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    So I'm only a week away from leaving for Coachella, and wouldn't you know it, I've got an awful cold. I'm talking stuffy nose, 101 fever, the works. Obviously, this is the worst possible timing.

    Any personal suggestions on how to get rid of this bitch quick?

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    By not giving a shit and going to coachella no matter what!

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    fluids, sleep, vitamins and sweating. maybe a shot of tequila or whiskey to boot.
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    Perhaps a frozen lemonade
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Perhaps a frozen lemonade
    You are clever. Maybe more of a smartass.
    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeeeeeee!

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    Fuck your cold (not really). I busted my leg up which will seriously blow with all the walking required for Coachella.

    But serisouly, LOTS OF WATER, Echinacea, Rest, Sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roboticwaltz View Post
    So I'm only a week away from leaving for Coachella, and wouldn't you know it, I've got an awful cold. I'm talking stuffy nose, 101 fever, the works. Obviously, this is the worst possible timing.

    Any personal suggestions on how to get rid of this bitch quick?
    This is my remedy and it works!!!
    Lots of oranges (Juice oranges 3-5 a day)
    E merg n c (or how ever you spell it)
    Lots of HOT SALSA...very high in vit C
    and give yourself 4 doses of echinacea/goldenseal daily

    And chicken soup with lots of veggies...if you can't swing the chicken soup...ramen noodles and add some veggies.

    the above never fail!!! And Airborne is your friend for the weekend.!!!

    PS...2 sprained ankles beats your cold...

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    rest, proper nutrition, and most importantly good karma WILL pay off
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    ok this is going to sound gross but blow your nose as often as possible to avoid a sinus infection as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roboticwaltz View Post
    So I'm only a week away from leaving for Coachella, and wouldn't you know it, I've got an awful cold. I'm talking stuffy nose, 101 fever, the works. Obviously, this is the worst possible timing.

    Any personal suggestions on how to get rid of this bitch quick?
    sleep you have a week

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    Emergen-c is seriously the best thing. A lot of people think it's a joke, but it's always worked for me.. I've also noticed if I just take it every other day or so I rarely ever get sick.
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    go listen to wolfmother...

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    sweat that shit out......

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    spicy pie
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    keep drinking water, take the aforementioned emergen-c and airborne both, and even if it's just a cold you should sleep as much as you can if u don't want to take any risks...

    meaning stay home from work/school if you have to. this is coachella

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    I go to shows all the time when i'm sick. I'm literally 10 times better the next day.
    My theory is that you sweat it all out.
    Works like a charm. You'll be rockin and rollin on Saturday.
    Check out my video from Coachella 2009: http://vimeo.com/8813764
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    Quote Originally Posted by roboticwaltz View Post
    So I'm only a week away from leaving for Coachella, and wouldn't you know it, I've got an awful cold. I'm talking stuffy nose, 101 fever, the works. Obviously, this is the worst possible timing.

    Any personal suggestions on how to get rid of this bitch quick?
    Yeah I've got some of the same plague going on, AND my car died this morning. But I don't give a good god damn, I am going there regardless of any kind of annoyances, health or $$$-wise.

    Here's hoping you heal up soon though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    PS...2 sprained ankles beats your cold...
    I went to a show with broken ribs before.... was dancing around even though it felt like someone was taking a nail file to my lungs from the inside. It was one of my favorite shows of the year, and worth every iota of pain.

    Not smart, but we do what is necessary to make our short time on the planet an awesome one.
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    I went to Coachella 2004 sick as a dog.......totally worth it.....

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    What's the best thing to take during Coachella to prevent sinus infection? Last year I did the claritin/dayquil then benadryl at night to sleep thing and it did not work.
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    APPLE CIDER VINEGAR.
    Drink ACV daily and I promise you'll heal faster and feel GREAT when you're better. I don't know the exact recipe to make it drinkable because I usually just take a shot of it after breakfast, lunch, dinner like a fucking manly lumberjack. But if you might not be used to the taste so mix it with some warm water and honey and you should be able to down it.

    check out earthclinic.com for more shit/recipes.

    When I'm sick, I like to sweat it out by doing some physical activity. GOOD LUCK BRO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakewc151 View Post
    Emergen-c is seriously the best thing. A lot of people think it's a joke, but it's always worked for me.. I've also noticed if I just take it every other day or so I rarely ever get sick.
    I can vouch for the Tequila suggestion! Haven't had a sniffle or a sore throat since that first "Ole'!"
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    dude, you have a week, which is plenty of time to recover. "worst timing ever" would be if you got sick on the 16th.
    Let's go on a livin' spree!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexecutioner View Post
    dude, you have a week, which is plenty of time to recover. "worst timing ever" would be if you got sick on the 16th.
    and even if you did....laying out in the sun for a bit really helps...

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    Yeah, let earth's natural vitamin D blow loads on your cranium. that helps too.

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    I'm just getting over my cold and Mucinex D and those Vick's shower soothers have done wonders for me. The steam from a normal shower will help, but add the shower soothers and it really opens up your sinuses.

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    You gotta masturbate that shit out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    PS...2 sprained ankles beats your cold...
    Yeah, you win. Sorry about that.

    Quote Originally Posted by sexecutioner View Post
    dude, you have a week, which is plenty of time to recover. "worst timing ever" would be if you got sick on the 16th.
    Very true, god I'd be a such a crab all weekend if that happened. Anyway, thanks for the advice guys, I bought one of those fatty packs of Emergen-C, so this cold doesn't stand a fucking chance. Regardless, I will be there, and I will rock hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    What's the best thing to take during Coachella to prevent sinus infection? Last year I did the claritin/dayquil then benadryl at night to sleep thing and it did not work.
    Nasalcrom works ABSOLUTE WONDERS. Even if you don't have allergies, any kind of sinus deal its awesome for.

    Its over the counter, too. No pesky docs, just suspicious glances by the Walmart cashier.
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    No but seriously I take liquid Robitussin every 2-3 hours. It works for me.

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    Your colds last more than a week? You need to go to a doctor

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