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    Hey all,

    This post is to invite you to my annual Coachella preview at my blog, Tonegents. I will cover every band at the festival before it's done. Some of you will love it, some of you can suck it...

    http://tonegents.blogspot.com

    Come by and get prepped

    Tonegent

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    there's only one board-approved blog
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    worst


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    ever

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    Dude, your blog sucks. I feel bad for taking the time to read that crap.
    My question is: Why they fuck do you do a blog like this if you don't even like the lineup?
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    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.

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    I like how you tried to preemptively tell people off, not a good sign.

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    "The lineup just isn't that exciting. I am not feeling the excitement."

    So true.

    Although it will only take one or two big acts for Saturday to make all this go NeilYoungness go away.
    Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it. Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Come along, come along.

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    Exactly the kind of comments I suspected, I'm very positive about the music I'm positive about in by blog... go wank off to your Animal Collective records then...


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    ^ awkward.. it reeks desperation to post a blogspot blog on here. but more power to ya...

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    you need to work on your ehumor.

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    what the fuck is it with this "dirty liar" shit?

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    I'm not sure I like the voice it's written it and the dismissal of bands that are not worth "your" time. However, it's admirable putting it out there.

    I know I can't offer critique without being willing to take critique on my own work (see sig), which I always welcome. All I would ask is that if it does suck, if you could "be more constructive with your feedback, please" and let me know why.

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    You'd like the voice once you got used to it. I just have fun, sir. And if I think your favorite band sucks, I will tell you so and usually throw in a couple of extremely inappropriate dick jokes to boot. I am by no means bound to any journalistic standard of objectivity. Such is the beauty of blogging. And I am not part of the Indie blog-osphere. I'm not Gorilla vs. Bear, for instance, who have posted on Animal Collective over 400 times in 4 years (really, I shit you not... someone should serve those guys with a restraining order). Dig back a few pages and let me know what you think then. I don't get hundreds of readers a day from all over the world because my blog sucks, now do I? :P

    BTW I like your site... nicely set up, well-written, very pro

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    MONKLISH NO LIKEY!!!!
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonegent View Post
    You'd like the voice once you got used to it. I just have fun, sir. And if I think your favorite band sucks, I will tell you so and usually throw in a couple of extremely inappropriate dick jokes to boot. I am by no means bound to any journalistic standard of objectivity. Such is the beauty of blogging. And I am not part of the Indie blog-osphere. I'm not Gorilla vs. Bear, for instance, who have posted on Animal Collective over 400 times in 4 years (really, I shit you not... someone should serve those guys with a restraining order). Dig back a few pages and let me know what you think then. I don't get hundreds of readers a day from all over the world because my blog sucks, now do I? :P

    BTW I like your site... nicely set up, well-written, very pro
    How fat are you
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonegent View Post
    Exactly the kind of comments I suspected, ...
    So you know your blog sucks then. Im wanking right now. big deal.

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    How fat are you
    I'm actually pretty skinny. I have an excellent metabolism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    So you know your blog sucks then. Im wanking right now. big deal.
    No, I knew I'd get flamed by humorless Indie Rock douchebags. But... I figured there might be someone on here who might find my preview useful. I am a giver, sir.

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    Everyone here hates indie rock actually. this forum was created for Sahara Tent attendees only.
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonegent View Post
    No, I knew I'd get flamed by humorless Indie Rock douchebags. But... I figured there might be someone on here who might find my preview useful. I am a giver, sir.
    Yeah a giver of shitty blogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackchango View Post
    Yeah a giver of shitty blogs.
    Oooh... BURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackchango View Post
    Yeah a giver of shitty blogs.
    This man is a genius.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Your blog is fine. The problem is I read commentary on the bands at least as clever or insightful as yours every day on this board. And I'm not gonna go to your site in addition to this board.

    I guess this is where our relationship ends.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    How fat are you
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    This man is a genius.
    What a dick. You should apologize to both of them. This man is simply a brilliant writer and music critic trying to share his ideas with the world. Shame on you.
    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalmerThanYou View Post
    What a dick. You should apologize to both of them. This man is simply a brilliant writer and music critic trying to share his ideas with the world. Shame on you.
    Who the FUCK do you think you are
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    From this moron's blog:

    Who he is: I know what you're saying... you're saying, "Hey Tone, The Bug isn't really a bug. He's a dude! He's a dirty liar, too!" To which I say, "Shut yer facehole!" Like bugs make music. Sheesh. Anyhoo, dude's name is Kevin Martin.
    Wow. Wow. Seriously? You needed to come up with an intro and that's all you could muster? Perhaps you should lay off segues that involve "I know what you're saying..." because clearly you don't. What we were ACTUALLY saying is "I can't believe I have to read this shitty blog just to pull out an example to make fun of on a message board. Thank god this guy is nice enough to make the beginning of every paragraph a pathetic attempt at humor so we don't have to look far."
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Your blog is fine. The problem is I read commentary on the bands at least as clever or insightful as yours every day on this board. And I'm not gonna go to your site in addition to this board.

    I guess this is where our relationship ends.
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    I guess this is where our relationship ends.
    Noooooo! Say it isn't so? Is this because I gained weight? It's because I gained weight, isn't it! I'll go on Jenny Craig! I can change! Don't leave me!

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