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    kvnty

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    How was your coming out party? Did you beat your slut mom at the cum guzzle competition?
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    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    Thanks for proving my point.

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    Oh, so your slut mom beat you?
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Mom jokes. Cutting edge.
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    get a glory hole you two.
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    lick my taint
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    but seriously though:

    kvnty

    11/28: Dixon @ TBA
    12/1: Angel Olsen, Kevin Morby @ GAMH
    12/6: Dream Police @ Brick and Mortar
    12/12: Ancient Methods @ Mercer
    12/13: RRose, Carlos Souffrant @ TBA
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar

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    I'm beside myself in shame.
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    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    I really need to see a real picture of kvnty. Are there any around?
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    kvnty's insults always remind me of this:

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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    kvnty
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    but seriously though:

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    I was just coming in here to post that.

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    kvnty always cracks me up
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    I just don't get why (she? he?) posts here. There's no substance to a thing it says.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Maybe because I picture him looking like Divine
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    I just don't get why (she? he?) posts here. There's no substance to a thing it says.
    I'm hurt.
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    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    I just don't get why (she? he?) posts here. There's no substance to a thing it says.
    He likes telling us over and over and over again that he's gay. Pretty edgy stuff.
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    I thought it was a chick
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    It depends on how you look at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    I thought it was a chick
    you and a few others. in fact, one member who shall remain nameless even started a PM session with me thinking I was a chick. when he found out I wasn't ... well, hilarity ensued.
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    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    post it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    It depends on how you look at it.
    yes, sir
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    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    post it..
    I don't felch and tell.
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    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    That's right. Respect!

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    My xo in our PM still stands
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    I really got an insiders glimpse at what you broads must go through every day.
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    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    The most amusing thing about the board to me is how many PMs female noobs get from the lot of you.

    11/28: Dixon @ TBA
    12/1: Angel Olsen, Kevin Morby @ GAMH
    12/6: Dream Police @ Brick and Mortar
    12/12: Ancient Methods @ Mercer
    12/13: RRose, Carlos Souffrant @ TBA
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar

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    There's only one member who knows me outside the board and I don't think he'd ever spill the beans ... why the fuck do I feel like birdiearch all of a sudden?
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    IDK, both of you are annoying and have shitty taste in music?

    11/28: Dixon @ TBA
    12/1: Angel Olsen, Kevin Morby @ GAMH
    12/6: Dream Police @ Brick and Mortar
    12/12: Ancient Methods @ Mercer
    12/13: RRose, Carlos Souffrant @ TBA
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar

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    I had a fairly pleasurable experience with said kvnty in lot 8 this year that involved bears, aussies, Salvadorian Beer, and a texan....In other words I know what it looks like in real life

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