Thread for Gabe and Justin To Talk Shit About Pro Football

[codytwo]

Aren't you supposed to be talking shit about all this?

[schoolofruckus]

I hate the Seahawks. I can't wait until the day that Shaun Alexander's knees give out; I only hope it's a hit delivered by Al Wilson that does the trick.

There, is that better?

[dorkfish]

The Pats signed Donte' Stallworth. If their defense doesn't crumble, that'll make up for the lack of complete offensive-edge that they were missing last year.

[dorkfish]

Not many free-agent backs left, TJ Duckett went to the Lions

[dorkfish]

Lots of Bronco signings:

Patrick Ramsey
Brandon Stokley

non-Bronco, Seahawk Patrick Kerney's house gets you raped.

[schoolofruckus]

Yeah, the Broncos seem to want to sign free agents on offense and cover defense in the draft. If they can keep Bly and move up to get Gaines Adams or LaRon Landry, that would be terrific.

[codytwo]

I hate the Seahawks. I can't wait until the day that Shaun Alexander's knees give out; I only hope it's a hit delivered by Al Wilson that does the trick.

There, is that better?

Chances are he will get run over by Jerramy Stevens' drunk ass first. And yes. Much better.

[codytwo]

Raiders suck. Angels suck. 9ers suck.

[dorkfish]

The Washington Redskins have agreed to trade safety Adam Archuleta to the Chicago Bears for a conditional sixth-round draft pick, NFL.com reported Tuesday.

[fober]

hahahah stupid Redskins.

[J~$$$]

[André]

THE Eagles rule all!!! best team ever!

Brain D - best player ever!

[menikmati]

I'm giving Gruden one more year.

[schoolofruckus]

THE Eagles rule all!!! best team ever!

Brain D - best player ever!

Taking over the crown from the last team to get to the verge of a championship for four years straight, only to choke - The Buffalo Bills of the early 90's!

Jim K - best QB ever!

[schoolofruckus]

Erik, if the Bucs draft Calvin Johnson, I think Gruden will be earning a new lease on his career.

[dorkfish]

Javon Walker
Brandon Stokley
Rod Smith
Brandon Marshall
Quincy Morgan
other bit players and benched folks

[schoolofruckus]

Put Marshall between Walker and Stokley and that's basically the depth chart.

And don't forget to include Daniel Graham and Tony Scheffler, who are both extremely capable receiving options at tight end.

I'm so fucking excited for this season.



Brad, where are the Niners drafting in the first round this year? And do they have a surplus of late round picks? They should be trying to trade for Detroit's #2 pick so they can take Johnson as well.

[J~$$$]

I think Rod maybe done.

[schoolofruckus]

I guess it depends on how Stokley's Achilles tendon recovers. I think Rod has one more solid - not spectacular - year left. Then, hopefully you and I can go to Glendale, AZ and watch them win the Super Bowl!

[J~$$$]

Oh not hopefully. Definitely.

[schoolofruckus]

I think it comes down to two things.

1. Dre' Bly needs to get his head out of his ass. He'll have a 10 interception season in this defense. And they'll take care of him financially if he does.

2. They should make some noise in the draft. Move up and get Gaines Adams or LaRon Landry. Shop those later picks; they've got plenty of depth at every position except defensive backfield, so they don't need to load up in the draft. Just get 1-2 smart high picks.

They do these things, then Rod Smith can retire a 3-time NFL champ.

[J~$$$]

I completly agree about Bly. I just hope he does not have an attitude problem, there will be a lot of focus on him because of the loss of Darrett. The Broncos always do make noise in the draft even if it is picking players that no one else will touch. Mike Shanahan's is huge on giving second chances.

I really hope that Rod can go out on a high note this year.

Oh & btw im doing work on mike Shanahan's new home its fucking huge. Ill post pics when its complete im guessing by July.

[schoolofruckus]

NICE! I'd love to see photos of that. I've never been inside the house of a genius before.

[downingthief]

I guess it depends on how Stokley's Achilles tendon recovers. I think Rod has one more solid - not spectacular - year left. Then, hopefully you and I can go to Glendale, AZ and watch them win the Super Bowl!

Come on down, Gabe. Plenty of places to crash, with all the Zonies on the board. Although, I don't think your Broncos will be playing...

[schoolofruckus]

We shall see, Sean. An Arizona board/Super Bowl road trip would be the shit, though.

[dorkfish]

49ers are drafting at 11 and 42.

They'll likely take a DE like Gaines Adams or Jarvis Moss or even my prized Louisville DT Amobi Okoye or even Alan Branch.

At 42, they'll probably pick up a new weapon for Smith to throw to like Steve Smith or Sidney Rice.

[downingthief]

49ers are drafting at 11 and 42.

They'll likely take a DE like Gaines Adams or Jarvis Moss or even my prized Louisville DT Amobi Okoye or even Alan Branch.

At 42, they'll probably pick up a new weapon for Smith to throw to like Steve Smith or Sidney Rice.

What's the QB situation in '9er land?

[schoolofruckus]

Assuming Alex Smith doesn't pull a Plummer and go in the tank after his OC/mentor leaves, then the Niners are set for probably the next decade.

I think that's a good strategy, Bradley. But doesn't Johnson stir at least a small desire within you for the Niners to try to get him? Particularly since Detroit's #2 pick is apparently up for grabs.

[downingthief]

Assuming Alex Smith doesn't pull a Plummer and go in the tank after his OC/mentor leaves, then the Niners are set for probably the next decade.

I think that's a good strategy, Bradley. But doesn't Johnson stir at least a small desire within you for the Niners to try to get him? Particularly since Detroit's #2 pick is apparently up for grabs.

Ahhh, that's right...forgot about Smith. Will be interesting to see how the next few years play out, with Leinart, and Smith battling twice every year.

On that note, REALLY like what the Cards have done this off season (first time I think I have ever said that). They didn't panic, and go all crazy with the free agents. Now, this strategy only works if they draft well. I may have to amend this post in a few months...

[dorkfish]

I'd gladly take Calvin Johnson. Gladly. He's probably worth trading the #11 pick and a 3rd round pick. I really like that he's not douche-y based on the interviews I've seen. He doesn't have a lot of arrogance or anger. He didn't showboat a lot in college. Very workmanlike. He'd fit well into the 49ers organization, and probably quite poorly into the flashier Raiders club.

From the looks of it, the 49ers are building for 2008. They'll probably draft a CB and a LB in the first 4 rounds. Probably some OL prospects in the later rounds.

Ted Ginn Jr is also an option for that 11 pick, unfortunately. That's a major reach. I like him. But I don't like him as anything other than a returner.