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    Default Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    please insert your chuck norris facts here:

    Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.
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    Default Re: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Did the island move again? Are we back in the 90's?
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    Default Re: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing ABC, claiming "Hope & Faith" are the trademarked names for his left and right breasts.
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    Default Re: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Delete.
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    Default Re: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may only be seconds away from death.


    Alright, I'm done.

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    Default Re: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    sorry. i couldnt help but create something annoying.
    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    ICYMI: Today the two board members with the most questionable approach to music held mirrors up to each other; no one learned a thing and nothing will change.

    September 24 - Modest Mouse - Vina Robles Amp.
    October 3/4 - Desert Stars - Pioneertown
    October 17 - Massive Attack - SB Bowl
    November 8 - Slowdive - Theater at Ace
    November 9 - Slowdive - Theater at Ace
    April 10/11/12 - Coachella wknd 1 - Indio

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    Default Re: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.

    Chuck Norris almost turned down the offer to make a cameo in the movie "Dodgeball" on the grounds that he doesn't like to dodge balls—he prefers to have them resting on his chin.

    Chuck Norris has been confused with Santa Clause, because whenever he enters a little boy's room he leaves with an empty sack.

    Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.

    A shepherd once accidentally spilled his coffee on Chuck Norris' lap and refused to apologize. Chuck Norris went to the man's field and fucked every one of his sheep. Chuck Norris wasn't trying to get back at him; he just loves to fuck sheep.

    One time, while watching gay porn, Chuck Norris swallowed his remote control because he thought it would feel good on the way out.

    Chuck Norris looked in the mirror. When he saw how gay he looked, he roundhouse kicked himself in the face.

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    Default Re: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    Default Re: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries

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    Default Re: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris is a fucking nerd...I could easily kick his bony old ass.
    Go Atoms!

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    Default Re: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris is a Republican.

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    Default Re: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    chuck norris is a party all himself. but no one is allowed to join.
    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    ICYMI: Today the two board members with the most questionable approach to music held mirrors up to each other; no one learned a thing and nothing will change.

    September 24 - Modest Mouse - Vina Robles Amp.
    October 3/4 - Desert Stars - Pioneertown
    October 17 - Massive Attack - SB Bowl
    November 8 - Slowdive - Theater at Ace
    November 9 - Slowdive - Theater at Ace
    April 10/11/12 - Coachella wknd 1 - Indio

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