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    My good sir. One does not accuse a lady of being 'wasted', regardless of the circumstances that may have given you cause. One refers to her as 'happy', 'glowing', or 'radiant'. If an excess of drink has caused her to lose her grace, you do not speak of it to anyone the next day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    My good sir. One does not accuse a lady of being 'wasted', regardless of the circumstances that may have given you cause. One refers to her as 'happy', 'glowing', or 'radiant'. If an excess of drink has caused her to lose her grace, you do not speak of it to anyone the next day.
    Sorry, I should return to the era of Ragtime, as depeicted in that 1981 movie with James Cagney, that was originally a book and took place in the early 1900s. It was less violent than the Cotton Club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
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    Were you wasted in that picture, or just a little tipsy?
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    My good sir. One does not accuse a lady of being 'wasted', regardless of the circumstances that may have given you cause. One refers to her as 'happy', 'glowing', or 'radiant'. If an excess of drink has caused her to lose her grace, you do not speak of it to anyone the next day.
    Oh, Tom, how chivalrous of you to step unto thy thread and guard thee reputation of m'lady. I'm radiating as we speak and will indubitably throw caution and memories aside by tomorrow's morning glow...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    ... that's a female?
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    Quit obsessing.

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    She looks like you pack quite a punch, Suff.
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    You think about us more than 2 hrs a week, don't you.

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    I believe this calls for a duel.

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    In fact she looks like you pack quite a sledgehammer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    I believe this calls for a duel.
    With a cripple? Hes got a gimpy arm and is clearly at a disadvantage.

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    Hark! Run M'lady, run! One mustn't make herself vulnerable when faced with oncoming ungentleman-like behavior! Hurry! Be gone with you, M'lady! The Dickheads are coming!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Comedy gold.
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    Why you two brutes are hardly more refined than the savages I encountered during my last expedition to the Americas.

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    Well in a couple months when I'm healed up I'll kick Suff's ass and then do my best to punch Brokendoll's face back into human shapes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Oh, M'Lord!(Whoa, Nelly!) Before I depart, might I inquire as to how M'Lady may aquire a creature such as this?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Well in a couple months when I'm healed up I'll kick Suff's ass and then do my best to punch Brokendoll's face back into human shapes.
    Yes!
    I'll even give you the first..make that two swings.
    That's all I need brother. The important part is for you to heal up first!
    Highly unlikely but I'm optimistic.

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    I just bought a small country off the coast of Ahh-frica

    a-har-har-har

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    Nevermind. M'Lady just noticed the uncanny resemblance thy creature in question has with thy mortal enemy. I'll shall depart gracefully and radiantly as I can...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Nevermind. M'Lady just noticed the uncanny resemblance thy creature in question has with thy mortal enemy. I'll shall depart gracefully and radiantly as I can...
    Too late.
    It's fucking on!
    Not even you can save the cripple...

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    No one can be protected from Super Mario.
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    no one

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    Aw, you left the nice part of what I said out where I was going to help your lady(debatable) friend not look like such a Koopa. Which I have to say makes your whole relationship seem pretty strange.
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    The Gentlemen's Thread.

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    indubitably

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    Aren't you supposed to have me on ignore? I don't feel right exchanging words with someone who is going to kick my ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    No one can be protected from Super Mario.

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    The bumping of this thread was a joyous occasion, but it was quickly tarnished with these boorish transgressions. You should all be ashamed of yourself. To preserve whatever dignity you may have left, I shall mercifully grant you anonymity. But you know who you are, and you know what you have done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    I'm sorry. I shall now remove myself from the the thread of which I am not worthy.

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