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    Quote Originally Posted by fergie View Post
    Safety tip:

    Don't bring beef jerky. The hot weather & the packaged meat will give you the major shits!!

    True story

    But if you want to lose 20lbs. In 3 days, go for it.
    sounds like a new fad diet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    Note to self: Don't dump or spill lemonade on yourself at Coachella. Or purchase lemonade, for that matter*.
    *unless it's frozen.

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    a mini flashlight/keychain light is worth having. I always seems to drop things when I'm in the sahara tent. it seems other people do, too. I've heard sooooooooo many stories of how people scored a bad of weed, coke, cigs, etc, from just looking on the ground. I always felt bad for the fools who lost their shit.
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    we were all fucking tanked. Kindablue was hilarious.. dude was going 5,000 mph. and i was squirting everyone with beer from my designated coachella beer bottles... was kinda nasty but did the trick.
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    Here's an important safety tip:

    wash your ass.
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    Don't put money, ID or anything of importance in your back pocket, as soon as you pull down your pants in the port-o-john it will be gone forever. ew.
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    safety tips? are you fucking for real? Let's all stick up some aidz needles up our butts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kindablue View Post
    a mini flashlight/keychain light is worth having. I always seems to drop things when I'm in the sahara tent. it seems other people do, too. I've heard sooooooooo many stories of how people scored a bad of weed, coke, cigs, etc, from just looking on the ground. I always felt bad for the fools who lost their shit.
    A flashlight keychain device is a good idea. Especially when wandering around the main stage at night. People tend to lay/down because they're tired at the end of the day and it's just real dangerous. I have one and it helps a lot at dark clubs/bars. Plus it's got a strobe light function in case you want to take the party to go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fourthisto View Post
    Safety Tip #47 -

    Do NOT look directly into the Sahara.


    some random dude at ULTRAFEST gave me a pair of 3d "like" glasses and it was AMAZING, especially with the david guetta concert going on. Would anyone know where I can get a pair of those at? I am hoping there is a vender at coachella that will be selling them so I can buy them thursday night before the festivities start on friday-sunday.
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    Party City or something like that would be my first guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adeline3 View Post
    don't drink before sundown. less heat=less dehydration.

    FANNYPACK! i know it sounds lame, but it saves you some back pain if you carry your shit around your hips rather than in a big heavy purse (ladies) and it frees up your hands to dance around. plus, i got like rugburn or something on my shoulder from my purse strap. i'm in the process of looking for a fairly cute fannypack (if one exists...)

    ah man! fuck yes i totally feel your pain i got the same bag burn as you did! so this year. fanny pack for the win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by trancehiphop View Post
    some random dude at ULTRAFEST gave me a pair of 3d "like" glasses and it was AMAZING, especially with the david guetta concert going on. Would anyone know where I can get a pair of those at? I am hoping there is a vender at coachella that will be selling them so I can buy them thursday night before the festivities start on friday-sunday.
    Ha! I went to Ultra too and got the same glasses... they were great! Unfortunately I must have left them in the hotel room, or I threw them into the pool because the parrot on Captain Morgan's shoulder told me too. Good times, but I wish I had those glasses back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by trancehiphop View Post
    some random dude at ULTRAFEST gave me a pair of 3d "like" glasses and it was AMAZING, especially with the david guetta concert going on. Would anyone know where I can get a pair of those at? I am hoping there is a vender at coachella that will be selling them so I can buy them thursday night before the festivities start on friday-sunday.
    the norton simon museum in pasadena sells the for $1.25
    they're not 3d but they are equally amazing (i'd imagine)
    total mind fuck
    they reflect off of light and make all these extra rainbow lights
    i'm not sure how to explain.
    i'll have a pair and i'll no doubt be making friends to try them.

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    i love those glasses!
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    Safety tip: avoid any of the "dangerous" meats at coachella ie. fish and chicken.

    My brother and this girl hes friends with had chicken wraps and both got food poisoning. were puking their guts out during prince.

    hit the Spicy Pie booth pepperoni is safe. or munch on vegetarian to avoid the risks associated with festival food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmontonian View Post
    Safety tip: avoid any of the "dangerous" meats at coachella ie. fish and chicken.

    My brother and this girl hes friends with had chicken wraps and both got food poisoning. were puking their guts out during prince.

    hit the Spicy Pie booth pepperoni is safe. or munch on vegetarian to avoid the risks associated with festival food.
    This cannot be stressed enough

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    The Orb gave me glasses like those about 17 years ago (for use watching their live show)
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    be prepared for the worst.
    it gets hottttttttttttttttt!
    bring water

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Here's an important safety tip:

    wash your ass.

    Important tip... loose some fucken weight!!!!

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