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    Default If you could go back in time and bring someone back from the dead...

    ...just so that you could kick their ass and then kill them again, who would you choose?

    I think I would choose the American author and poet H.P Lovecraft, who died in 1937. He was an avowed racist and wrote the following poem, named "On The Creation Of Niggers":

    When, long ago, the gods created Earth;
    In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
    The beasts for lesser parts were designed;
    Yet were too remote from humankind.
    To fill the gap, and join the rest of Man,
    Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
    A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
    Filled it with vice, and called the thing a ******.


    He also named one of his pets "******-Man". What a cunt.
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    The obvious Hitler answer is tempting since he nearly made it so I'd never be born, but I think I'll go with Mao or Pol Pot instead just because at least Hitler was using bullshit ethnic excuses for his genocide--when dictators decide to kill all the smartest of their own citizens that's just so fucking retarded it makes me want to beat them to death with a dictionary.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Also, Jane Austen.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I was gonna say Hitler, but I don't think I'd give him the pleasure of living again.

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    My dad was generally too aloof to give enough of a fuck about some dead person to express such a desire except in the case of Hitler. Talking about Hitler would actually get the man riled up, and I love the way he used to phrase it:

    "I'd give anything--including you, Ran--to get five minutes alone in a room with ol' Adolf... just to lay hands on the cocksucker."
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Jennifer Lopez.
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    Freud.

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    Jesus.
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    Senator Joseph McCarthy

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    Hitler, Pol Pot, and any advocate of American slavery

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    That would be quite a fight. Could you take them all on? 'Cuz the last one is gonna attract quite a mob.

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    yea it might. but if i moved to the fight to a ghetto id win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    yea it might. but if i moved to the fight to a ghetto id win.
    OMG you went there. You are against slavery but some how this comment makes me think otherwise.

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    how does it make you think otherwise? im baffled.

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    Is the ghetto full of black people that are prone to fighting and killing? Your mindset is keeping an entire race trapped into mental slavery. So how are you any different than those slavery owners of yesteryear? RACISTS!

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    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Winner.
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    Gabes Fantasy football team. YES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    My dad was generally too aloof to give enough of a fuck about some dead person to express such a desire except in the case of Hitler. Talking about Hitler would actually get the man riled up, and I love the way he used to phrase it:

    "I'd give anything--including you, Ran--to get five minutes alone in a room with ol' Adolf... just to lay hands on the cocksucker."
    I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I think your Dad had a thing for Hitler. C'mon man, look at his rhetoric: "five minutes alone in a room... lay hands on.... cocksucker...". That WAS a sexy mustache, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefinitely Maybe View Post
    I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I think your Dad had a thing for Hitler. C'mon man, look at his rhetoric: "five minutes alone in a room... lay hands on.... cocksucker...". That WAS a sexy mustache, though.
    I was waiting for some dimwit to chime in with that.

    You're British, Stef--you're supposed to be droll. Work on it.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Your dad is gay.

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    was gay. Unless you can be gay in the afterlife too--in which case I'm sure him and Hitler are probably serious leather sluts together.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I was thinking about the usual suspects, but being as this is a music based message board i'll have to go with Tupac.
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    Bob Hope.

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    Paul McCartney.
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    Your sig makes me laugh every time Tom.

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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    you would bring a dead soldier back from the dead just so you could kick their ass and then kill them again?? harsh.

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