MICKEY AVALON

[agentapplejuice]

yeah but lets be fair that Micky Avalon should be taken about as seriously as the Insane Clown Posse, Kottonmouth Kings and Hollywood Undead, it's a fuckin joke.

Pretty much sums it up...

[reptar cereal]

you guys need to harden the fuck up .
he's must be doing good for himself to tour Australia/ N.Z for the last 2 yrs . .
the chicks love him , I Dont know how ! lol
better then working 9-5 in a office.

at least his doing do shit and trying . . .

You don't get it buddy, the reason he is touring over there is because he already tried to blow up in the states like 2 or 3 years ago and never took off. He's a joke act, a caricature, he will never be taken seriously here when quality hip-hop is put out all the time from cities all over the US.

I'm not surprised that he sells shows out over there since there has never been a decent rap act to ever come out of Australia. Hip hop is a joke over there, so it's no wonder Mickey Avalon fits in so well.

[lickety_spit]

i don't think with lyrics like "my dick goes to yoga, yo' dick... fruit roll-up," they're taking this game too seriously.

my dick is fun.

[Drewski27]

he looks like carrot tops little brother.

[danteb]

mickey avalon sucks

[lickety_spit]

he looks like carrot tops little brother.

he looks like carrot top's little sister, you mean.

[Drewski27]

yeah, either way. maybe if carrot top had sex with himself and mickey avalon was the inbred version of himself or something.
either way . . . .

[carasmellsok]

jesus is australia really that bad? I mean, wow.

I live in Au and I had to google Mickey Avalon...

So, no... At least I hope not.

Melbourne is great. Come visit me!!

[weeklymix]

what's the go GOLDENVOICE ?

the "go" is no. awful.

[Drewski27]

I live in Au and I had to google Mickey Avalon...

So, no... At least I hope not.

Melbourne is great. Come visit me!!

ill come visit you.

[Drewski27]

micky avalon is still terrible.

[AlecEiffel]

micky avalon is still terrible.

yeah. I blame Simon Rex, if it weren't for him none of us would ever have had to hear that god damn "Jane Fonda" song.

[Drewski27]

*shudder*

[the long grift]

He is a fun act... The songs are good... AND to speak to him, he does not take the shit that seriously, at all... He is as surprised, as anyone that he does well anywhere...

He is good... I can pick like at least 20 acts on the lineup who I would gladly replace with Mickey Avalon.

[Drewski27]

i could think of a hundred other board members that i would gladly replace you with.

[the long grift]

only 100? I am sure there are more than that...

[Drewski27]

okay. anybody on the board then. are you happy now?

[anonimouse]

i think every year needs an act like micky/peaches/any other carwreck

makes things interesting

[westcoastpirate]

Mickey Avalon is born gay, go do another boost mobile commercial

[Drewski27]

no. dont ever let him do another commercial for anything again. hes a terrible eye sore. i really dont want to remember his existance. kthnx.

[chaynes]

http://www.uggsclub.com
http://www.uggaustralia.com

spam twat!

[DJdharma]

Saw Avalon, Nasty, Beardo, Legacy do a new year show. It was FUN. We were having fun, they were having fun, and no one took it as anything more than pop entertainment. So Australia, please enjoy Avalon et al guilt free and with gusto, mates!

[boarderwoozel3]

Thank god he's not getting added, sheesh.

[ZackQ]

Saw Avalon, Nasty, Beardo, Legacy do a new year show. It was FUN. We were having fun, they were having fun, and no one took it as anything more than pop entertainment. So Australia, please enjoy Avalon et al guilt free and with gusto, mates!

Mickey Avalon is a blast, and a really interesting guy. But he's not right for Coachella.

[the long grift]

Mickey Avalon is a blast, and a really interesting guy. But he's not right for Coachella.

that is true... Coachella is the best festival, hands down, but the fans are so fucking serious.... if the press something is groundbreaking, then it is believed... if not, then it is off limits, and dismissed.

[Ardentbiscuit]

When all else fails read the Onion..

Drunk Man Dangerously Close To Figuring Out You're Fucking With Him

March 25, 2009 | Issue 45•13

CHICAGO—The heavily intoxicated man seated next to you is dangerously close to realizing you've been fucking with him this entire time, nearby sources reported. Although he appears to still believe you love his Judas Priest T-shirt, the whiskey-soaked bar patron has stopped swaying back and forth and could, at this very moment, be one drunken thought away from figuring out that Al Pacino is not actually your uncle. "Hey man, have another beer," you said, attempting to distract the shit-faced stranger from suddenly putting all the pieces together and beating you senseless. "I think that bartender likes you. Go talk to her. " While the man will likely forget all of your sarcastic questions about ATV racing by morning, duping this poor schlub is reportedly the most meaningful conversation you've had all week.

[ZackQ]

When all else fails read the Onion..

Hilarious man. I saw that this morning and laughed my ass off.

[Drewski27]

good ol onion.

[cacahead01]

ha ha ha ha very minimal . . . . thats why my fam belong to the Builderburg

So why are you interested in Coachella? ...and why are you interested in Mickey Avalon. I thought it was very funny when somebody called you a wigger.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

i think Mickey Avalon is tremendous fun. he would be very out of place at Coachella, but he is very entertaining