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    worst thing ever


    it tasted like a dead breast and my anus bled a little

    almost as bad as audio bullys


    did anyone else eat this blasphemous dope-fiend punk ass satanic creation?

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    This thing is pure evil wrapped in a Tortilla!!! God awful abomination of food product ever!

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    This is the first thread of yours that I've read that doesn't mention raccoons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattpach View Post
    This is the first thread of yours that I've read that doesn't mention raccoons.
    well it was made of raccoon meat im sure

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    There's only one thing that should be in a tortilla other than mexican food...

    BACON BURRITO DOG
    Big flour tortilla wrapped around 2 hot dogs,
    2 slices of cheese, 3 slices of bacon, chili & onions

    http://www.pinkshollywood.com/pgz/menu.htm
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    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    There's only one thing that should be in a tortilla other than mexican food...

    BACON BURRITO DOG
    Big flour tortilla wrapped around 2 hot dogs,
    2 slices of cheese, 3 slices of bacon, chili & onions

    http://www.pinkshollywood.com/pgz/menu.htm
    I just vomited a little in my mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    There's only one thing that should be in a tortilla other than mexican food...

    BACON BURRITO DOG
    Big flour tortilla wrapped around 2 hot dogs,
    2 slices of cheese, 3 slices of bacon, chili & onions

    http://www.pinkshollywood.com/pgz/menu.htm
    My girlfriend and I were super high once and wanted corn dogs for munchies. We wrapped hotdogs in corn tortillas and then fried them and ate them with mustard. They fuckin rocked, although probably due to the being high. I love inventing munchie foods.
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    yeah, the burgerito was easily the worst thing i've ever eaten at any concert or fair or outdoor event of any kind...

    it was supposed to be a burger inside a burrito, i suppose, and it was filled with ground hamburger, french fries, & a nasty nacho cheese sauce... it may have had lettuce as well... i don't know, i've tried to block out how awful it was...

    ...and i think i was subjected to listening to Vampire Weekend just to buy one...

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    the burgerito was a complete piece of shit, seriously. wtf. that vendor needs to be firebombed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Xenocide View Post

    ...and i think i was subjected to listening to Vampire Weekend just to buy one...
    rofl, i think i was too. because now i remember it was over by the outdoor where i bought this fucking horrible "food"

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    Should you eat the burgerito, go straight to the first aid tent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chubz287 View Post
    Should you eat the burgerito, go straight to the first aid tent.
    or closest garbage can/ portapottie

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    Yes...it had lettuce in it...and the lettuce was all wilted and slimy like it had been microwaved...the above picture described my reaction, though I tried to force it down because it cost me so damn much money...
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    My friend accidentally ordered one on Sunday night of 08 in the midst of an confusing acid wave.

    When he brought it to the table, holding it up with two tiny dixie plates, it was steaming and heaping and made me want to freak out (I was frying also)

    The tortilla was cold so it just ripped and broke with every fold and shit was coming out of every burrito orifice.

    Worst meal ever.

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    So you guys recommend it?

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    The burgerito I ate was cooked medium-rare so the inside still had some blood. I took a few bites of it and threw it away and got some Brazilian BBQ instead. I wonder what happened to the organic burger they sold in 2007 near the main stage, that was the best thing I have eaten at Coachella so far.

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    funny you said this because i was so freaking close to buying one. I even got in line- the concept seemed like a good idea, but i went for a REAL burger instead. BEST COACHELLA FOOD DECISION EVER, apparently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unknowndrummer66 View Post
    worst thing ever


    it tasted like a dead breast and my anus bled a little

    almost as bad as audio bullys


    did anyone else eat this blasphemous dope-fiend punk ass satanic creation?
    I didn't try it but that sounds like a state fair reject food item created by renegade carny workers.

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    after eating it i took the best dump ever when i got back home


    im pretty sure an angel lost its wings that night

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    I keep seeing this thread and I get pissed because I know that you all have said the Burgerito sucked ass BUT I never got to try it last year. And without trying it, the thought of burger + burrito still sounds delicious in my mind.

    Everytime this thread gets bumped I find myself conjuring a beautiful food image, only to remember that it "was a complete piece of shit" according to everyone here.
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    Nickelback to me is like walking into an ethnic restaurant and asking to have some unoriginal American cuisine like chicken tenders with a side of ranch dressing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnie100 View Post
    I keep seeing this thread and I get pissed because I know that you all have said the Burgerito sucked ass BUT I never got to try it last year. And without trying it, the thought of burger + burrito still sounds delicious in my mind.

    Everytime this thread gets bumped I find myself conjuring a beautiful food image, only to remember that it "was a complete piece of shit" according to everyone here.

    yea well
    its not

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    Thanks. I needed your approval to make a final decision.

    Now when I think burger + burrito I'll think of a giant turd in a wrap.
    Quote Originally Posted by lizng View Post
    Nickelback to me is like walking into an ethnic restaurant and asking to have some unoriginal American cuisine like chicken tenders with a side of ranch dressing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnie100 View Post
    Thanks. I needed your approval to make a final decision.

    Now when I think burger + burrito I'll think of a giant turd in a wrap.

    eat it
    i dare you

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknowndrummer66 View Post
    eat it
    i dare you
    Will I win anything in this dare? Because I'm very tempted to try it in 17 days now. Just for shits and giggles. Hopefully not literal shits.
    Quote Originally Posted by lizng View Post
    Nickelback to me is like walking into an ethnic restaurant and asking to have some unoriginal American cuisine like chicken tenders with a side of ranch dressing.

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    does anyone have a picture of this monstrosity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnie100 View Post
    Will I win anything in this dare? Because I'm very tempted to try it in 17 days now. Just for shits and giggles. Hopefully not literal shits.
    if you eat it
    ill pay for your obituary afterwards

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRcube View Post
    does anyone have a picture of this monstrosity?
    ive tried looking

    no dice

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknowndrummer66 View Post
    if you eat it
    ill pay for your obituary afterwards
    Deal.
    I want it to read "Simple man. Passed away from eating the wrong burger + burrito combo. Avoid the burgerito."
    Quote Originally Posted by lizng View Post
    Nickelback to me is like walking into an ethnic restaurant and asking to have some unoriginal American cuisine like chicken tenders with a side of ranch dressing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnie100 View Post
    Deal.
    I want it to read "Simple man. Passed away from eating the wrong burger + burrito combo. Avoid the burgerito."
    of course this will be in the desert sun and not your local newspaper

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknowndrummer66 View Post
    of course this will be in the desert sun and not your local newspaper
    All the better. My local newspaper blows. My obituary would end up misspelled.
    Quote Originally Posted by lizng View Post
    Nickelback to me is like walking into an ethnic restaurant and asking to have some unoriginal American cuisine like chicken tenders with a side of ranch dressing.

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