I'm not surprised that he sells shows out over there since there has never been a decent rap act to ever come out of Australia. Hip hop is a joke over there, so it's no wonder Mickey Avalon fits in so well.
i don't think with lyrics like "my dick goes to yoga, yo' dick... fruit roll-up," they're taking this game too seriously.
my dick is fun.
your ≠ you're
[boarderwoozel3] dying or tim & eric
[boarderwoozel3] I'll take dying
he looks like carrot tops little brother.
yeah, either way. maybe if carrot top had sex with himself and mickey avalon was the inbred version of himself or something.
either way . . . .
micky avalon is still terrible.
He is a fun act... The songs are good... AND to speak to him, he does not take the shit that seriously, at all... He is as surprised, as anyone that he does well anywhere...
He is good... I can pick like at least 20 acts on the lineup who I would gladly replace with Mickey Avalon.
i could think of a hundred other board members that i would gladly replace you with.
only 100? I am sure there are more than that...
okay. anybody on the board then. are you happy now?
i think every year needs an act like micky/peaches/any other carwreck
makes things interesting
Mickey Avalon is born gay, go do another boost mobile commercial
Fresh off his "JUICY AUSTRALIA TOUR"
no. dont ever let him do another commercial for anything again. hes a terrible eye sore. i really dont want to remember his existance. kthnx.
Saw Avalon, Nasty, Beardo, Legacy do a new year show. It was FUN. We were having fun, they were having fun, and no one took it as anything more than pop entertainment. So Australia, please enjoy Avalon et al guilt free and with gusto, mates!
Thank god he's not getting added, sheesh.
When all else fails read the Onion..
Drunk Man Dangerously Close To Figuring Out You're Fucking With Him
March 25, 2009 | Issue 45•13
CHICAGO—The heavily intoxicated man seated next to you is dangerously close to realizing you've been fucking with him this entire time, nearby sources reported. Although he appears to still believe you love his Judas Priest T-shirt, the whiskey-soaked bar patron has stopped swaying back and forth and could, at this very moment, be one drunken thought away from figuring out that Al Pacino is not actually your uncle. "Hey man, have another beer," you said, attempting to distract the shit-faced stranger from suddenly putting all the pieces together and beating you senseless. "I think that bartender likes you. Go talk to her. " While the man will likely forget all of your sarcastic questions about ATV racing by morning, duping this poor schlub is reportedly the most meaningful conversation you've had all week.
good ol onion.
i think Mickey Avalon is tremendous fun. he would be very out of place at Coachella, but he is very entertaining