in to get a good spot"

Then he screamed out "steven!" and pushed people out of the way

[cansei de ser sexme]

during bloody beetroots this chick felt up my ass and I turned around and she looked all embarrassed and fucking bolted. I assume she thought I was someone else.

Also I saw someone who looked like they were making out with an apple. then I look close and they took the stem out and made a bong out of an apple. It was sick. I dont know how common this is but i lold.

[fatbastard]

One girl saying to another girl who were walking away from Bloody Beetroots, "it's a Daft Punk kind of thing".

[ThrillaChella76]

On Saturday on the way in, my buddies and I saw a guy in a red hatchback try to make it through the mud lake and he got completely stuck. Kid Rock then rode by on a golf cart and said "You better go help him out now". Well we did.

[cansei de ser sexme]

later on there was a "hot" above coachella.

[LameCake]

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- This really weird looking guy dancing real weird in the Sahara, during Felix Da House Cat. He was near the back, he was just making really weird movements and stuff. I'll post pictures when I can, can't upload right now.

Sorry for blurry picture, i think he was moving just too much, plus I didn't take it.

[digitaldragon03]

This rad dude who had rad 80's glasses in the Sahara Sunday night held up a sign, "I need acid"

[anonimouse]

"im not sticking around for some wannabe tom waits!" - some girl pushing by us trying to leave the crowd at leonard cohen as fast as possible

[pancakespancakes]

Anytime someone asked me for ecstacy and/or psychedelics, I couldn't help but just laugh really really hard. Story of my life...

[Grant]

"Girls get on the dance floor" or whatever floating in the sky above the Mojave (I think) tent.

[LameCake]

"Girls get on the dance floor" or whatever floating in the sky above the Mojave (I think) tent.

Also..MOAR BEES!

[im_a_starfish]

The four year old crawling at her dad's feet during Murder City Devils (no earplugs)


I can't remember who I was watching, might have been fleet foxes, but a guy shouted to his friends "just pretend you're calling someone in the crowd and move in to get a good spot"

Then he screamed out "steven!" and pushed people out of the way

hahahahhaha
witnessing that would of made me less bitter about people who do that
cause dats funny

[r1ckola]

When in line to enter, dude w/ megaphone was warning about prelim drug checks blah blah........to which I heard the reply..."we're just gonnna smuggle it in our buttholes anyways"!

[Mr.Nipples]

later on there was a "hot" above coachella.

YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


when walking to the entrance porto's to retrieve my drugs from my shoe, i heard a girl complain that 'it still smells like period blood'. i dont know what she was referring too, it looked like she was pointing to something on her dress.

some kid little shit redhead who looked no older than 8 walking up to me asking for shrooms...

[ThrillaChella76]

A dude in red onesy Pajamas offering free hugs

[ThrillaChella76]

Also, this is more nasty than funny, but I opened up one of the outhouses to do the good deed and there was a pile of poop on the floor and I mean a huge one!. I said FAIL and moved to the next one.

[Veggie Burger]

A dude in red onesy Pajamas offering free hugs

A guy was standing next to him for a while with a sign that read "free chest bumps"

[boarderwoozel3]

Kingsblend420 aka Ryan PLURing on everyone within sight in the Sahara tent.

The parking lot drinking crew on Sunday night. Random good times.

[cormaic]

I just remembered, Friday, like an hour after the festivities began, i was walking to my locker to put some merchandise in it when I see the fence bend down, and a girl comes shooting out over it, on top of the lockers, and on to the grounds. security notices, and she bolts. Security is too slow to catch her, but as they're trying ANOTHER man jumps the fence, runs a little, then just walks by cool and collected. Meanwhile the people nearby are cheering both of them on.

[quicksand]

This rad dude who had rad 80's glasses in the Sahara Sunday night held up a sign, "I need acid"

I was right next to him

A dude in red onesy Pajamas offering free hugs

Hugged him

[Thief of Fire]

"This sunset kind of sucks. I've seen better."

[cansei de ser sexme]

I just remembered, Friday, like an hour after the festivities began, i was walking to my locker to put some merchandise in it when I see the fence bend down, and a girl comes shooting out over it, on top of the lockers, and on to the grounds. security notices, and she bolts. Security is too slow to catch her, but as they're trying ANOTHER man jumps the fence, runs a little, then just walks by cool and collected. Meanwhile the people nearby are cheering both of them on.

Thats like clapping for someone who successfully robs a bank after you have worked hard to put money in the bank.

[ThrillaChella76]

Also two more things I just remembered:

1) In the line to get in on Sunday, I saw two girls drinking "vodka" in their water bottles and teasing each other and pretending their water was vodka. (Stupid). The cops/security near the line were giving them strange looks.

2) Saturday at the beginning of The Chems a guy got tackled right next to me by a bunch of narcs and dragged away. Happened in the space of a few seconds and me and buddies as well as the people around us, where like wtf was that. This was at the back of the tent in the middle.

[im_a_starfish]

"This sunset kind of sucks. I've seen better."

hahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trillis]

This rad dude who had rad 80's glasses in the Sahara Sunday night held up a sign, "I need acid"

I saw him too. At one point he was standing with the sign net to four cops.