Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
I'm heading into the city with Marliese who is a flamig lotus girl you may have seen her over tthe weekend guarding the perimeter. We are on our way to james X birfday party he taught the lotus girls their fire techmniques. I'm officially flared and chilln with local homies FP see ya in a few.
haha I almost can't believe this is happening. I'm just showering then heading out!
I forgot to spell check that one I think there were bout 6 shots of patron into that post. Just got up heading to th farmers market see ya in a few. Enjoy the coastal view on your way up!!!
This thread is great. I enjoy reading this crap.
FP, sounds like you are having one hell of a California tour. Awesome stuff.
be out there soon myself.
I wasnt sure where to post this, so here it is:
MJA made the bloody beetroots Coachella album
This isn't the right thread, but I have to share a funny thing that happened to Suffacated one day...The day we went home to check on the cat. He decided to grab his Jack Daniels and put it in a tupperware container at the bottom of an icechest full of only ice and some canned ice teas. I guess they searched more thoroughly than he expected, and when they asked what was in the container, he told them...Ice Tea. (Duh!) He knew he got caught, and they knew he was bullshitting, but the main security guy let him go in with it anyway. (Pays to be old I guess?)
I just wanted to say that it was a pleasure meeting you on Saturday.
Funny story. I meet Dontfeedthebird right after the group photo. I’m standing there smoking a cigarette, attempting to make him feel comfortable with the whole idea of the meet up. I’m telling him, “go mingle and meet people, hey look at that guy, he looks just like James Murphy from LCD Soundsystem!”
We walk over to talk to this guy and it’s, you guessed it, Faxman75.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.