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    Alright I know there are a lot of TV show threads but Curb Your Enthusiasm deserves one. Larry David is a comedic genius. I can't wait for the new season (hope it comes soon). I was watching last season's episodes and this has got to be one of my favorite moments from the show:

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    "Are you ****ing crazy?"

    "SHUT THE **** UP! OK? SHUT THE **** UP!"
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    jesus christ, i leave the board for an hour to find the disneyland thread and there's all these fry threads. wtf?!

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    Tom, okay, you may now really pronounce this board dead. I see your point.
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    My favorite one is the one where he buys weed for his dad's glaucoma and then picks up a hooker so he can drive to the Dodger game in the carpool lane.
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    i love this show. LOVE. i cannot WAIT for it to come back.

    i'm not sure what my favourite is. my most recent favourite memory is from the finale of last season when the manager's mean wife (what the hell is her name) comes to the door talking shit to larry, and vivica fox comes in and gives her shit with larry standing behind her. i didn't describe that in a funny way at all, but that's my favourite right now, lol.
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    One of the best shows ever.
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    Easily in the top 3 funniest shows I've ever seen.

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    Personally I think this show is pa-ritty good!

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    Jesus Christ people, calm the fuck down. It's a good show. It's absolutely nowhere near the top 3 or 5 or probably 10 funniest shows ever. What is it with you gentiles that makes you love nebbishy Jews bickering so much? Didn't Seinfeld have enough exasperated yelling and elaborate coincidences resulting in embarassment?

    And for the record--the large vagina conversation was the be all, end all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    And for the record--the large vagina conversation was the be all, end all.
    Yes.

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    jesus christ, i leave the board for an hour to find the disneyland thread and there's all these fry threads. wtf?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Jesus Christ people, calm the fuck down. It's a good show. It's absolutely nowhere near the top 3 or 5 or probably 10 funniest shows ever. What is it with you gentiles that makes you love nebbishy Jews bickering so much? Didn't Seinfeld have enough exasperated yelling and elaborate coincidences resulting in embarassment?

    And for the record--the large vagina conversation was the be all, end all.
    That exasperated yelling/elaborate coincidences resulting in embarassment never get old to me.

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    what was with larry not knowing how to go about wrapping a gift?

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    Get in that ass Larry!


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    10/03 The Preatures - Holy Mountain
    10/11 J Roddy Walston - Stubb's
    11/7,8,9 Fun Fun Fun - Auditorium Shores
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    "I slunk out."

    Leon was a good character.
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    jesus christ, i leave the board for an hour to find the disneyland thread and there's all these fry threads. wtf?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iv3rdawG View Post
    Leon was a good character.
    I want a spin-off just for Leon's character.

    10/02 Beck - Stubb's
    10/03 The Preatures - Holy Mountain
    10/11 J Roddy Walston - Stubb's
    11/7,8,9 Fun Fun Fun - Auditorium Shores
    11/17 Blonde Redhead - The Mohawk
    11/23 Caribou, Jessy Lanza - The Mohawk
    11/26 FKA Twigs - The Parish

    07, 08, 09, 10, 12.1, 13.1, 14.1

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    Wandering Bear.
    Whiskey Sour

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    Haha

    "Black man doing his thing baby. Barack Obama motherfucker. Barack Obama. I'm the president of hitting that ass."
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    jesus christ, i leave the board for an hour to find the disneyland thread and there's all these fry threads. wtf?!

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    Obituary...aunt=cunt
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    "Devoted sister, beloved cunt."
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    jesus christ, i leave the board for an hour to find the disneyland thread and there's all these fry threads. wtf?!

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    The Larry David sandwich
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    I was trying to be affable!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    Obituary...aunt=cunt
    this one

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    your last name is Black??

    thats like my last name being Jew
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    My favorite one is the one where he buys weed for his dad's glaucoma and then picks up a hooker so he can drive to the Dodger game in the carpool lane.
    I love that this episode kept somebody out of jail.

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    I'm a huge fan of the original 1 hour mockumentary episode. Such great stuff.

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    Bring a sheet with a hole in it
    Whiskey Sour

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    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    Bring a sheet with a hole in it
    ha ha ha ha, yes!

    i also like this show because there's a lot of improv.
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    Milk and coffee! Who would've thunk it!

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    there all good, him being rejected by heaven, its genius. I like the episodes with the blacks alot

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    Awesome!

    Seinfeld Cast to Appear on Curb Your Enthusiasm
    Source: Entertainment Weekly
    March 5, 2009

    Entertainment Weekly reports that the "Seinfeld" cast--Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander, and Michael Richards--will be featured in a multiple-episode story arc on HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" this fall.

    The cameos will mark the first time that all four actors have appeared together in a scripted TV show since "Seinfeld" went off the air nearly 11 years ago. No date has been set for this event, or for the show's seventh season, which will run for 10 weeks.

    "Curb Your Enthusiasm" was created by and stars Larry David, the co-creator of "Seinfeld." Seinfeld, Louis-Dreyfus, and Alexander have made individual appearances on the series over the years.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    jesus christ, i leave the board for an hour to find the disneyland thread and there's all these fry threads. wtf?!

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    I wonder how they're going to get around that whole ****** thing.

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