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    Solo riding in the carpool lane while talking on the cellphone and not having my lights on while my windshield wiper was running.

    Feels good that my citation will keep someone in the Orange County Superior Court system working with the money I will be dropping. My personal bailout bill!
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    Don't ever use Paul's name again in a posting. YOU GOT THAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER? Paul was making his bones in the business back when you were just cum in your mother's ear.

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    you mean business dont you?

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    you mean business dont you?
    no.
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    Don't ever use Paul's name again in a posting. YOU GOT THAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER? Paul was making his bones in the business back when you were just cum in your mother's ear.

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    Is it illegal to have your windshield wiper running when it's not raining? I assume it's not raining, I mean

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    i was assuming it was.

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    i was assuming it was.
    that's great.

    Quote Originally Posted by barbaratheninja View Post
    Is it illegal to have your windshield wiper running when it's not raining? I assume it's not raining, I mean
    It's illegal not to have your headlamps on while during the day with weather that is inclined to impair your vision; add on top of that running your windshield wipers=citation.
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    Don't ever use Paul's name again in a posting. YOU GOT THAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER? Paul was making his bones in the business back when you were just cum in your mother's ear.

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    so how much are you in for?

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    so how much are you in for?
    I'm hoping for no more than $500. This will make or break my coachella this year.
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    Don't ever use Paul's name again in a posting. YOU GOT THAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER? Paul was making his bones in the business back when you were just cum in your mother's ear.

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    Just for you marooko; swear you want catch anything with her.
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    Don't ever use Paul's name again in a posting. YOU GOT THAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER? Paul was making his bones in the business back when you were just cum in your mother's ear.

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    Vogina - How the fuck were you that retarded?
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    get extensions on the tickets.

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    Or just show up to court and say you can't pay. They might drop them.

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    "Your Honor, although i have full respect for you, this court, and the justice system on the whole, i cannot pay this ticket due to me going to coachella this year. that is all."
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    and that's why you don't go into the carpool lane!

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    Recipe: How to turn a carpool violation into a $10 fine

    Ingredients: Tinted Windows, youthful stupidity, a little interweb research

    Directions: I once got caught in the carpool lane riding solo. I was on my way to work...

    Cop asked me if i wanted the $500 carpool ticket, or if i wanted a fix it window tint ticket.

    I opted for the latter.

    Being the poor college student i was, i procrastinated and didnt want to pay to have my tint removed, then put back on...so i waited....and i waited...then came court date eve.

    So i did what any logical kid would do: I figured there was NO WAY that they could keep track of ALL the fix it tickets that get signed off. So i went online, found a badge number for a fullerton PD (the court was in south OC), mixed up the numbers (but ensured i had enough), forged a random ass signature, put down "Fullerton PD," then went to court.

    As i stood in line with my hands sweating, hungover, scared as shit, an odd calm swept over me. I walked up to the window, and the heavy set gal says "what you here for?"

    "Well, i got a fix it ticket for my tint."

    "OK, did you get it signed off?"

    "YEAH." :::Slides ticket under window:::

    She flips the ticket over, glances at it, slides it back to me, and says "That'll be $10"
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    Nice works in the board today, Calmer but get a real job. Naaaah ... good job!

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    Vogina - How the fuck were you that retarded?
    I break a lot of laws. Especially cunt restarted ones like those three.

    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    Or just show up to court and say you can't pay. They might drop them.
    That sounds too optimistic, i'm sure a consequence for doing that might happen as well.
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    Don't ever use Paul's name again in a posting. YOU GOT THAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER? Paul was making his bones in the business back when you were just cum in your mother's ear.

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    solo ridinging the carpool lane is not a cunt retarded law, and only retarded cunts would do it while talking on their cell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vogina View Post
    I break a lot of laws. Especially cunt restarted ones like those three.

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    solo ridinging the carpool lane is not a cunt retarded law, and only retarded cunts would do it while talking on their cell.
    reSTARTED, not retarded. he just hates it when laws start back up again. its understandable.
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    I bet you tailgate like crazy too.
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    Carpoolchella!
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    YAY my speeding ticket came today! Question if i ask for an extension will the interest rate go up?
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    do it. i assure you i have no idea if thats ok or not
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    But whats the point in asking for an extension if they are just going to charge you more? I guess my question is does the amount go up if you ask for an extension?

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    1+1=3
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    who wears short shorts?@?@??
    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
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    Carpool lanes are the worst idea in Southern California, especially when cult culture requires everyone to own and drive a care here.

    Driving while using the cell phone.. I can see how that became a law because it could be dangerous; but come on. Your talking on a phone, not getting a blow job, eating, or drinking while driving. If you can't talk and drive without getting into an accident you are a fucking dumb ass.

    I don't tailgate. I use the carpool lane and talk on my cell phone whenever I fucking feel like it. Fuck!
    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    Don't ever use Paul's name again in a posting. YOU GOT THAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER? Paul was making his bones in the business back when you were just cum in your mother's ear.

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    i paid 740$ last year for going over 100 mph on the 110 North.

    I WIN

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    Vogina, this was about the same time I got my DUI last year. You'll be allright for Coach, I ended up delaying my court dates until after August and my license wasn't suspended until Oct thru Dec.

    Even if you plead "no contest" right away and accept your fate, you can always set up a payment plan for the fines.


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