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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    come on, Tommy, relax.

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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    isn't this the second 911 call story involving fast food service/nugget availability within a week or so? This is what we should be fighting about, our right to be properly served when buying shitty food
    '99-'11...

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    come on, Tommy, relax.

    This is my favorite way to relax...









    (For the uninitiated, it's a butterfly fuck swing. Yeah.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    Pot's grumpy ass is fucking hilarious.
    I'm not the slightest bit grumpy. I have confidence that, over time, you people can be taught that if you don't have something interesting or amusing to say you ought to keep your petty bullshit to yourselves. If I can get this simple lesson across, I can distribute good will all over the Western world. Some of you, I must admit, are simply too fucking stupid to ever have any sort of valuable contribution to a conversation. That's OK, it just provides fodder for the rest of us. Nobody is going on ignore. Ignore is the disease.

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    I used to work in the clandestine-insertion-of-chicken-heads-into-mass-produced-fast-food-meals industry for several years. If you'd like, Pot, I have several thousand anecdotes for you detailing the procedural dilemmas presented.
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    I have confidence that, over time, you people can be taught that if you don't have something interesting or amusing to say you ought to keep your petty bullshit to yourselves. If I can get this simple lesson across, I can distribute good will all over the Western world. Ignore is the disease.
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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    oh snap again

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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    Corky has done more good for the world than I ever could, but it won't stop me from trying.

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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    no he di'int

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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    This is what happens to people who live in San Jose.

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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    Quote Originally Posted by zajaa View Post
    snap, snap.
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    that it?
    Quote Originally Posted by zajaa View Post
    oh snap again
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    no he di'int
    seriously?

    die.
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    white power?!

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    come on you knew that was coming

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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    seriously?

    die.
    silly mormons!

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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    Quote Originally Posted by zajaa View Post


    come on you knew that was coming
    ^lulZ


    -srsly,what the fuck is wrong w/Floridians-theyre fucked off.

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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    it's the south brah

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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    er, the 'souwf'

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    If anyone has made me feel stupid about this thread its Tommy.

    Pot Vs. Kettle comes in a close but un-designated second.
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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    this might be close to the stupidest thread i have ever participated in. but then again i prefer to discuss trivial, inconsequential things over serious or valuable contributions. good try tho pot, keep up the conquest

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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    Nobody is surprised that you'd prefer threads to be a bunch of morons spouting random bullshit about their personal lives than a series of funny or interesting comments.

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    Its a beer pong cold sore.

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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    Funny, this thread makes me question where people learn to hate. Work, family, relationship......
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
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    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Nobody is surprised that you'd prefer threads to be a bunch of morons spouting random bullshit about their personal lives than a series of funny or interesting comments.
    oh sNAP!! nuh-uh!

    somebody needs to get laaaaaaaaid

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    Quote Originally Posted by zajaa View Post
    oh sNAP!! nuh-uh!

    somebody needs to get laaaaaaaaid
    How do you ever possibly get laid when you have no discernible personality whatsoever? I don't buy it.

    Pot, on the other hand, I give it up to as frequently as possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    How do you ever possibly get laid when you have no discernible personality whatsoever? I don't buy it.

    Pot, on the other hand, I give it up to as frequently as possible.
    this is the internet, not real life. do you really expect to get to know someone's personality based on a few comments on a message board? cool social life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zajaa View Post
    this is the internet, not real life. do you really expect to get to know someone's personality based on a few comments on a message board? cool social life!
    You make it so easy to hate.

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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
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    that an invite.

    Quote Originally Posted by zajaa View Post
    this is the internet, not real life. do you really expect to get to know someone's personality based on a few comments on a message board? cool social life!
    hey, some of us are friends in real life. thats real!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zajaa View Post
    this is the internet, not real life. do you really expect to get to know someone's personality based on a few comments on a message board? cool social life!
    Yes, actually.

    What you project is what you project. The medium it takes is largely irrelevant. Unless you're somehow a brilliant impostor of the barely literate, socially inept and utterly uninteresting. Are you? Is this all a clever ruse to conceal your charm and wit?
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Your hat is ass.
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    Default Re: Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

    Pot, I'm a bit disappointed that you would think a thread about a 911 call regarding McDonalds would provide any funny or interesting comments.

    You're a masochist aren't you. You actually use your swing for things other than holding your bills and mass mailings. Good for you.

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    See, the thing is that actually interesting people would never hide it because they're on a message board. In fact, they wouldn't be able to hide it, because it's not a choice. It's something either you are or you aren't.

    You aren't. So either accept the fact that you're just a straight man in this world, fodder for those of us who make you interesting by turning you into material, or work harder at not sucking shit.
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