An Objective List of Usernames to Ban For Being Relentlessly Retarded

[santasutt]

Jesus Christ what the fuck was that shit?


EDIT: NM, T.S. Elliot.

A cut and paste of The Waste Land by T S Eliot

horrible flashback to Honors English

[Hannahrain]

You were in honors English and still glazed over the part where his post said exactly what you said in your response?

[PlayaDelWes]

A cut and paste of The Waste Land by T S Eliot

Explains why that prose is missing from all the other The Waste Lands I've been sorting through today.

[santasutt]

You were in honors English and still glazed over the part where his post said exactly what you said in your response?

I sat in the back.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Generally when trying to ingratiate oneself with large groups of west coast liberal types it's prudent to shy away from the works of known anti-semites.

West coast liberal types think Wagner is a toothpaste

[Hannahrain]

And yet many still admire Lindbergh, a noted toothpaste sympathizer.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

His teeth were pearly white

[theklein25]

Much needed update

MotorAve
nbvcide
nick5745
Zafocaine
russmh22
timothyhockley

[TickleMeElmo]

Sorry, I'm not too chummy with regulars here. It's one thing to be annoying and constantly posting inane arguments, but blackmailing someone to leave the board is going too far.

RotationSlimWang (again)

[algunz]

I agree, but he may be the strongest defense we have at the moment against the deluge of idiots that is just beginning.

[Zafocaine]

Much needed update

MotorAve
nbvcide
nick5745
Zafocaine
russmh22
timothyhockley

You would list me, though most other people on this board would list you. Go figure.

[algunz]

I am on the first post list, so I like to tell myself that making this list is sort of a badge of honor.

[RotationSlimWang]

I agree, but he may be the strongest defense we have at the moment against the deluge of idiots that is just beginning.

I am the atom bomb. A terrible thing to unleash, but sometimes you just need it.

Also seriously are we going to cry over the loss of a child molester from the board? Seriously?

[Miroir Noir]

"I may not agree with your IRL status as a registered sex offender, but I will defend to the death your right to anonymously annoy the shit out of people in the lineup rumors thread of the Coachella message board." - Voltaire

[algunz]

Wow, Voltaire was definitely a man before his time.

[Zafocaine]

When all else fails, simply claim to be superior. Everyone will buy into it and bow to you. (How's my sarcasm working, algunz?)

[algunz]

You're doing better. Time will tell.

[bobert]

Sorry, I'm not too chummy with regulars here. It's one thing to be annoying and constantly posting inane arguments, but blackmailing someone to leave the board is going too far.

RotationSlimWang (again)

What a surprise, the guy with the TickelMeElmo username is sticking up for the pedophile.

[algunz]

[bobert]

Randy, start sorting through the Alaska registry. Your work has just begun.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I don't always agree with Randy, but I like what he did here. I am usually open to a hand shake or myself buying someone a beer to anyone on this board regardless of any online shit talking that happens. I'm glad to know now that if I see that face at Coachella, I will lose my plur for 10 seconds and spit in that chomo's face.

[SoulDischarge]

I agree, but he may be the strongest defense we have at the moment against the deluge of idiots that is just beginning.

Endlessly bickering with them in a way that motivates them to post more is, oddly enough, a terrible defense actually.

[Zafocaine]

It's more his life work than it is a defense. I'd have been here regardless, but he definitely prodded fifty+ additional posts out of me, and countless additional posts out of others he claims not to notice. Banning people though? That's a pretty desperate end. Something oddly unattractive about people who constantly want things against other people.

[Drewski27]

"I may not agree with your IRL status as a registered sex offender, but I will defend to the death your right to anonymously annoy the shit out of people in the lineup rumors thread of the Coachella message board." - Voltaire

Wait, wait, wait... Who is the child rapist? Wtf is going on here?

[IceyHotshot]

Someone who probably won't post here again.

[Miroir Noir]

Wait, wait, wait... Who is the child rapist? Wtf is going on here?

Last two pages of confirmations/rumors thread.

[bobert]

Endlessly bickering with them in a way that motivates them to post more is, oddly enough, a terrible defense actually.

All those annoying cancer victims tucked their tails and never returned. Just let the man do his work.

[Drewski27]

Oh



My




God.




Today will be a day that will never be forgotten amongst these boards.

[Zafocaine]

Last two pages of confirmations/rumors thread.

That thread can stand to lose the last ten pages, at least.

[IceyHotshot]

That thread can stand to lose the last ten pages, at least.

Funny, those are the pages you contributed massively to.