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    Thumbs up Official Hipster Checklist

    1. uncomfortably tight pair of denim pants

    2. cheap wayfarer sunglasses or gas station equivalent

    3. 80s inspired t-shirt (pink and aqua colors preferable)

    4. headband (optional) u can always use a tribley hat tilted back

    5. ethically made shoes

    6. ragged friendship bracelets and or keys on a belt loop

    7. fixie bike (better leave that at home)

    ** i must admit i'll be sportin at least 1 of those **
    nobody posted this so here it is: thanks to C DUB YA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4E...layer_embedded
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    yeah people who dress bad like to call other people hipsters

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    black mascara for the boys, tighty whities for the girls.
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    9. XXXL tall-tee yee!

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    an "i know everything about everything" attitude
    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.
    April 26 - Black Sabbath - Hollywood Bowl
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    July 11 - Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - Shrine Auditorium

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    man 1-4 i'll be wearing next weekend

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    I don't dress it, but hipsters are sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dantoro View Post
    1. uncomfortably tight pair of denim pants

    2. cheap wayfarer sunglasses or gas station equivalent

    3. 80s inspired t-shirt (pink and aqua colors preferable)

    4. headband (optional) u can always use a tribley hat tilted back

    5. ethically made shoes

    6. ragged friendship bracelets and or keys on a belt loop

    7. fitted flannel shirt

    8. fixie bike (better leave that at home)

    add on to the list you know you what to
    9. American Apparel leggings instead of pants

    If only the flash on the Cobra Snake's camera was a death ray...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Errant View Post
    I walked straight in with a mixed drink in a 20oz Dixie cup in one hand, and an unopened beer in the other. I fully intended to toss them in the box, but CSC was waving and hurrying me through.

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    ^^HA

    cmon it's usually true

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    Isn't it a bit ironic that you guys think its now "hip" not to dress like "hipsters"?

    Everyone has their own style, and even though I might not wear what was listed, I wouldn't hate on someone who did.

    I just don't understand what compels someone to take the time to make a thread hating on the way people dress. wow.
    Why couldn't Coachella end on 4/20?

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    dmb, re: your sig >> technically, coachella does end on 4/20...most acts will finish up a few mins after midnight.

    have a fatty ready for midnight yo.

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    true words, good point, you're pretty smart oh wait look at your username

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    OH! ohhh! you got me! youuuuuuu got me!
    Why couldn't Coachella end on 4/20?

    Quote Originally Posted by sin213 View Post
    dmb, re: your sig >> technically, coachella does end on 4/20...most acts will finish up a few mins after midnight.

    have a fatty ready for midnight yo.

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    its not hate at all... just funny to me
    love you!!!
    Last edited by dantoro; 04-08-2009 at 11:14 AM.

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    well i love you too

    and yes i will laugh my ass off at people wearing #1 in 9 days.

    oh wow. 9 days. just typing it made my stomach drop. i wonder what will happen when i hand-write it. ....
    Why couldn't Coachella end on 4/20?

    Quote Originally Posted by sin213 View Post
    dmb, re: your sig >> technically, coachella does end on 4/20...most acts will finish up a few mins after midnight.

    have a fatty ready for midnight yo.

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    I'm too fat to be a hipster.

    LOL.


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    I love my headbands. I still have all the ones I sweated through last year.
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    More laser beams is ALWAYS prefered to less laser beams. ALWAYS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D.M.B.4Coachella View Post
    Isn't it a bit ironic that you guys think its now "hip" not to dress like "hipsters"?

    Everyone has their own style, and even though I might not wear what was listed, I wouldn't hate on someone who did.

    I just don't understand what compels someone to take the time to make a thread hating on the way people dress. wow.
    I was going to throw a ton of cred your way for I agree and find threads and attitudes like this complete shit. But then I saw your name.....meh fuck it I'll throw a ton minus 5 cred your way.
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    Afghan Scarfs

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    Hipsters are silly. Especially considering many of them are total posers and hypocrites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cormaic View Post
    Afghan Scarfs
    I overhead an old person talking about kids wearing "terrorist scarfs." It was funny.

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    It's hip to live in dumpsters
    Fresh off his "JUICY AUSTRALIA TOUR"

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    4/27 Ghost B.C. @ Fonda, 4/30 Mono @ Troubadour, 5/3 I Break Horses @ Bootleg Theater, 5/19 Lykke Li @ The Theatre at Ace, 5/28-6/1 Primavera Sound, 6/18-22 Sled Island

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    i will continue to promote this article:
    http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by D.M.B.4Coachella View Post
    Isn't it a bit ironic that you guys think its now "hip" not to dress like "hipsters"?

    Everyone has their own style, and even though I might not wear what was listed, I wouldn't hate on someone who did.

    I just don't understand what compels someone to take the time to make a thread hating on the way people dress. wow.
    only other hipsters like holier than thou attitudes...in my experience that has been pretty consistent with the generaliztion

    I'll take a dirty hippy to a hipster any day, at least they're chill

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    Quote Originally Posted by seandlr View Post
    i will continue to promote this article:
    http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html
    haha, that article is right on and so is the sig

    one thing that comforts me is the fact that with the tight pants that hipsters wear, their genitalia must be mangled prohibiting them from reproducing any more hair flicking retard spawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    that's pretty much me, minus the trust fund check and switch the pbr to a newcastle and get rid of those shades. But that's just my style. Hate away.

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    Ohhhh hahaha, I was wondering what a hipster was. I hadn't heard the term until I started reading these forums.

    Funny lol, seems like once any style gets a name/label for itself, it gets a lot of grief from various other styles.

    I guess nobody likes to be labeled

    For the record, I've met some pretty cool kids from every style/label out there.

    What's the word for judging people by their style? Like racism, but for style lol? Or is it just being a d bag?

    Oh and I'll be rocking some crappy sunglasses that prob. fit right in lol.

    Oh god I'm so excited! My days are getting more and more filled with preparations for the best weekend of my life!

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    from the article mentioned above:

    "I’ve always found that word ["hipster"] is used with such disdain, like it’s always used by chubby bloggers who aren’t getting laid anymore and are bored, and they’re just so mad at these young kids for going out and getting wasted and having fun and being fashionable," he says. "I’m dubious of these hypotheses because they always smell of an agenda." Gavin McInnes

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