The Gentlemen's thread.

[mattpach]

haha
wtf?

[ivankay]

will i get banned if i post a link to porn? it's quite topical

i don't think so. If you provide the proper warnings and such as not to potentially expose it to any ladies out there. i would of course defer to the supreme lady of the board or our fine gentlemen moderators on the subject.

Cheerio.

[gmoneyak]

[SoulDischarge]

Secession. For men.

[ivankay]

[ivankay]

[boarderwoozel3]

[biggfoot17]

[zenidogx]

[mattpach]

To add to this breed of gentlemen...

[gaypalmsprings]

[obzen]

Most indubitably,good chap!!

[fatbastard]

[OutOfmYminD]

[jdaws]

NSFWYO http://www.redtube.com/15675

[ivankay]

You weren't kidding. Super NSFW. If anyone else can hear your computer, be a gentleman and turn it down before looking at the hardcore material.

[bug on your lip]

[Young blood]

[Mr.Nipples]

they all look so unhappy. whos the guy at the buffet

[Young blood]

Mr. Blackvedere.

[canexplain]

general etiquette
Always be polite
Even if you don't like someone, there is no need to lower yourself to their level. Be polite and courteous; show that you're Not a douche.

Do not curse
Swearing is a big no-no. It shows that you don't have the vocabulary to express your thoughts appropriately. Furthermore, it is always very crude and impolite to be fucking vulgar.

Do not speak loudly
When you speak loudly, it raises the stress level among company. It always implies that you can't reason with people and rely on kicking ass to get your point across. It also draws attention -- and the respect of weaklings.

Do not lose your temper
When you lose your temper, you are showing everyone that you can't control your emotions. If you can't even control yourself, then how can you possibly control anyone else's stupid ass? Keep your cool at all times (it won't be easy but it is worth the effort) and people will take positive note of your levelheadedness.

Do not stare
Ogling someone is the equivalent of psychological rape. You want to intimidate people for no reason.

Do not interrupt
Let people finish what they are saying before adding your comments. Interrupting others is a sign of poor etiquette and supirior intellect. If you want to come across as egotistical, you can do so by constantly interrupting.

Do not spit
A lot of men do this almost subconsciously. Spitting is very crude and not too pretty to look at. Do not spit in public unless someone really deserves to be spat upon.

Respect your elders
In fact, you should respect others as you would like them to respect you. I am specifying elders because it seems that today, young men think they know it all. Well, most do. Just think of yourself five years ago... you're much older and confused today, aren't you? Of course, yet you knew it all five years ago.

thats pretty good cheddar, did you copy and paste or make that up yourself ... and i agree with all you said .... cr****

[fiyahhh!]

[Apathetic00]

Gentleman I would like to pose a question if I may:

I am not too familiar with the dating scene considering I have been out of it until recently. I have made a lady friend at a recent party and got a number, myspace, and email from her.

However I have invited her to my myspace and emailed her a link to pics. from the party we attended but have gotten no response from her.

What should I do?? Do I call/txt ina day or so or just wait it out and if nothing happens so be it?

Thanks again for any help if this matter.

[Still-ill]

First two things to pop up when "A Real Gentleman" is searched.

[Jef-free]

Gentleman I would like to pose a question if I may:

I am not too familiar with the dating scene considering I have been out of it until recently. I have made a lady friend at a recent party and got a number, myspace, and email from her.

However I have invited her to my myspace and emailed her a link to pics. from the party we attended but have gotten no response from her.

What should I do?? Do I call/txt ina day or so or just wait it out and if nothing happens so be it?

Thanks again for any help if this matter.

My dear gentlemanly chap,
If there's no response to the email or MySpace after no less than 4 full days, give her one phone call, but only if you're completely sure there was a least one tiny part of her not completely disgusted with you. If you get her voicemail, leave a message, and then forget she exists. If she answers, go to Bangor.
Good day, sir.

[Jef-free]

As a last resort, send her this:

[CalmerThanYou]

God damn it, finally a place i can sit down, unbutton my pants, lay my cock on my leg and sip some cognac while being regal as fuck.

[boarderwoozel3]

I get excited just looking at it.

[CalmerThanYou]

that isnt regal, thats just a thinly veiled attempt at being a gentleman.

gentleman dont show off by buying overrated bottles of champagne, rappers do.

[ivankay]

By the way chaps, cheers to Young Blood (or should that be Young Blue Blood) for establishing this fine celebration of being a gentleman.