Blog-achella 2009

[tonegent]

Hey all,

This post is to invite you to my annual Coachella preview at my blog, Tonegents. I will cover every band at the festival before it's done. Some of you will love it, some of you can suck it...

http://tonegents.blogspot.com

Come by and get prepped

Tonegent

[zenidogx]

there's only one board-approved blog

[Tylerdurden31]

worst


blog


ever

[MassiveChemicalPunk]

Dude, your blog sucks. I feel bad for taking the time to read that crap.
My question is: Why they fuck do you do a blog like this if you don't even like the lineup?

[boarderwoozel3]

I like how you tried to preemptively tell people off, not a good sign.

[ShyGuy75]

"The lineup just isn't that exciting. I am not feeling the excitement."

So true.

Although it will only take one or two big acts for Saturday to make all this go NeilYoungness go away.

[menikmati]

Dumb.

[tonegent]

Exactly the kind of comments I suspected, I'm very positive about the music I'm positive about in by blog... go wank off to your Animal Collective records then...

[nationocean]

^ awkward.. it reeks desperation to post a blogspot blog on here. but more power to ya...

[benhur]

you need to work on your ehumor.

[DRcube]

what the fuck is it with this "dirty liar" shit?

[Odin 8]

I'm not sure I like the voice it's written it and the dismissal of bands that are not worth "your" time. However, it's admirable putting it out there.

I know I can't offer critique without being willing to take critique on my own work (see sig), which I always welcome. All I would ask is that if it does suck, if you could "be more constructive with your feedback, please" and let me know why.

[tonegent]

You'd like the voice once you got used to it. I just have fun, sir. And if I think your favorite band sucks, I will tell you so and usually throw in a couple of extremely inappropriate dick jokes to boot. I am by no means bound to any journalistic standard of objectivity. Such is the beauty of blogging. And I am not part of the Indie blog-osphere. I'm not Gorilla vs. Bear, for instance, who have posted on Animal Collective over 400 times in 4 years (really, I shit you not... someone should serve those guys with a restraining order). Dig back a few pages and let me know what you think then. I don't get hundreds of readers a day from all over the world because my blog sucks, now do I? :P

BTW I like your site... nicely set up, well-written, very pro

[CalmerThanYou]

MONKLISH NO LIKEY!!!!

[malcolmjamalawesome]

You'd like the voice once you got used to it. I just have fun, sir. And if I think your favorite band sucks, I will tell you so and usually throw in a couple of extremely inappropriate dick jokes to boot. I am by no means bound to any journalistic standard of objectivity. Such is the beauty of blogging. And I am not part of the Indie blog-osphere. I'm not Gorilla vs. Bear, for instance, who have posted on Animal Collective over 400 times in 4 years (really, I shit you not... someone should serve those guys with a restraining order). Dig back a few pages and let me know what you think then. I don't get hundreds of readers a day from all over the world because my blog sucks, now do I? :P

BTW I like your site... nicely set up, well-written, very pro

How fat are you

[menikmati]

[Bud Luster]

Exactly the kind of comments I suspected, ...

So you know your blog sucks then. Im wanking right now. big deal.

[tonegent]

How fat are you

I'm actually pretty skinny. I have an excellent metabolism.

[tonegent]

So you know your blog sucks then. Im wanking right now. big deal.

No, I knew I'd get flamed by humorless Indie Rock douchebags. But... I figured there might be someone on here who might find my preview useful. I am a giver, sir.

[CalmerThanYou]

Everyone here hates indie rock actually. this forum was created for Sahara Tent attendees only.

[blackchango]

No, I knew I'd get flamed by humorless Indie Rock douchebags. But... I figured there might be someone on here who might find my preview useful. I am a giver, sir.

Yeah a giver of shitty blogs.

[tonegent]

Yeah a giver of shitty blogs.

Oooh... BURN!

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Yeah a giver of shitty blogs.

This man is a genius.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Your blog is fine. The problem is I read commentary on the bands at least as clever or insightful as yours every day on this board. And I'm not gonna go to your site in addition to this board.

I guess this is where our relationship ends.

[CalmerThanYou]

How fat are you

This man is a genius.

What a dick. You should apologize to both of them. This man is simply a brilliant writer and music critic trying to share his ideas with the world. Shame on you.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

What a dick. You should apologize to both of them. This man is simply a brilliant writer and music critic trying to share his ideas with the world. Shame on you.

Who the FUCK do you think you are

[CalmerThanYou]

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND!!!!!

[Monklish]

From this moron's blog:

Who he is: I know what you're saying... you're saying, "Hey Tone, The Bug isn't really a bug. He's a dude! He's a dirty liar, too!" To which I say, "Shut yer facehole!" Like bugs make music. Sheesh. Anyhoo, dude's name is Kevin Martin.

Wow. Wow. Seriously? You needed to come up with an intro and that's all you could muster? Perhaps you should lay off segues that involve "I know what you're saying..." because clearly you don't. What we were ACTUALLY saying is "I can't believe I have to read this shitty blog just to pull out an example to make fun of on a message board. Thank god this guy is nice enough to make the beginning of every paragraph a pathetic attempt at humor so we don't have to look far."

[Gribbz]

Your blog is fine. The problem is I read commentary on the bands at least as clever or insightful as yours every day on this board. And I'm not gonna go to your site in addition to this board.

I guess this is where our relationship ends.

lol

[tonegent]

I guess this is where our relationship ends.

Noooooo! Say it isn't so? Is this because I gained weight? It's because I gained weight, isn't it! I'll go on Jenny Craig! I can change! Don't leave me!