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    I love cleaning the bong out and then filling it with ice water for a nice smooth hit of some good shit. Its going to be a long 2 weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cherita Chen View Post
    You would, BD



    Ah, I see. I never ever clean my pieces, I'm stank nasty like that.
    this is disgusting.
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    It's not nearly as bad as you have pictured, I know it. Also, I scrape the resin from time to time

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobert View Post
    Resin holds massive amounts of bacteria and other nastiness. Pretty much every person who puts there lips to a bong or pipe is leaving something behind. Clean that shit, people.
    Also, the chance of inhaling loose bits of that resin build up goes up as you continue to leave your piece uncleaned.
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    wake and bake feelin good feelin great now im gonna spin some records too bad i still have work tonight......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cherita Chen View Post
    You would, BD
    Ah, I see. I never ever clean my pieces, I'm stank nasty like that.
    My piece on the other hand is clean as a whistle!

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    The taste I know, trust me. But unhealthy how?
    You ever taste stanky piece, Cherita?
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    this is disgusting.
    Cherita's is. Mine isn't!
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    It's not nearly as bad as you have pictured, I know it. Also, I scrape the resin from time to time
    See? Cherita's has a build up of resin that needs to be scraped!

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    this thread makes me wanna go home and get stoned.
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    Now here's a "loaded" question... What could possibly be wrong with me in order to obtain one of those cards for medical marijuana? That shit looks tasty! I'm sure you guys have answers...Let's hear them!

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    pretty close to anything you think it helps you with. in a way thats good, in others its bad.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    bev, you shared a prison cell with someone from the manson family. there's GOT to be a doctor somewhere in san fran that can get you a card based on that. I mean come on. nightmares or some shit?

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    my morning/afternoon/whenever I get out of bed is not complete without some nice big bong rips and a couple big mugs of top-notch coffee. anyone else find the combinatio of the two in the morning just irresistible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Now here's a "loaded" question... What could possibly be wrong with me in order to obtain one of those cards for medical marijuana? That shit looks tasty! I'm sure you guys have answers...Let's hear them!
    Pretty much anything. Chronic pain, Insomnia (my personal choice), Anxiety, ADD, Anorexia, Glaucoma, and there's a bunch more, but I'm too stoned to remember.

    So who's gonna get crazy stoned for MBV? And what other bands are you stoked to get baked for?

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    good point, frozen.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    i dont do wake-n-bake anymore. it will ruin my entire day. sometimes thats ok though.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Quote Originally Posted by frozen pilgrim View Post
    my morning/afternoon/whenever I get out of bed is not complete without some nice big bong rips and a couple big mugs of top-notch coffee. anyone else find the combinatio of the two in the morning just irresistible?
    Yeah, right here. I also like to add a dose of prog-rock to the routine. I don't know what it is, but it always gets me totally ready for the day's bullshit.

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    I only get high when I don't have to function, I can't even drive high, and I have a hard time even being a passenger high unless I feel completely safe with the person driving. I just want to chill, laugh and concentrate on something like cards or pool or whatever bar game I happen to be playing.
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    I've been self-medicating for ADHD daily since I was 14. in canada, it's weed or dextroamphetamine. it was an easy choice.
    it's crazy that you guys are so far ahead on the medicinal weed front, but you won't let gay people get married and court martial people who don't want to fight in iraq.

    and I think to myself...
    what a wonderful world

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    I might have to start an official "I'm fried" thread. None of these other ones cover me.

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    I've been wanting to make a thread like this.
    Cherita you should clean your pipes/bongs its so much better getting a clean hit

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    how do you even suck through a piece that's never been cleaned? fucking gross. be lazy, wrap the piece in a sock and boil that shit. when it's been in the water for about 5-10 minutes, take the piece out and scrape it clean. viola. gross gross gross.

    i have a feeling this thread is going to remind me of that nick swardson "I SMOKE MAD WEED EVERY DAY" video.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I only get high when I don't have to function, I can't even drive high, and I have a hard time even being a passenger high ...
    this is good stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by frozen pilgrim View Post
    I've been self-medicating for ADHD daily since I was 14. in canada, it's weed or dextroamphetamine. it was an easy choice.
    it's crazy that you guys are so far ahead on the medicinal weed front, but you won't let gay people get married and court martial people who don't want to fight in iraq.

    and I think to myself...
    what a wonderful world
    we're not as far ahead as you may think. people are still being arrested for it daily. yeah, nothing really happens. but it wastes time and money for the person and the gov.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I might have to start an official "I'm fried" thread. None of these other ones cover me.
    Vaporizer!!!
    Seriously it gets you soo baked without any of the smoke.

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    i can attest to loca being a bad passenger while high

    and my roommate has a vaporizer. it's interesting, but i don't see how anyone could use that for smoking on a regular basis.
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    anyone watch Suprehigh me?
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Quote Originally Posted by leo01g View Post
    Vaporizer!!!
    Seriously it gets you soo baked without any of the smoke.
    think shes talking about chacid.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I only get high when I don't have to function, I can't even drive high, and I have a hard time even being a passenger high unless I feel completely safe with the person driving. I just want to chill, laugh and concentrate on something like cards or pool or whatever bar game I happen to be playing.
    loca, I think we're secretly related.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i have a feeling this thread is going to remind me of that nick swardson "I SMOKE MAD WEED EVERY DAY" video.
    God help me, I do love that video.

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    hahahaha possibly.

    the sock-wrap works well, but my four or five workhorse pieces are all 12-26" so I fill them with ethanol and rock salt, agitate, let sit, agitate, let sit, then rinse, and everything comes out 100% new-looking. the resulting alcohol-resin-salt solution looks like coca cola and smells like a dead moose. it's only when you clean a bong that you realize just how much nasty shit it stops you from inhaling. water bong= best ancient chinese invention EVER. better than fireworks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    think shes talking about chacid.
    Yeah I know but Amy doesnt like smoke so thats why I said she should try weed using a vaporizzzzer

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i can attest to loca being a bad passenger while high
    haha, yeah and don't ask me to give directions or even know where the fuck I am. Looks like it will be a sober drive for me to LA but when I get there.... IT'S ON!!!
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