Official Hipster Checklist

[dantoro]

I think you guys are off. You guys are betting on 2008 hipster trends.

April 20th there will be a new phenomenon everyone is bitching about.

hmmmm another serious thinker

[zajaa]

i'm actually curious to see what ironic, tacky-turned-cool garment it will be this year

[Boourns]

Why is the oversized glasses phenomenon still going strong? That was retarded and douchey at Sunset Junction four years ago.

I wasn't at Coachella in 2003 but I remember everyone going on about the trucker hats on the board.

[Carnie100]

i'm actually curious to see what ironic, tacky-turned-cool garment it will be this year

I'm predicting an outbreak of the middle-east looking "scarves".


By the way, are fedoras still cool? They were everywhere last year.

[Boourns]

http://www.thefedoralounge.com/

No, seriously, that's not a joke. Only really cute girls, Jacko, Freddy Krueger can pull off the fedora thing, at least from what I've seen.

I want one made up to look like this, though:


Also not a joke.

[greghead]

I'm predicting an outbreak of the middle-east looking "scarves".


By the way, are fedoras still cool? They were everywhere last year.

This is a strong candidate. The scarves were present last year, but they have gained a lot of steam over the last year among people who probably couldn't find the Gaza Strip or the West Bank on a world map.

[zajaa]

ah yes the kiffiyeh. you're more likely to see this on the urban hipster, the crazy-colored dunks-wearing hip hop counterpart to the traditional dirty white hipster. see pharrell / kanye west / fishstick aficionados

[greghead]

fishsticks!!!! lolololol, that shit was so funny on South Park

[Principal Onyx Blackman]

I'm predicting an outbreak of the middle-east looking "scarves".


By the way, are fedoras still cool? They were everywhere last year.

Those are not allowed here. Not on my watch.

[dantoro]

http://www.thefedoralounge.com/

No, seriously, that's not a joke. Only really cute girls, Jacko, Freddy Krueger can pull off the fedora thing, at least from what I've seen.
.

Just wait till you see my straw fedora...

sweet baby jesus i love my hats

[Carnie100]

http://www.thefedoralounge.com/

I just clicked on that, and went to their "What Hat Are You Wearing Today" thread. Bunch of people posting pictures of their fedoras for each day.

Worst excuse for a forum ever.

[edizzle]

rockstars have always worn tight(er) pants.

i think rockstar clothing should be reserved for rockstars. or else what the hell are they going to wear???

[freshdirect]

i wouldn't hate on hipsters so much if they didn't have that horrible attitude

[dantoro]

the hipster olympics vid was good but who is going to make the 2010 version...?

[fancy restaurant]

I just clicked on that, and went to their "What Hat Are You Wearing Today" thread. Bunch of people posting pictures of their fedoras for each day.

Worst excuse for a forum ever.

[rAnimatorX2]

Fuck the girl jeans. Except on women that is.

[lawney]

latfh.com

[donkey sex]

a superiority complex, being suburban white, wanting badly to be surburban white if not suburban white

[buffalojim]

2. cheap wayfarer sunglasses or gas station equivalent

I'll be wearing a pair of lime green/neon orange cheap wayfarers I bought at a gift shop in Paris.

Mind you there will be two dollar-store grade LED lights crudely duct-taped to the sides a la Orbital.

[Josesativa]

v neck t shirts





*not hating*

ya i remember a couple years ago when in my town the rave scene and hipsters started sprouting all over the place like fungus and i would always say "V necks are for douches " and boy was i right. i have never met a non douche wearing a v neck.. its like finding a cold forrest fire..

[Josesativa]

if someone's got that, they'd better materialize with the quickness.

if i had the key to your heart i would make copies and give them to people lol

[juloxx]

i'm actually curious to see what ironic, tacky-turned-cool garment it will be this year

Kanye West already made it cool to wear these around your neck

[daftmonkey64]

The only thing on that list that applies to me is I may be bringing a fixie. gotta go get more beer somehow.

[nikolas01]

How do people get meterosexuals mixed up with hipsters? Massive difference, they are not at all alike.

[Unicornsrcool]

I don't dress it, but hipsters are sexy.

I LOL'd.

[edbangme]

I will be guilty of the gas station equivalent wayfarers...and I do not care

[Neighborhood Creep]

Not hipster but I bet we will see a lot of those green man douches running around posing for pictures with people

[danteb]

Those guys were actually pretty funny last year. I have a feeling they are going to triple in number next weekend though.

[DeanSpang]

too be sure you have it right for this weekend
maps out the styles and gives you tracklist and www's you need to bookmark
http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/

[shmamber]

yourscenesucks is the best website ever--LOL!

here was my statement to hipster douchebags last year: