How hard will it be to sneak in breastmilk???

[DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK]

Hey folks. I was just curious how stringent the searches upon entering the campgrounds are. Dogs, full bag scan etc is what i'm getting at. The reason I ask this is because I will be sneaking in a few gallons of South Asias finest "mushacha" and it would break my heart if I had to choose between my beloved breastmilk and waiting in line for another 3 hours after putting my stash back in the car(if they're nice enough to give it back to me, it is mushacha after all) if they were to stumble upon it. Has anyone here had experience doing this or could anyone give me any pointers? The milk is to yellow the sludgy for me to pass it off as dull old regular milk, thats already out of the question. This is my first year at coachella and I want to make sure I got my 'tang' with me the whole ride through in case I choose to indulge, theres nothing like a tall lukewarm glass of 'tang' in the desert. Let me know if youd like to join the party, just give me a PM, would like to connect with some other enthusiasts. Thanks again!

-merle

[blakely]

~shudders......

[crazzz2007]

2nd weirdest post ever

[SojuGorae]

What's the 1st weirdest post

[gaypalmsprings]

What's the 1st weirdest post

no kidding

[crazzz2007]

that dude who posted a couple weeks back that he drove down to indio for coachella and realized it was the wrong weekend.

[bmack86]

Merle. That's the real winner. I really hope this isn't an alias, and that's a real picture of Merle, but I doubt it.

[jimmycrackcorn]

alright who's freaking alias is that? that CAN'T be real... there was that post + that other one he did w/the penis pump in post your picture thread...

[SojuGorae]

that dude who posted a couple weeks back that he drove down to indio for coachella and realized it was the wrong weekend.

That must have sucked hard

[Mr.Nipples]

i had a real crappy day and this thread made everything better...

[crazzz2007]

here's the link to that post i was talking about....you guys judge for yourselves....

http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5592

[R3d Snapper]

I love this alias

[Boourns]

Best post ever.

[PineapplePete]

merle looks like an old and decrepit Flea

[DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK]

Thanks for all the responses guys, but is there anyone who can seriously help me out with some info? I'd appreciate it.

[I'm Rosetta Stoned]

I have been laughing at this thread for like 5 minutes!! This is the BEST THREAD EVER!!

[Jenniehoo]

I wish you were real, Merle.

[shoegazer76]

O.K. Merle, what I would do is turn the breast milk into cheese. Its not that hard. Just google cheese makin with breast milk & you'll find the recipe. That'll make it alot easier to smuggle in. How much boob milk r ya talkin bout sneakin in by the way?

[MonsoonSeason]

no outside food or drink

I guess you'll have to put them in condoms and mule 'em in

[Jenniehoo]

Come with a pregnant friend and cross your fingers.

[chiapet]

Unfortunately not real:

http://s179.photobucket.com/albums/w294/MerleCrotch/?

http://www.mugshots.com/Most-Wanted/...mothy+Arlo.htm

[goose]

what the hell is mushacha ??

[DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK]

hopefully this will explain...
there is 2 different brews of cambodian breast milk. the first one is a commercial product that goes by the name of 'mushacha' and is actually bottled in Laos,but the milk is pumped in Phnom Penh,Cambodia. This is relatively easy to come by and this is what i think your friend may have ingested at one point. the flavor itself is very nutty yet sour with hints of vinegar that leaves a bitter aftertaste.
then there is "Sisophon Sludge". this is an aged brew that is stockpiled and is distributed by the Kampong Organized crime syndicate and is very very rare ...rumor has it that it was pumped from the breasts of Pol Pots finest and most fertile concubines.The taste can be described as smooth and dark, hints of walnut with an almost minty aftertaste. It is only served in cambodia's finest establishments and like i said, is very hard to come by here in the states. im pretty sure he drank from a bottle of 'muschacha' unless he recently visited cambodia.
there are several fringe "microbrews" if you will scattered all throughout the country but they really arent worth mentioning as they are all diluted and improperly preserved.

[theburiedlife]

Why do i feel the sudden urge to shower?

[disgustipated]

You should sneak in a few pregnant Cambodian women...
Theyre inconspicuous.

[Alchemy]

I feel like I just contracted syphilis.

[amyzzz]

I really hate this alias.

[DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK]

theres seriously nobody who can help me out with this???

[clarky123]

Only a thought but cant you just "load up" on it before you go in??

[DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK]

I could do that but i'd prefer not to. I'm a man of moderation.