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    Default where are the nice toilets?

    I know me and i will have to take a shit some point so im dreading that.

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    There are white trailers that are bathrooms with a/c but I dunno their exact position on the grounds. Keep your eye open.

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    Default Re: where are the nice toilets?

    in town at the ralphs/ walgreens/ establishment of your choosing.

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    There are a few flush toilets in the festival area - last year in trailers between the Mojave and Sahara tents. Lots of portapotties all over the place. Baby wipes are your friend.

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    The nice toilets are in the hotels, but only some of them.

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    no such thing as nice toilets at coachella

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    In VIP. Or so I hear, never been.

    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyNonStranger View Post
    There are white trailers that are bathrooms with a/c but I dunno their exact position on the grounds. Keep your eye open.
    Even these, while better than the standard port-o-shitters, got compromised pretty quickly.

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    do they stay nice?

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    I just know some one's going to post that photo ... I'm done with this thread.

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    The Taj Mahal

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    last year they were right by the entrance. Next to the lockers. A/C and clean. I made the trek to these toilets no matter where i was on the Polo grounds. It was the worth the walk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickjohn View Post
    I just know some one's going to post that photo ... I'm done with this thread.
    I know exactly what photo you're talking about too, shame

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    I suggest you and your bowels make a pact to keep their movements on a urine only basis while at Coachella.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jockeyfullofbourbon View Post
    I suggest you and your bowels make a pact to keep their movements on a urine only basis while at Coachella.
    ha,aint that the truth!

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    anyone remeber the stall with the pile of shiite that had a dollar sticking out of it?

    (un)pure,morbid comedy

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    There are nice toilets on Friday. After that you might want to hold it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jockeyfullofbourbon View Post
    I suggest you and your bowels make a pact to keep their movements on a urine only basis while at Coachella.
    wait, you want your BOWELS to move urine while at Coachella?
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    Last year, on Friday, I took a picture of a pristine toilet to prove that they exist. If you have to go, plan to go early in the day.
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    my hotel
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    Seriously, find a toilet trailer and shit asap early in the day and pray you don't have to do it again later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    In VIP. Or so I hear, never been.

    Even these, while better than the standard port-o-shitters, got compromised pretty quickly.
    don't believe the hype...


    the trailers are your best bet...

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    VIP has the nice ones...You might be lucky find a VIP band on
    the ground. Also still bring baby wipes and toilet seat covers,
    rite-aid, cvs...etc, has travel size toiletries for about a $1.

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    just squat right there and make sure to carry toilet paper. you would hate to have to sacrifice your sock.

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    last year's was much nicer than the past years or of ones in fes in europe...

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    THERE ARE NO NICE TOILETS

    STAY OUT OF THE TRAILERS THEY HAVE DRAGONS IN THEM

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    My sister and I hit the trailers at the entrance by the lockers a few times throughout the festival last year. The girls line was incredibly long but no line at the mens. So we just covered our eyes, walked in and went into one of the stalls in there. Then all the other girls in the girls line followed us. If I haven't seen it before, I'll throw a rock at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trick Loves The Kids View Post
    THERE ARE NO NICE TOILETS

    STAY OUT OF THE TRAILERS THEY HAVE DRAGONS IN THEM
    trick's got the right idea

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    who gives a fuck! your going to have so much fun. the toilet is going to be the last of your worries. i think worry number one is trying to see everyone you want. now thats a proper question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancho confucious View Post
    who gives a fuck! your going to have so much fun. the toilet is going to be the last of your worries. i think worry number one is trying to see everyone you want. now thats a proper question.
    I would rather take a flying shit at Morrissey if it came down between having my bowels rupture or enjoying his set.

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