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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The most amusing thing about the board to me is how many PMs female noobs get from the lot of you.
    I was getting very uncomfortable. To the point where I just told him straight out I had a wang. That was pretty much the end of it.
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    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    I had a fairly pleasurable experience with said kvnty in lot 8 this year that involved bears, aussies, Salvadorian Beer, and a texan....In other words I know what it looks like in real life
    You weren't supposed to tell. LOL!

    I'm done. Time to rage with my band, slit lickers!
    Last edited by kvnty; 10-18-2013 at 03:46 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    You weren't supposed to tell. LOL!
    it's posts like this that are confusing, compared to the rest of the felch-fest.

    for the record i vote kvnty stays.
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    The ever powerful heartcooksbrain endorsement.

    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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    heart cooks brain

    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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    Dumb question, but who is kvnty's avi? I've seen it in gifs and pics, but I know nothing of it
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Divine. John Waters' muse. She liked dog shit. It made her a star.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Dumb question, but who is kvnty's avi? I've seen it in gifs and pics, but I know nothing of it
    I'd say you are dead to me, but I guess straight Midwestern boys aren't falling all over themselves to watch early John Waters films. Which is what is wrong with America.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The most amusing thing about the board to me is how many PMs female noobs get from the lot of you.
    I didn't. I may have to make an alias just to get validation.

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    I agree, SD. The world would be a better place if everybody watched more of his movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I'd say you are dead to me, but I guess straight Midwestern boys aren't falling all over themselves to watch early John Waters films. Which is what is wrong with America.
    Nailed it
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Where's the zzz been lately?
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Really though, there's nothing gay about wanting to see a man's anus sing "Surfin' Bird." It's just entertainment, plain and simple.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Where's the zzz been lately?
    Breaking the records for both the longest and most awkward gang bang.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Where's the zzz been lately?
    She entered a local felching contest and pretty sure she advanced to the final round.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Breaking the records for both the longest and most awkward gang bang.
    This would be awesome to watch, like a view room above a surgery procedure. Of course with plenty of drinks and blow.

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    Wasn't this discussed already

    Something about DMX barking at zzz and filming it?
    Doubt she has the stamina for a gang up

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    So many f'd up responses running through my head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    Wasn't this discussed already

    Something about DMX barking at zzz and filming it?
    Doubt she has the stamina for a gang up
    http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...=1#post2745780
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    You guys are awful.
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    Bug, put the meme down.
    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    is it a meme if only one person ever uses it?

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    it's big in Germany
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribbz View Post
    He likes telling us over and over and over again that he's gay. Pretty edgy stuff.
    Why so fixated on this? You interested, pal?
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Don't knock it. Gribbz is pretty hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    Why so fixated on this? You interested, pal?
    Who isnt these days?
    Certain songs they get so scratched into our souls

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    Kvnty will grow up to be brokendoll
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    only if I'm lucky
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    cunty, are you gay?

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    Are you asking if I'm a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holdin' friend of Dorothy?
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    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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