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    Mugwog
    WhyTheLongFace
    algunz
    Neighborhood Creep
    NachoCat
    marooko
    Grant
    TheScenestar
    edbangme
    suprefan
    zircona1
    summerkid
    ByTheWay,
    Goatchella
    Spooks
    Starraven
    SlowMotionApocalypse
    Cameron Frye
    shotglass75
    nathanfairchild
    Koleeko Vision
    SlowMotionApocalypse‎
    VigoTheCarpathian
    Spooks
    SlowMotionApocalypse
    SlowMotionApocalypse
    ThomThom
    Mr. Fuzz
    Sushov23
    Riggins33
    Devin the dude
    Zafocaine
    suprefan
    darklands
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    That list is waaaaaaaay too short.
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    I swear to god. Harrison Ford better not be fucking dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    That list is waaaaaaaay too short.
    ...

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    That's a little better.
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    I swear to god. Harrison Ford better not be fucking dead.

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    monklish

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggfoot17 View Post
    monklish
    You aren't being objective.

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    I second this one.
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    pierogihead
    hand banana
    unknowndrummer
    WALRUS
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
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    The only person I have on ignore...

    Not for being a dick, but for having down syndrome.
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    Put a boombox playing Sarah McLachlan behind a fan, call it a day.

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    ha-y'all some ol funny ass shit!
    -thats right fatswan,i used that hyphen


    and as for op crotchrot-pot...

    (insert retard long space here)

    SUCK A DICK,TRICK!!
    Last edited by obzen; 04-10-2009 at 12:04 PM.

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    I don't mind Handbanana.

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    unknown drummer
    WALRUS
    and Juliancito because he said my mother's cock was awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    I second this one.
    after the above post... certainly.

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    Hahahahahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Put a boombox playing Sarah McLachlan behind a fan, call it a day.

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    Walrus = Juliancito

    Boris - 7/29 - The Mohawk
    NIN/Soundgarden/ - 8/14 - Austin 360
    Woods - 8/20 - Holy Mountain
    Jamie xx - 8/27 - The Mohawk
    Little Dragon - 8/31 - Moody Theater
    Ty Segall - 9/5 - The Mohawk
    Seth Troxler - 9/5 - Vulcan Gas Company
    Black Lips/King Khan & BBQ Show - 9/12 - J. Lorraine Ghost Town

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    Unfortunately, this thread has brought obzen back to Non-Coachella Discussion. He has been hiding in other threads doing witty things like this... http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29816
    Last edited by BlackSwan; 04-10-2009 at 12:08 PM.
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    Druggy Festival Guy ... a bad example for all of us.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    unknown drummer was already banned apparently... http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29571
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Juliancito because he said my mother's cock was awesome
    HAHA BEST THREAD EVA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Druggy Festival Guy ... a bad example for all of us.
    You're not fooling anyone sir.

    Boris - 7/29 - The Mohawk
    NIN/Soundgarden/ - 8/14 - Austin 360
    Woods - 8/20 - Holy Mountain
    Jamie xx - 8/27 - The Mohawk
    Little Dragon - 8/31 - Moody Theater
    Ty Segall - 9/5 - The Mohawk
    Seth Troxler - 9/5 - Vulcan Gas Company
    Black Lips/King Khan & BBQ Show - 9/12 - J. Lorraine Ghost Town

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    Anything with 420 in it.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    does zzz count?

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    ...just the simple fact that you used the term "retarded" gives me incentive enough to assume that you're an idiot (young, dumb, etc.), and seemingly someone else with possibly the same qualities has hurt your feelings via text over the internet (i.e. Coachella forum)...and now you want people to follow you with shit lists? Well, I'll follow to the end of my reply...
    My vote: PotVsKtl

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    Unfortunately, this thread has brought obzen back to Non-Coachella Discussion. He has been hiding in other threads doing witty things like this... http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29816
    thats tight,huh!?
    -you jock that shit!!







    lolZ.

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    I still have a hard time believing you are over 13 years old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by akilleeez View Post
    ...just the simple fact that you used the term "retarded" gives me incentive enough to assume that you're an idiot (young, dumb, etc.), and seemingly someone else with possibly the same qualities has hurt your feelings via text over the internet (i.e. Coachella forum)...and now you want people to follow you with shit lists? Well, I'll follow to the end of my reply...
    My vote: PotVsKtl
    you could be a little quicker. but where you are lacking in speed you make up for in incentive.

    i don't think pot has feelings... just so you know. he's made of steel. impenetrable.
    Last edited by wmgaretjax; 04-10-2009 at 12:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by akilleeez View Post
    ...just the simple fact that you used the term "retarded" gives me incentive enough to assume that you're an idiot (young, dumb, etc.), and seemingly someone else with possibly the same qualities has hurt your feelings via text over the internet (i.e. Coachella forum)...and now you want people to follow you with shit lists? Well, I'll follow to the end of my reply...
    My vote: PotVsKtl
    Reeks of PLUR

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    anyone inquiring as to how you can smuggle drugs into the festival/camp.
    the lurker shows his member to the kids at the old school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    I still have a hard time believing you are over 13 years old.
    at this point-i dont really give a fuck

    im 26,but you seem pretty determined on believing otherwise so why bother-more power to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmgaretjax View Post
    you could be a little quicker. but where you are lacking in speed you make up for in incentive.

    i don't think pot has feelings... just so you know. he's made of steel. impenetrable.
    Not to mention, he's EASILY the oldest guy that posts on this board.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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