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    Default Polar bear mauls woman!

    So i was checking CNN.com, and noticed this story.

    It's a pretty messed up story to begin with, but its rare that they actually have a relevant picture to acompany the story.

    I had a mixture of WTF and LOL, along with 'i hope the dumb bitch is alright'.



    BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.
    One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

    Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.

    "They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN.

    The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said.

    It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing.
    EDIT: a video of some of it: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2372847.ece
    Last edited by HunterGather; 04-11-2009 at 10:35 PM.
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    Idiots.

    "Ohh look at zee polar bear!"
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    it's ok, the police issued her a citation for trespassing.
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    lol

    someone better make that into an avitar. someone make it a smaller JPEG and i'll use it

    what a picture

    and what a dumb woman
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    <<<<<

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    ROFL -- she gets a citation for traspassing. being bitten several times by a polar bear and humiliated across the world isn't enough.

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    maybe cropping just the whole woman and just the head of the polar bear might be clearer
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    They should have shot the woman with a tranquilizer gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    As lulzy as this is. Look at that picture! HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT!!!!

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    Default Re: Polar bear mauls woman!

    better?

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    lol i like it lamecake good job
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    perfect!

    The only way to make it better would be to get an animated GIF, but I don't think there's a video of the attack around yet/at all.
    Last edited by HunterGather; 04-11-2009 at 09:48 PM.
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    The only way to make it better would to get an animated GIF, but I don't think there's a video of the attack around yet/at all.
    I would totally do it too lol.
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    Dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by menikmati View Post
    DECEPTIVE

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    not enough good stuff to make a gif I want the whole jumping in part and then the om nom nom of the woman lol.

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    haha. im sure something will come up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by menikmati View Post
    This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. Now I know why she jumped in.

    And that water has to be so fucking cold.

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    So does this put and end to the age old debate? There's no way she would've came out alive from an exhibit full of SILVER BACK GORILLAZ!!!!!
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    Different case, same idea, stupid fucking people.

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    Lulz

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    Jesus that woman is stupid. Here's hoping that she does an interview.

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    lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by woogie846 View Post
    Jesus that woman is stupid. Here's hoping that she does an interview.
    ..there's an interview with her in the video.

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    The more I of this story I see the better it gets.

    Woman jumps into Polar Bear moat. Polar Bears immediately attack. It's fantastic stuff.

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