Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage

[marooko]

come on, Tommy, relax.

[humanoid]

isn't this the second 911 call story involving fast food service/nugget availability within a week or so? This is what we should be fighting about, our right to be properly served when buying shitty food

[TommyboyUNM]

come on, Tommy, relax.

This is my favorite way to relax...









(For the uninitiated, it's a butterfly fuck swing. Yeah.)

[PotVsKtl]

Pot's grumpy ass is fucking hilarious.

I'm not the slightest bit grumpy. I have confidence that, over time, you people can be taught that if you don't have something interesting or amusing to say you ought to keep your petty bullshit to yourselves. If I can get this simple lesson across, I can distribute good will all over the Western world. Some of you, I must admit, are simply too fucking stupid to ever have any sort of valuable contribution to a conversation. That's OK, it just provides fodder for the rest of us. Nobody is going on ignore. Ignore is the disease.

[Monklish]

I used to work in the clandestine-insertion-of-chicken-heads-into-mass-produced-fast-food-meals industry for several years. If you'd like, Pot, I have several thousand anecdotes for you detailing the procedural dilemmas presented.

[PC-2 Violence]

I have confidence that, over time, you people can be taught that if you don't have something interesting or amusing to say you ought to keep your petty bullshit to yourselves. If I can get this simple lesson across, I can distribute good will all over the Western world. Ignore is the disease.

[zajaa]

oh snap again

[PotVsKtl]

Corky has done more good for the world than I ever could, but it won't stop me from trying.

[zajaa]

no he di'int

[PotVsKtl]

This is what happens to people who live in San Jose.

[kreutz2112]

snap, snap.

that it?

oh snap again

no he di'int

seriously?

die.

[zajaa]

come on you knew that was coming

[zajaa]

seriously?

die.

silly mormons!

[obzen]

come on you knew that was coming

^lulZ


-srsly,what the fuck is wrong w/Floridians-theyre fucked off.

[zajaa]

it's the south brah

[zajaa]

er, the 'souwf'

[PC-2 Violence]

If anyone has made me feel stupid about this thread its Tommy.

Pot Vs. Kettle comes in a close but un-designated second.

[zajaa]

this might be close to the stupidest thread i have ever participated in. but then again i prefer to discuss trivial, inconsequential things over serious or valuable contributions. good try tho pot, keep up the conquest

[PotVsKtl]

Nobody is surprised that you'd prefer threads to be a bunch of morons spouting random bullshit about their personal lives than a series of funny or interesting comments.

[Young blood]

Its a beer pong cold sore.

[fatbastard]

Funny, this thread makes me question where people learn to hate. Work, family, relationship......

[zajaa]

Nobody is surprised that you'd prefer threads to be a bunch of morons spouting random bullshit about their personal lives than a series of funny or interesting comments.

oh sNAP!! nuh-uh!

somebody needs to get laaaaaaaaid

[Monklish]

oh sNAP!! nuh-uh!

somebody needs to get laaaaaaaaid

How do you ever possibly get laid when you have no discernible personality whatsoever? I don't buy it.

Pot, on the other hand, I give it up to as frequently as possible.

[zajaa]

How do you ever possibly get laid when you have no discernible personality whatsoever? I don't buy it.

Pot, on the other hand, I give it up to as frequently as possible.

this is the internet, not real life. do you really expect to get to know someone's personality based on a few comments on a message board? cool social life!

[Young blood]

this is the internet, not real life. do you really expect to get to know someone's personality based on a few comments on a message board? cool social life!

You make it so easy to hate.

[marooko]

This is my favorite way to relax...









(For the uninitiated, it's a butterfly fuck swing. Yeah.)

that an invite.

this is the internet, not real life. do you really expect to get to know someone's personality based on a few comments on a message board? cool social life!

hey, some of us are friends in real life. thats real!!

[Monklish]

this is the internet, not real life. do you really expect to get to know someone's personality based on a few comments on a message board? cool social life!

Yes, actually.

What you project is what you project. The medium it takes is largely irrelevant. Unless you're somehow a brilliant impostor of the barely literate, socially inept and utterly uninteresting. Are you? Is this all a clever ruse to conceal your charm and wit?

[paganman7]

Your hat is ass.

[algunz]

Pot, I'm a bit disappointed that you would think a thread about a 911 call regarding McDonalds would provide any funny or interesting comments.

You're a masochist aren't you. You actually use your swing for things other than holding your bills and mass mailings. Good for you.

[Monklish]

See, the thing is that actually interesting people would never hide it because they're on a message board. In fact, they wouldn't be able to hide it, because it's not a choice. It's something either you are or you aren't.

You aren't. So either accept the fact that you're just a straight man in this world, fodder for those of us who make you interesting by turning you into material, or work harder at not sucking shit.