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    i love the occasionally cigar

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    I've had some great Dominicans before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    By the way chaps, cheers to Young Blood (or should that be Young Blue Blood) for establishing this fine celebration of being a gentleman.

    Here, Here, Ivankay! I second the motion and propose three cheers to Young Blood!

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    Tally hoe, gents!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apathetic00 View Post
    Gentleman I would like to pose a question if I may:

    I am not too familiar with the dating scene considering I have been out of it until recently. I have made a lady friend at a recent party and got a number, myspace, and email from her.

    However I have invited her to my myspace and emailed her a link to pics. from the party we attended but have gotten no response from her.

    What should I do?? Do I call/txt ina day or so or just wait it out and if nothing happens so be it?

    Thanks again for any help if this matter.
    My fellow young gentleman, you have done all that is necessary to court thyne young female.

    1. Myspace is a dead means of social grace. Myspace is for the weak.

    2. If you have given her enough time and not heard anything in response to your courtship, move on. Next social gathering ignore her and do everything in your power to court her friends.

    3. Move on.

    4. Be a gentleman and court every female at the next social gathering for every 10 no's there will be a yes. Being courteous, confident, and humorous will get you what you are looking for.

    5. If 4 doesnt work, fuck it, hit up the strip club, bring a bank roll and cocaine.
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    j speaks truth about ignoring and going for her friends.
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    Any chick that gives her myspace as part of the number transfer process need not be contacted, let alone followed up with.

    carry on with your slay mission young man.
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    the basics of chivalry
    In addition to the aforementioned rules, gentlemen (in training) should follow these additional rules when in the presence of a lady. Chivalry may be on life support, but it is not dead yet. Be one of the few to keep this flame burning for many years to come.

    Always open doors
    This is perhaps the most basic rule of male etiquette out there. It is also one of the easiest to follow so you have no reason to forget it. Whether she is about to enter your car, restaurant, club, or anyplace with a door, you should always hold it open. If there are many doors, she may become confused and disoriented. Women have been known to walk headlong into closed doors.

    Put on her coat
    Always put on her coat or overgarment. This is a hilarious action.

    Help with her seat
    If an unaccompanied lady is sitting next to you, it is important that you help her be seated by pulling her chair out just before she sits down This is also hilarious.

    Give up your seat
    If a lady arrives at the table and there are no available seats, you should stand up and offer your wang to her.

    Stand at attention
    Always stand when a lady enters or exits the room. This rule allows you to better look down her shirt. Stand upon entrance but remain seated upon exit, so you can check out her ass. If you can do both, you should.

    Give her your wang
    When escorting a lady (that you know) to and from social events, you should offer her your wang. This is a little more intimate, but serves well when walking on uneven ground -- especially if she's wearing high heels.

    Ask if she needs anything
    This is one that most guys already do, but helps complete the gentleman in all of us nevertheless. When at social events, make sure to ask the lady if you can get her something to drink (or eat, depending on the event). Show her that you care about her comfort and needs.
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    always complement how nice they look even if you dont mean it .... if you are with the one you like/love and she really is beautiful, say it more then a couple of times .... and say you look beautiful and not you look hot as hell ... that is for the bedroom ...

    flowers are nice at home, but nothing gets to them more then to send flowers to them at work in front of their girl friends ...

    given the board jk, act like an adult ...no fart jokes, or three stooges references ... . cr****
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    4. Be a gentleman and court every female at the next social gathering for every 10 no's there will be a yes. Being courteous, confident, and humorous will get you what you are looking for.

    Truer words have never been spoken.
    Thank you Gentlemen for your words of wisdom on what I should do next. Carry on.

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    goes great with Tom Waits
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    I wanted to revive this thread in lieu of the bashing on this site. I enjoy the bashing, this is just a "friendly alternative" thread. Of course, maybe I will get bashed on this thread also.

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    I, for one, am happy you bumped this thread, ken. In fact, I'm going to drink a scotch right now to celebrate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    I, for one, am happy you bumped this thread, ken. In fact, I'm going to drink a scotch right now to celebrate.
    La Chaim/cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fiyahhh! View Post
    Oh my. That must be wonderful.

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    Drinkin' a scotch, guys. Being 30.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    My favorite alcoholic beverage is White Russian. However, I am not much of a drinker. the last time I felt tipsy was at Dani's ex-boyfriend's wedding a few years ago.

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    I'd like to know more about your relationship with Dani. Or her ex-boyfriend.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Gentleman to gentleman, of course.

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    Well, I insist that ken conduct himself as a gentleman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    I'd like to know more about your relationship with Dani. Or her ex-boyfriend.
    I knew Dani when I was in 10th grade and she was a grade behind me. I knew her when she dated a certain ex-boyfriend of hers. I am still friends with the ex-boyfriend. I do not mention his name because he requested me not to on here nor to give out any personal information. I also respect Dani and do not feel it is necessary to talk about her personal life either. People deserve a modicum of privacy, especially people as cool as Dani.

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    If only one could properly convey a regal chortle with the written word...

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    That was very gentlemanly, Kenneth. Cheers! (clink)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    I don't understand why this is gentleman-ly of him. She is going to end up laundering it in the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kroqken View Post
    I knew Dani when I was in 10th grade and she was a grade behind me. I knew her when she dated a certain ex-boyfriend of hers. I am still friends with the ex-boyfriend. I do not mention his name because he requested me not to on here nor to give out any personal information. I also respect Dani and do not feel it is necessary to talk about her personal life either. People deserve a modicum of privacy, especially people as cool as Dani.

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    This thread is getting exciting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kroqken View Post
    I wanted to revive this thread in lieu of the bashing on this site. I enjoy the bashing, this is just a "friendly alternative" thread. Of course, maybe I will get bashed on this thread also.
    A Gentlemen's Alternative Friendly Thread? Well, allrighty then... Okay, I promise to remain ladylike and brief...
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    I, for one, am happy you bumped this thread, ken. In fact, I'm going to drink a scotch right now to celebrate.
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    Drinkin' a scotch, guys. Being 30.
    Cheers to you, Ken, for digging up a friendly thread, and Cheers to MJA for aquiring the taste of a scotch drinker on his steps toward maturity...Happy Birthday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    A Gentlemen's Alternative Friendly Thread? Well, allrighty then... Okay, I promise to remain ladylike and brief...



    Cheers to you, Ken, for digging up a friendly thread, and Cheers to MJA for aquiring the taste of a scotch drinker on his steps toward maturity...Happy Birthday!
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