MICKEY AVALON

**Monklish** · 03-10-2009, 02:03 PM

Wait, Mickey Avalon did gay porn? Never heard the porn part, just that he'd been a rent boy. Huh. That's interesting.

**Monklish** · 03-10-2009, 02:03 PM

Somebody needs to start the gay porn backstory thread.

**beavington** · 03-10-2009, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by Monklish

Wait, Mickey Avalon did gay porn? Never heard the porn part, just that he'd been a rent boy. Huh. That's interesting.

no not mickey avalon...well i dont know or caer about him...

Simon Rex...Dirt Nasty did the gay porn. Nice dick if i may add..
http://www.hotmencentral.com/simon_rex/
It was only solo j/o though.

**Shooters08** · 03-10-2009, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome

It is my understanding that a dingo took JFK's baby.

hahahahaha. Hey man, that really happened.

**Monklish** · 03-10-2009, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by beavington

no not mickey avalon...well i dont know or caer about him...

Simon Rex...Dirt Nasty did the gay porn. Nice dick if i may add..
http://www.hotmencentral.com/simon_rex/
It was only solo j/o though.

Okay, so then once again I find the analogy an intriguing first instinct.

**ELPOLLOLOCO** · 03-10-2009, 02:41 PM

MTV's Simon Rex...aka MC Dirt Nasty...aka Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend...aka I was on CW's "Felicity", "Baywatch", and starred in "Scary Movie 3 and 4"...

Its actually a pretty interesting story...Not too many people can say they worked for Disney then started rapping about doing cocaine...Homeboy really crossed over to the darkside...and in the meantime he did some masturbation porn...

Got to chill with him during Portishead's set last year...Dude is just an act, collecting paychecks...and boning Paris Hilton in the meantime...

**Monklish** · 03-10-2009, 02:44 PM

Right... so how is that analogous to Mickey Avalon again? That's the part no one's successfully explained.

**beavington** · 03-10-2009, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by Monklish

Right... so how is that analogous to Mickey Avalon again? That's the part no one's successfully explained.

if i understand your english properly then he is in the same vein and same circles as Mickey Avalon.

**Monklish** · 03-10-2009, 02:46 PM

Oh we're comparing their music?

**ELPOLLOLOCO** · 03-10-2009, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by Monklish

Oh we're comparing their music?

Anywhere that Mickey Avalon performs, Dirt Nasty will be there...on stage...with him...together...does that make sense?

**Distorted_Jungle** · 03-10-2009, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Monklish

Right... so how is that analogous to Mickey Avalon again? That's the part no one's successfully explained.

read the post you are referring to, i said Dirt Nasty did gay porn i never said Mickey Avalon did and they are on the same label and are always performing together so they are equally as shitty.

**Timothee dufour** · 03-10-2009, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by Distorted_Jungle

haha you are trying to talk about shit you know nothing about just stop, not saying i disagree with everything you said just saying your knowledge of the situation at hand is probably very minimal. and for the record Mickey Avalon is a fuckin douchebag that can't rap and Dirt Nasty is an idiot who couldn't succeed at regular acting so he tried doing gay porn couldn't succeed at that and now is trying something just as gay.

ha ha ha ha very minimal . . . . thats why my fam belong to the Builderburg

**Mr.Nipples** · 03-11-2009, 05:21 AM

shut the fuck up now!

**the long grift** · 03-11-2009, 07:12 AM

I think he would be a solid addition... He is not as tight as Andre and Beardo, who is awesome, but he is alright, for rap, I guess.

**lurker_with_a_bush** · 03-11-2009, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by Timothee dufour

Been Told that the Guys At Coachella Don't Like Mickey Avalon , Dirt Nasty , Beardo , Andre Legacy . . .

They just sold out there 4 shows in Australia , 1300 to 2000 people at the gigs. There are bands playing at Coachella this Yr that would not even get 200 people to there gig . . .

what's the go GOLDENVOICE ?

Peace

Dirt and Avalon were in attendance last year.
Keep your eyes on the golf carts my friends.. Rex can't keep his shirt on to save a life.

**MantisMel** · 03-11-2009, 09:56 AM

Mickey Avalon is a fucking sad joke that unfortunately got way out of hand. Comparable to Paris Hilton's singing career, Mariah Carries acting career, and Amy Winehouse playing this years Coachella. Just plain fucking sad!

**ZackQ** · 03-11-2009, 10:51 AM

Mickey Avalon is funny and his shows are a good time. If you lighten up and go with it, it can be a blast. Not sure he would fit in well at Coachella though.

**beavington** · 03-11-2009, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by Timothee dufour

ha ha ha ha very minimal . . . . thats why my fam belong to the Builderburg

yeah from what you wrote, it does show you know very minimal about the situation.

**chaynes** · 03-11-2009, 12:32 PM

Well he was at coachella 2 years ago on stage with the mondays!

i had no idea who he was, hated it, then i looked it up and have liked it ever since!

not my speed at all, but funny, filthy, freaky and fuck ya i would watch!

**ZackQ** · 03-11-2009, 01:17 PM

funny, filthy, freaky is a great way to describe it. it's not high art and it's not trying to be.

**Timothee dufour** · 03-11-2009, 03:24 PM

you guys need to harden the fuck up .
he's must be doing good for himself to tour Australia/ N.Z for the last 2 yrs . .
the chicks love him , I Dont know how ! lol
better then working 9-5 in a office.

at least his doing do shit and trying . . .

**MantisMel** · 03-11-2009, 03:29 PM

Not convinced. Saw him too w/ the Mondays and hated it. I LOVE the Happy Mondays but their show was abysmal. Shaun Ryder reading his own lyrics off a monitor like it was karaoke and so was Avalon. Lame...

**whynotsmile99** · 03-11-2009, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by MantisMel

Not convinced. Saw him too w/ the Mondays and hated it. I LOVE the Happy Mondays but their show was abysmal. Shaun Ryder reading his own lyrics off a monitor like it was karaoke and so was Avalon. Lame...

as long as I live, I will never forget the incredible train wreck of happy mondays at coachella, right before Rage.

Words fail to do it justice

**hobomilitia** · 03-11-2009, 05:52 PM

i saw mickey avalon open for mos def at my school...they wouldn't let him play my dick, so it came on as house music just after he finished his set. the whole thing was pretty abysmal.

**chingonlou** · 03-11-2009, 06:06 PM

nobody wants to do the Jane Fonda? LOL

**sportsbunny** · 03-11-2009, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by whynotsmile99

as long as I live, I will never forget the incredible train wreck of happy mondays at coachella, right before Rage.

Words fail to do it justice

Yes that was soooooo sad! I was really looking forward to seeing them and it was such a sad disappointment I almost couldn't believe it.

**gmoneyak** · 03-11-2009, 09:19 PM

Mickey Avalon and all his degenerate junkie underlings are a fucking joke.

**Xenocide** · 03-12-2009, 05:56 PM

i like his song "my dick" from Harold & Kumar 2... funny shit...

**tencate** · 03-12-2009, 06:18 PM

you have no idea how happy i would be if they added mickey avalon

**Drewski27** · 03-12-2009, 08:00 PM

mickey avalon is the worst name i have seen come up this year so far. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIM. hes horrible.

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