Things That Will NOT Be Overheard At Coachella 2009

[StubbADubb]

The people that didn't want McCartney there, remember?

I've heard about these people (a teen who turned to my friend last year and said "who the Hell is Paul McCartney?") but part of me refuses to believe it.

[nbvcide]

"damn, i really wish we would've gotten Grace Jones instead of Sade.."

[psycobetabuckdown]

Jay-Z was a perfect choice to headline....

WRONG.

A lot of these are pretty good, bravo people.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"I saw some guy having a seizure over there and I totally helped him."

[thedevious]

Don't you dare hand me that pipe!

[clumsy342]

"I should have gone to Bonnaroo instead."

[MassiveChemicalPunk]

"I happened to meet all the boardies at the boardie picture meeting and boy where they all so handsome and pretty! That Ron, he's such a handsome stud!"

[Ardentbiscuit]

"I really wish I was watching Daryl Hall and Chromeo instead of Orbital!"

[psycobetabuckdown]

"Hey, why weren't you at the meetup spot after Pavement?"

[amyzzz]

The thought of Daryl Hall & Chromeo actually does not give me a hard-on. (I mean it actually does -- this is a stupid thread format).

[feather]

"Orbital was worse than Tiesto + Guetta + Deadmau5 combined."

[theecat]

"I wish Lady GAGA was playing right now"

[amyzzz]

Again...I "wouldn't" disagree with that.

[beavington]

"Gee that italian family over there sure is quiet"

[mmblack]

you sir, win.

[mmblack]

"that sure is too bad that the entire main stage collapsed during tiesto's set, killing him and everyone in the first three rows of people"

[MassiveChemicalPunk]

"that sure is too bad that the entire main stage collapsed during tiesto's set, killing him and everyone in the first three rows of people"

lolz.

[psycobetabuckdown]

Again...I "wouldn't" disagree with that.

The fuck Amy? This isn't the "say the opposite of what you mean" thread. This is a thread of quotes that you wouldn't expect to hear at the festival itself. Does this really have to be spelled out?

[dorkfish]

"Look, Massive Attack is on the lineup!"

[IDCrisis]

The fuck Amy? This isn't the "say the opposite of what you mean" thread. This is a thread of quotes that you wouldn't expect to hear at the festival itself. Does this really have to be spelled out?

If it's gonna have to be spelled out, atleast make sure the spelling is correct or you'll get shit for it.

[betao]

"Damn, definitely should have gone to Roo instead. Shame GV couldn't have gotten Dave Matthews to close out Sunday night".

"I'm so glad there aren't any conflicts today!" (this is a good thing.)

"Fever Ray need more lights for their show."

[TheScenestar]

"I'm glad we got these single day tickets when they went on sale on Ticketmaster!"

[SoSS the visual ninja]

"Man. I wish someone tall would stand in front of me."

[blackchango]

These vultures keep picking at my scabs !

[Tandemind]

[juloxx]

Why the fuck did someone bring a Slip n' Slide to Coachella?

[AbundantChoice]

"Corrine Bailey Rae totally MELTED MY FACE!"

[weezy f baby]

"I'm so pissed about the One EskimO/The Gorillaz conflict. Looks like I'll just catch The Gorillaz next time they tour."

/the

[mojavemolester]

"Well, Prince was great, again..."

Guy shows up on Saturday, meeting with friends:
slightly out of breath....
"What do you mean where was I yesterday? Was yesterday good? Forget it, forget it, you HAVE to see Death at a Funeral, Martin Lawrence is sooo Fucking subtle and funny!"

[mojavemolester]

"No. Mr. Hasselhoff I DON'T Like your dick in my ass "