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    DO NOT EAT THE BROWN ACID
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    DO NOT EAT THE BROWN ACID

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    Not a safety tip but a noteworthy tip: the Monday morning after a majority of the campers have left, i dont know why, but people leave there nice coolers, chairs, new bottles and gallons of water, and i've even come across tents left over. I came back from a coachella trip one year with a car full of folded chairs, extra coolers, and stuff left by people who did not want it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cr8vbeats View Post
    Not a safety tip but a noteworthy tip: the Monday morning after a majority of the campers have left, i dont know why, but people leave there nice coolers, chairs, new bottles and gallons of water, and i've even come across tents left over. I came back from a coachella trip one year with a car full of folded chairs, extra coolers, and stuff left by people who did not want it.
    maybe those people come by plane, buy that stuff there, and can't take it back with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adeline3 View Post
    don't drink before sundown. less heat=less dehydration.

    FANNYPACK! i know it sounds lame, but it saves you some back pain if you carry your shit around your hips rather than in a big heavy purse (ladies) and it frees up your hands to dance around. plus, i got like rugburn or something on my shoulder from my purse strap. i'm in the process of looking for a fairly cute fannypack (if one exists...)
    my fanny pack is some bomb ass shit. i wear it with pride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fergie View Post
    Safety tip:

    Wear pasties when wearing a candy bra. You will surely get munched on or someone will throw water on you.

    When wearing the bottom part of the candy bikini, make sure you shaved in the critical areas.
    is this for real? who else is going to need to know this besides you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lickety_spit View Post
    my fanny pack is some bomb ass shit. i wear it with pride.
    and i'll wear mine with the same pride.

    goodwill here i come!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adeline3 View Post
    don't drink before sundown. less heat=less dehydration.

    FANNYPACK! i know it sounds lame, but it saves you some back pain if you carry your shit around your hips rather than in a big heavy purse (ladies) and it frees up your hands to dance around. plus, i got like rugburn or something on my shoulder from my purse strap. i'm in the process of looking for a fairly cute fannypack (if one exists...)
    Oh, they exsist (:

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    Quote Originally Posted by adeline3 View Post
    and i'll wear mine with the same pride.

    goodwill here i come!!

    me rockin a fanny pack at coachella...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dear_amanda View Post
    Oh, they exsist (:
    where where where???

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    put a shirt on...

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    Haha, I was thinking the same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravingmad View Post
    And hats

    I think I saw that, it made me quissy. Was it the sweat or what?? Yuck
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    the hat was soaked in lemonade to keep the wearer cool in the heat
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    Note to self: Don't dump or spill lemonade on yourself at Coachella. Or purchase lemonade, for that matter.
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    Ohh god, you guys are so fucking sensitive. Yes there is potential to get laid at Coachella if you camp or are willing to have sex against the fences by the Sahara.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeymikemikey View Post

    me rockin a fanny pack at coachella...

    This picture just go me really excited. Not because I want to have steamy man secks with you, but because that is my favorite time of the day at Coachella. It's the time of day when all of your day's hard work is finally rewarded with some gorgeous weather. It's the part of the day when I transition from drinking water to diet soda. Oh, glorious diet soda! And most importantly, it's the time of day when the Sahara tent comes alive...I mean truly alive!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fergie View Post
    Safety tip:

    Don't bring beef jerky. The hot weather & the packaged meat will give you the major shits!!

    True story

    But if you want to lose 20lbs. In 3 days, go for it.
    What about turkey jerky?
    There it is...
    I'm losing my edge...

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    ...or buffalo jerky?

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    hereeeee comes theeeee sunsettt.

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    should i bring my gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamTaft View Post
    should i bring my gun.
    probably

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamTaft View Post
    should i bring my gun.
    Bring 50 guns.

    Protips:

    1. Sunblock
    2. Wet Wipes
    3. Plain Cheerios (filling, cheap, and easy)
    4. Bring a towel (Hitchhiker's Guide is sooooo right)
    5. Travel TP rolls
    6. HIV Cocktail Therapy for AIDZ NEEDLEZ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rage patton View Post
    I swear to god. Harrison Ford better not be fucking dead.

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    Under Armour boxer briefs are a must to prevent chaffing!

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    Safety Tip #47 -

    Do NOT look directly into the Sahara.



    But stare at the Sun all you want



    And if you accidentally shrink yourself to the height of a chipmunk, know that its only the "cold medicine" talking and that it will pass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Foppie View Post
    Under Armour boxer briefs are a must to prevent chaffing!
    Of course! "THEY MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!", after all....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FC1685 View Post
    safety tip: avoid the girl with no shirt and marijuana leaf painted on her nipples..she will bite your dick..hahahha
    I will make sure to follow this tip!

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    If you wear contacts, bring an extra pair or your glasses. If you get something in your eye and need to take your contact out, you really shouldn't put it back in your eye, to much dust on the polo fields, and your hands will more than likely be very dirty. Save yourself the pain.

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    keep your bung hole tight

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    Quote Originally Posted by lickety_spit View Post
    my fanny pack is some bomb ass shit. i wear it with pride.
    The fanny pack is definitely the way to go!! Mine is amazing and holds everything I will ever need in it...except for all the drugs and alcohol I will be sneaking in other ways....

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