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    Mugwog
    WhyTheLongFace
    algunz
    Neighborhood Creep
    NachoCat
    marooko
    Grant
    TheScenestar
    edbangme
    suprefan
    zircona1
    summerkid
    ByTheWay,
    Goatchella
    Spooks
    Starraven
    SlowMotionApocalypse
    Cameron Frye
    shotglass75
    nathanfairchild
    Koleeko Vision
    SlowMotionApocalypse‎
    VigoTheCarpathian
    Spooks
    SlowMotionApocalypse
    SlowMotionApocalypse
    ThomThom
    Mr. Fuzz
    Sushov23
    Riggins33
    Devin the dude
    Zafocaine
    suprefan
    darklands
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    That list is waaaaaaaay too short.
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    I swear to god. Harrison Ford better not be fucking dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    That list is waaaaaaaay too short.
    ...

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    That's a little better.
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    I swear to god. Harrison Ford better not be fucking dead.

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    monklish

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggfoot17 View Post
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    You aren't being objective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
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    I second this one.
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    ha-y'all some ol funny ass shit!
    -thats right fatswan,i used that hyphen


    and as for op crotchrot-pot...

    (insert retard long space here)

    SUCK A DICK,TRICK!!
    Last edited by obzen; 04-10-2009 at 01:04 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    I second this one.
    after the above post... certainly.

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    pierogihead
    hand banana
    unknowndrummer
    WALRUS
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    pierogihead
    hand banana
    unknowndrummer
    WALRUS
    hand banana?

    he's cool i think.

    i hate unknowndrummer!

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    i must say i am a bit disappointed that my name is not on this thread

    i bring gifts in hoping that changes

    Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it. Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Come along, come along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShyGuy75 View Post
    i must say i am a bit disappointed that my name is not on this thread

    i bring gifts in hoping that changes

    I hadn't opened this thread until now. Sorry for the delay.
    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
    last.fm

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    Quote Originally Posted by seandlr View Post

    i hate unknowndrummer!
    Sure he's a dick... but he's also funny as hell. We all have friends like this.
    Quote Originally Posted by lizng View Post
    Nickelback to me is like walking into an ethnic restaurant and asking to have some unoriginal American cuisine like chicken tenders with a side of ranch dressing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnie100 View Post
    Sure he's a dick... but he's also funny as hell. We all have friends like this.
    I don't think he's a dick. He's just stupid and annoying. Its an insult to say "I have a friend like unknowndrummer"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    obzen
    The only person I have on ignore...

    Not for being a dick, but for having down syndrome.
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Put a boombox playing Sarah McLachlan behind a fan, call it a day.

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    I don't mind Handbanana.

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    unknown drummer
    WALRUS
    and Juliancito because he said my mother's cock was awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Juliancito because he said my mother's cock was awesome
    HAHA BEST THREAD EVA!

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    Hahahahahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Put a boombox playing Sarah McLachlan behind a fan, call it a day.

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    Walrus = Juliancito
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    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

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    Unfortunately, this thread has brought obzen back to Non-Coachella Discussion. He has been hiding in other threads doing witty things like this... http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29816
    Last edited by BlackSwan; 04-10-2009 at 01:08 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    Unfortunately, this thread has brought obzen back to Non-Coachella Discussion. He has been hiding in other threads doing witty things like this... http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29816
    thats tight,huh!?
    -you jock that shit!!







    lolZ.

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    What about lulzing, loling, lolzing, etc. at your own posts? Is that a bad thing? Here is an example of one of the biggest abusers of this crime.

    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    thats tight,huh!?
    -you jock that shit!!







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    Druggy Festival Guy ... a bad example for all of us.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Druggy Festival Guy ... a bad example for all of us.
    You're not fooling anyone sir.
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

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    unknown drummer was already banned apparently... http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29571
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    Anything with 420 in it.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    does zzz count?

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    ...just the simple fact that you used the term "retarded" gives me incentive enough to assume that you're an idiot (young, dumb, etc.), and seemingly someone else with possibly the same qualities has hurt your feelings via text over the internet (i.e. Coachella forum)...and now you want people to follow you with shit lists? Well, I'll follow to the end of my reply...
    My vote: PotVsKtl

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