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    Dear my fellow coachellians, I bring some extremely vital and life changing news to all.
    Throbbing Gristle is trying to kill us.

    You see, what they want, is for us to see them on the lineup, notice thier incredibly odd name, which compelles us to look them up, and become intrigued by how fucking wierd they are, so that we can all go cheak out thier set.
    So those who fall for this trick end up seeing thier set and become hypnotised into likeing them and spreading the word to fellow friends who will also fall for it.....
    so basicly they are a cult who plans to hypnotise the world into likeing them, one live show at a time....
    i have them all figured out...
    DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN
    WHATEVER YOU DO DONT GO TO THIER SET! YOU WILL BE DONE FOR!!!


    example a: throbbing gristle lyrics
    SLUG BAIT:
    Slug bait
    Can't wait
    Slug slug bait
    Can't can't wait

    I crawl up the grass to your window
    And then open up your room very slow.

    Slug bait
    Can't wait

    I walk into your bedroom
    Then I look at you with your seven months pregnant womb

    Slug bait
    Can't can't wait

    I get your husband to your front bedroom
    I cut his balls of with my knife KNIFE
    I make him eat them right there
    In front of his pregnant wife WIFE
    He's into his balls off
    I look at him very slow

    Slug slug bait
    Can't can't wait

    As he bleeds to death on the floor
    I want you to say don't do any more

    Slug slug bait
    Can't cannot cannot wait

    I look at your big heavy stomach
    It's already moving a little bit with your baby
    I use the carving knife from your kitchen
    I start to perform the operation
    You say "No, no don't do that!"
    I say, "I don't give a ... cat's whiskers."

    Slug bait
    Can't wiat [Note: yes this is actually what he says!]

    I pull out your baby
    I chew his hand off with my teeth
    I lick him clean
    It's obscene
    As you bleed to death I kill it
    I'm just a wicked boy

    Slug slug bait bait
    Can't can't wait wait
    Slug slug bait
    Can't Can't wait
    Slug bait

    example b: fucking wierd live show


    example b: innocent people who have been decieved
    http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...obbing+gristle

    Make the right decision.
    But most importantly, be safe.

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    Judgy McMarco TeamCoachellaHellYeah's Avatar
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    wat.
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    And I'm just gonna tell you all this right now, and you don't have to listen to me if you don't want to, but Daft Punk isn't playing next year, so just shut up about it now and save yourself from wasting anymore time on the thought of it.
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    you're

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    Delete.
    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
    last.fm

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    I think this is the first lurker post that actually made me laugh. And it wasn't even at the terrible grammar.

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    oh no!....it seems as if you have all been brainwashed aleady!!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!:O

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    Quote Originally Posted by xxbr00talxx View Post

    example b: fucking wierd live show
    I actually wanted to check them out prior to watching that video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.

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    This is actually pretty funny. haha

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    I can't wait for this:


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    Their more recent shows are not all that weird.

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    fuckin yawn.
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