Dear my fellow coachellians, I bring some extremely vital and life changing news to all.
Throbbing Gristle is trying to kill us.

You see, what they want, is for us to see them on the lineup, notice thier incredibly odd name, which compelles us to look them up, and become intrigued by how fucking wierd they are, so that we can all go cheak out thier set.
So those who fall for this trick end up seeing thier set and become hypnotised into likeing them and spreading the word to fellow friends who will also fall for it.....
so basicly they are a cult who plans to hypnotise the world into likeing them, one live show at a time....
i have them all figured out...
DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN
WHATEVER YOU DO DONT GO TO THIER SET! YOU WILL BE DONE FOR!!!


example a: throbbing gristle lyrics
SLUG BAIT:
Slug bait
Can't wait
Slug slug bait
Can't can't wait

I crawl up the grass to your window
And then open up your room very slow.

Slug bait
Can't wait

I walk into your bedroom
Then I look at you with your seven months pregnant womb

Slug bait
Can't can't wait

I get your husband to your front bedroom
I cut his balls of with my knife KNIFE
I make him eat them right there
In front of his pregnant wife WIFE
He's into his balls off
I look at him very slow

Slug slug bait
Can't can't wait

As he bleeds to death on the floor
I want you to say don't do any more

Slug slug bait
Can't cannot cannot wait

I look at your big heavy stomach
It's already moving a little bit with your baby
I use the carving knife from your kitchen
I start to perform the operation
You say "No, no don't do that!"
I say, "I don't give a ... cat's whiskers."

Slug bait
Can't wiat [Note: yes this is actually what he says!]

I pull out your baby
I chew his hand off with my teeth
I lick him clean
It's obscene
As you bleed to death I kill it
I'm just a wicked boy

Slug slug bait bait
Can't can't wait wait
Slug slug bait
Can't Can't wait
Slug bait

example b: fucking wierd live show


example b: innocent people who have been decieved
http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...obbing+gristle

Make the right decision.
But most importantly, be safe.