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    Default The Funky Worm.

    It's gonna come alive tomorrow, and your computer is gonna "spin like a top". Look out mofo's.

    Know what this scam is about? NO?!?! You need to go buy McAffee and you'll be safe. Y2NUEVE.


    http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/03/31/a...omputer.virus/
    http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-virusap...0,427570.story
    http://www.kapptv.com/news/?sect_ran...story_id=13790
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    Default Re: The Funky Worm.

    I lit my computer on fire and threw it out the window after watching the story about this on 60 minutes, so no worries.

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    I'm wearing strong pillows tied to my body, an umpire's mask, and I have a staple gun pointed at my screen. I'll kill the son-of-a-bitch.
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    Default Re: The Funky Worm.

    I'm taking Heartguard. I'm cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: The Funky Worm.

    I am getting prepared to take over millions of computers . . . I mean oh noezzz the worldzz iz over . . . yeah.

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    if the computerz all crashes 2morrow i will cease to exist
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    Only Tron can save us now...
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    BUTTWYRMZ???
    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.

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    Default Re: The Funky Worm.

    I'm not clicking that video, but apparently for a tapeworm you are supposed to use a clean razor to cut a small slit in your skin just above where it starts, get ahold of the end of it, and slowly roll it around a pencil so that it comes out in its entirety without splitting off into a separate thing to cause you trouble down the line. Sounds fun, yeah?

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    k, now i just have to get a pencil and a razor up my ass
    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.

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    Default Re: The Funky Worm.

    I hope it's these guys!

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    Default Re: The Funky Worm.

    over lunch, fox told me they were gonna have some info on this tomorrow morning. . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I'm not clicking that video, but apparently for a tapeworm you are supposed to use a clean razor to cut a small slit in your skin just above where it starts, get ahold of the end of it, and slowly roll it around a pencil so that it comes out in its entirety without splitting off into a separate thing to cause you trouble down the line. Sounds fun, yeah?
    You know what would be even more fun? If we both got tapeworms and had a race to see who can take them out the fastest without splitting them in two.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    A sick part of me thinks that the feeling of slowly extracting a tapeworm from the front of your shin would feel like scratching an itch you can't normally reach.

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    I knew a girl that used to swallow noodles/spaghetti only part ways, and then would pull them out of her throat with her hand. I was never able to do it.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Do you have her forwarding address?
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    I just tried to find that footage on YouTube of the laughing baby with the noodle coming out of his nose and instead watched someone sucking shockingly viscous snot out of a baby with one of those baby-style turkey basters for suctioning babies. I feel so violated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    Do you have her forwarding address?
    I don't know what her forwarding address is, but here is her calling card:

    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Hello? Is anybody alive out there? Am I the only one with the internet? Did the worms get you guys?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Default Re: The Funky Worm.

    no, it's just fuckin early.

    also, the conficker in a conFLOP. I know nobody that's been affected

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    Default Re: The Funky Worm.

    izzz it safe to come out? any wormzzz on thezzze webzzz?

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    We were saved!
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Default Re: The Funky Worm.

    Dude...I thought you were about to give the Ohio Players some cred!!!

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    Default Re: The Funky Worm.

    I had the song in mind while making the thread title.

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    It's them. The worms are here. They're conspiring against me to make me late for work by making it too cold to get out of bed.

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    I heard that Obama zapped himself into the internet and fought the worms with his bare hands.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
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    Default Re: The Funky Worm.

    I was gonna post an article on that.

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    Default Re: The Funky Worm.

    Actually, a few days ago it was all over the news that the Conflicker worm was not going to attack anyone on April 1, but it's updating itself, in the way that it contacts servers, etc. It's not clear what purpose it has, but it's making itself stronger.

    I am not sure why there are millions of computers infected. If your system is up to date, you have updated AV software, and don't allow autorun, there does not seem to be any problem.

    Anyway, it's now detectable over the network, there is a way to check which systems are infected.

    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/sec.../MS08-067.mspx
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03...ure_discovery/
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/01/15/conficker_worm/




    Ok, you can get back to talking about tapeworms...

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