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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Why wasn't The Man in the High Castle more interesting?
    I know to not read sci-fi
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    You're no oracle. This is a racket. There's a dwarf in this automaton.

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    Apparently she doesn't know not to split an infinitive, however.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I fucking love defying the archaic limitations of grammar.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    This is what happens when you don't value your oracle labor market and provide them with adequate compensation. Say what you want about Trader Aleister's, but at least I know I'm getting quality prophecies for my dollar.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Most of those are brand-name anyway, they've just been reprinted onto Aleister-brand tarot. I got one during the printer's transition and it still had the Zoltar logo on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    If a marooko chokes to death on his own vomit in the woods, does anybody care?
    Fleabag

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Were you just told to go fuck yourself recently? Just curious...
    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    No I'm clear but I'm sure you've heard that a lot. Besides dumb cunt I mean.
    Heard it a lot? Shiiiii-t, I might have been one of the reasons that shit got started! You can stay clear all you want, little Miss Sassy Pants, but you haven't lived until you've learned to embrace pussy in one hand and a mouse in the other around these parts. Seriously, do yourself a favor and go fuck yourself now, and see if you don't thank me later!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    but you haven't lived until you've learned to embrace pussy in one hand and a mouse in the other around these parts
    part of me wants to ask for clarification, but then again if this means what I think it means, I don't wanna know.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I don't understand why she has to be so disgusting all the time. Is she that horny?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Pete doesn't look like much of sex machine
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
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    The whole board chipped in to get you a present to amuse yourself with. Knock yourself out slugger.

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    pew pew pew!
    Have fun encrypting it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    part of me wants to ask for clarification, but then again if this means what I think it means, I don't wanna know.
    You're the one giving the directions, you tell me... "Go fuck yourself." What does that mean, Tom?

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I don't understand why she has to be so disgusting all the time. Is she that horny?
    The idea that I've disgusted somebody who's admitted to a curiosity for canine love, amuses me to no end...

    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    Pete doesn't look like much of sex machine
    Oh, but he can be a real dick when he wants to be.

    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
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    Clearly an example of birdbrained, right here...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    kvnty.

    We get it, dude. You like fisting peoples' assholes. No one gives a fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribbz View Post
    kvnty.

    We get it, dude. You like fisting peoples' assholes. No one gives a fuck.
    Rule 1

    The person who says they get it never got it, and will never get it.

    Who are you trying to kid, Gribbz? You're much higher up on this list than kvnty. Hell, even where you live is immediately offensive to my senses. Keep it corked, my young sir.

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    Well, that;ll surely knock him off his pedestal.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheVelvetSmudge View Post
    Rule 1
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    You don't make the rules.
    please don't quote or engage that twat. putting him on ignore is like curing aidz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    You don't make the rules.
    Listen to Master Drewski. You know what they say: Baby knows best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribbz View Post
    kvnty.

    We get it, dude. You like fisting peoples' assholes. No one gives a fuck.
    and you're the wad of cum your mother should have swallowed
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    Everyone with a username that includes the letter "Z."

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    theecat
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    No shit.
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    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
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    throw Mr. Fuzz on there too.
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    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
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    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribbz View Post
    kvnty.

    We get it, dude. You like fisting peoples' assholes. No one gives a fuck.
    Hey now. Speak for yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    If there's a god, thecat will be banned from life in general
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    stop making new threads asshole and everyone please let them die a quick death by not responding. cluttering up the area of the board that is usually safe from noobs.
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