The Official Coachella 2008 Gay Orgy Thread

[KrazzyJoe]

I figure we need a thread for the orgy this year. Anyone's invited but you should be down for some gay action if you're a dude, at least giving. Ladies welcome to

PM me if you'd like

[MassiveChemicalPunk]

[dontfeedthebird]

Oh I'm totally down for this. And pulling out is an option.

[Botrocker]

No pulling out.

[nocigarettes]

im sure Chromeo will participate

[dontfeedthebird]

im sure Chromeo will participate

I got dibs on the chubby one.

[KrazzyJoe]

Oh yeah, everyone can do as they please. We don't want a negative environment here, folks. We can have a lovely entrance guildine

You get a "P" on your lower back in sharpie if you must not be came in
You get a "C" if someone must have a condom for you
You get a "A+" for anything goes

Condoms will be provided.

[boarderwoozel3]

This was hyped up last year too. Did it even happen?

[dontfeedthebird]

Man, I have to learn the alphabet.

[coldstart]

This was hyped up last year too. Did it even happen?

You didn't see them in train formation running around the campground?

[nocigarettes]

I got dibs on the chubby one.

no no a' got that.

[KrazzyJoe]

Man, I have to learn the alphabet.

I just figured A B C would be too neutral and might be confusing - P stands for pull out, C stands for condom, A is everything goes. For some reason that made sense. Maybe E should be everything else.

I'm tall with skinny arms but a bit of a tummy and I'm up for anything.

LOOKING FORWARD TO THE ORGY

[thelastgreatman]

I'll bet Radiohead will be at the Gay Orgy. Not fucking or anything, just headlining.

[jonnypark]

I just want my picture taken next to the orgy

[dontfeedthebird]

Is Delta invited? Please?

[B∞Rdom§]

any room for one more flamer

[sbessiso]

can i come too? or is it just skinny twinks allowed?

[KrazzyJoe]

HEY come on in, man, we're welcoming folks, everyone's invited.

[captncrzy]

I'm not going but I'd like pictures after-the-fact, please.

[sbessiso]

count me in i suppose, anybody looking for a husky bear type?

i'm your man

[emtgreg]

this thread is epic win

too bad im into girls...

[sbessiso]

we cant let this thread die!!

[gaypalmsprings]

A new variety of staph bacteria, highly resistant to antibiotics and possibly transmitted by sexual contact, is spreading among gay men in San Francisco, Boston, New York and Los Angeles, researchers reported Monday.

The culprit is a form of MRSA, or methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, a bug that was once confined to hospitalized patients but, since the late 1990s, has been circulating outside medical settings, afflicting anyone from injection-drug users to elementary school students. A strain called USA300 has been a leading cause of MRSA infection in this decade, and an exceptionally drug-resistant variant of it is now on the loose, researchers say.

The germ typically causes boils and other skin and soft-tissue infections and, despite its resistance to some drugs, is still treatable by surgical drainage and several classes of antibiotics. What is unusual in this case is the high percentage of infections - up to 40 percent - occurring in the buttocks and genitalia.

Although researchers have stopped short of declaring this form of staph a sexually transmitted disease, the infections are found where skin-to-skin contact occurs during sexual activity.

Just why the new, more drug-resistant variety is concentrated among gay men is not yet known. Patients infected with HIV appear to run a higher risk of infection, but the study suggests that gay men are being infected with the staph germ regardless of whether they are HIV-positive.

One factor that could be in play is a medical history of heavy use of antibiotics, which creates conditions for breeding drug-resistant strains. Any patient, HIV-positive or not, who has had high previous exposure to antibiotics might be more susceptible.

The good news is that, once the public is aware of the risk, there are ways to prevent the spread of drug-resistant staph. It can be as simple as soap and water.

"Taking a shower after sexual contact may minimize contamination," said Dr. Chip Chambers, director of infectious diseases at San Francisco General, a co-author of the study. "Ordinary soap will do. It dilutes the concentration of bacteria. You don't need antibacterial soap."

Chambers also pointed out that researchers at San Francisco General have shown that many skin sores and boils caused even by these drug-resistant strains of staph often can be treated without any antibiotics, just by surgical drainage of pus.

[KrazzyJoe]

Ah FUCK

Orgy cancelled

[anti-square]

It just means that you need to keep your peter clean. No one likes a filthy, sloppy gay man.

[anti-square]

Proceed with the gay orgy!




Vote Plump Bears '08!

[sbessiso]

Vote Plump Bears '08!

Whoooo!!!

[dontfeedthebird]

this thread is epic win

too bad im into girls...

I thought we already established that everyone's welcome?

[andromedarkly]

Me, a bear...and my first post is in the gay orgy thread! Who'd a thunk it?

Yes, I'm tall, hairy and bear-y...

I'll have to keep my eyes on the lookout for this one...

[chiapet]

The germ typically causes boils ... occurring in the buttocks and genitalia.

Why would you have sex with some stranger with genital boils, anyway???

Why am I spectatoring your thread, anyway???