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    Quote Originally Posted by bobert View Post
    All those annoying cancer victims tucked their tails and never returned. Just let the man do his work.
    Randy attacking lurkers and trolls is like a drug for pneumonia that causes cancer. Sure, you can breathe freely, but now you have a tumor in your stomach.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Yep, and now that my foot is in the door.... IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE FOOT. IT PUTS. THE LOTION. ON THE FOOT. I'd be willing to sacrifice that string of posts for the greater good of humanity if I thought RSW wouldn't just drop in and start shitting on everything all over again. Do you see a pattern emerging here? Go ahead and pick on people, if you like, but you're making yourself a target for literally everyone else when you do. I'm game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Randy attacking lurkers and trolls is like a drug for pneumonia that causes cancer. Sure, you can breathe freely, but now you have a tumor in your stomach.
    The NRA could get down with that kind of logic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Yep, and now that my foot is in the door.... IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE FOOT. IT PUTS. THE LOTION. ON THE FOOT. I'd be willing to sacrifice that string of posts for the greater good of humanity if I thought RSW wouldn't just drop in and start shitting on everything all over again. Do you see a pattern emerging here? Go ahead and pick on people, if you like, but you're making yourself a target for literally everyone else when you do. I'm game.
    ...

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    Am I the only one here who likes MotorAve more after he takes on all the crybaby faggots of the board? If you've never had a woman leave you, then you've likely never had a woman. Some people here know things you don't know, and some of us have gotten pussy before. I know this turns your failtroll tummies to knots, kids, but it's reality. Actually... it's pretty big brother (no 1984 reference intended) of him to even break you burnouts off with some time of day. Go cry about it some more, hmm? Make daddy proud.
    this was literally your first post in that thread. what did you think would happen? what were you trying to accomplish?
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    Maybe you see a group of people engaging a single person, and you go for the kill. I see a group of people engaging a single person, and draw my metaphorical broadsword. You can kiss the ass of annoying people who strive for an online purpose, but I'd rather lure them out into the open for everyone to behold. You don't ignore tumors. You confront and remove them or die.

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    so your sole purpose for being on this board is to be the white knight for every annoying asshole that gets singled out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Maybe you see a group of people engaging a single person, and you go for the kill. I see a group of people engaging a single person, and draw my metaphorical broadsword. You can kiss the ass of annoying people who strive for an online purpose, but I'd rather lure them out into the open for everyone to behold. You don't ignore tumors. You confront and remove them or die.
    A self-aware tumor? A lot of unprecedented revelations tonight.

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    Not at all. I spent a week excitedly scanning the rumor thread for bands of importance, checking out the fake lineup posters, checking out other upcoming festivals, and chuckling at the random stupidity in between. By the time I started posting, the thread had already gone to shit, and there was nothing left worth reading. Maybe I didn't do much to support the rebuilding of the thread, but I've done my share to oust the original heckler of the thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    but I've done my share to oust the original heckler of the thread.
    ...
    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    or said heckler has a social life outside of a message board after 36 hours of confrontations. Maybe sleeping?

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    Let's all go to sleep.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Agreed. Night y'all.
    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    or said heckler has a social life outside of a message board after 36 hours of confrontations. Maybe sleeping?
    You mean we're not all on the two nap system? You guys actually lay down and sleep for many hours at a time? What do you do if your pets get hungry? This sounds potentially caustic.

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    lmao why me

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    All usernames starting with the Z sound.

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    Yes, you've permanently altered the Ph balance in here. Everything is different now. We've all learned a lesson and grown up a little thanks to your contribution of [_____________].
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    BE CAREFUL EVERYONE, HE'S BRANDISHING HIS METAPHORICAL BROADSWORD!!!!

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    So much twattery, no end in sight.
    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    I'm looking forward to the discussion of what has historically been considered "late adds"
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Really? Not the "who replaced who" topic? I mean, I guess it did get played out a bit this year, but still...
    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    [HUGE, HEADLINER TIER ACT] FOR LATE ADD PLZ!
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    [HUGE, HEADLINER TIER ACT] FOR LATE ADD PLZ!
    For authenticity, pretend this was posted one week prior to the festival.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobert View Post
    BE CAREFUL EVERYONE, HE'S BRANDISHING HIS METAPHORICAL BROADSWORD!!!!
    The point and laugh gag only works on people like you. Try again next season.
    Last edited by Zafocaine; 02-15-2013 at 10:58 AM. Reason: In the spirit of Late Adds

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    SepaGroove.

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    Finally I made the list!

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    please ban me. i'm being objectively retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    Finally I made the list!
    You're not on the list until I put you on the list. This is my house.

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    Devin the Dude.

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    Zafocaine ruins every thread he enters.

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