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    Who else is performing besides Molotov?

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    Dave Navarro...he's mexican at least partially!!!

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    Dave Navarro's going to be there?

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    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Danny Trejo is fucking awesome.
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    I sincerely hope he makes that into an actual movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    Danny Trejo is fucking awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    I sincerely hope he makes that into an actual movie.
    I thought they were? Oh man, it would be the best movie ever.

    "They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!"
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    He was my buddy's little league coach back in the day. True story.
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    Can I just slap a sombrero on the lead singer of the Ting Tings?

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    Danny Trejo is a very nice guy in person, I met him several times when I worked in Vegas.


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    Thats awesome! I'd love to meet the guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmoneyak View Post
    Danny Trejo is a very nice guy in person, I met him several times when I worked in Vegas.
    Yeah, I hear he's nice as well.

    Do you know what he went to prison for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    Danny Trejo is fucking awesome.
    QFT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    Danny Trejo is fucking awesome.



    im a Mex-i-can!!!

    and dont judge me,,,i had to wear those clothes
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    I'll be performing to the left of the Sahara around 7 pm. Only half Mexican though, so you my just get an elbow.

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    you stay in the OC so you may not be beaner enough to qualify

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    the only beaners in the OC live in Santa Ana!
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    Shit, haven't you heard? We're taking over.

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    All the facts about Chuck Norris are actually true when applied to Danny Trejo.
    Oh, yeahhhh!
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    if they fought,...Trejo would rip Chuck Norris into pieces..
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    <----- Mexican

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    Check out what Im bout to do here.


    Ahem




    SEXican.



    Thank you thank you thank you.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    I could Mexi-Can a Sexy-can
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    <-mexican/ really
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    I was born in El Paso, does that count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElBlueblazer View Post


    im a Mex-i-can!!!

    and dont judge me,,,i had to wear those clothes
    Man thats awesome.

    Cant believe dude is SIXTY FUCKING FIVE
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    <----Latino(Mexican,Spanish,Italian) w/urban-american cultural assimilation

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