Things That Will NOT Be Overheard At Coachella 2009

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"Maybe I can catch the beginning of Junior Boys and then run over for the end of Genghis Tron."

[Duvel]

"......i think Radiohead are on at 1:15pm..."

[AbundantChoice]

"I really wanted to catch that Ryan Bingham set, but the tent was packed beyond capacity with hipster douchebags, so I bailed."

[emtgreg]

"wow, amy winehouse looks really sober..."

[emtgreg]

"...wow, who knew bowie was that good..."

[emtgreg]

"...see! I told you that a Smiths reunion would eventually happen!"

[cansei de ser sexme]

"I understand Genesis P-Orridge!"

[biggfoot17]

wow, this thread has lasted 7 posts without somebody making a "the killers suck" joke...i'm impressed

[MeowMixer]

On friday I saw Sir Paul. But I am ever more stoked for TG.

[PassiveTheory]

"Those Airborne Toxic Event guys sure know how to play quality music."

[gmoneyak]

"Brandon Flowers could kick my ass.."

[PassiveTheory]

"The lineup is good enough for me to stop bitching about additions, like that EDM headliner that I can't get enough of despite being 10 years past their prime, those 5 or 6 indie bands that haven't released an album yet but I'm sure will eclipse the Arcade Fire in popularity within a couple of years so I have to see them in a Coachella-like capacity this year and only this year, and David Bowie or Radiohead."

[woogie846]

"Mastodon were totally weak."

[feather]

"Feather what did you think of the Killers?!"

[HEADSTRUCK]

"the sahara tent was awesome, they sure know how to book real talent"

[indietron]

"Its snowing!"

[Bud Luster]

"my butthole is not sore at all!"

[benhur]

"im sure that was just a harmless needle"

[CalmerThanYou]

"Dave Wang says Trance is Alive."

[indietron]

"Elliot Smith was great"

















:l

[WizardIsAboutToDie]

"That PortaPottie was delightful!"

[clumsy342]

anything during MBV.

[BKsaysAction!]

"I wonder what George is doing these days?...."

[Monklish]

"I met that Monklish guy, and you know? His hat was pretty boss."

[indietron]

anything during MBV.

[TheColdWorld]

"I should have just saved my money for bamboozle left"

[im so indie]

"Sean Penn? Is he a DJ?"

[indietron]

"Why is The Cure wearing white robes and playing harps?"

[indietron]

"Tom Cruise melted my face off! He's the new Dave Wang!"

[MeowMixer]

"Sean Penn? Is he a DJ?"

Let's hope not.